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Ross. Writer. Poet. I believe in repetition and Carly Rae Jepsen. Refill the Nor Loch! All hail the sun! He/Him
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· Nov 13
Will this get funnier on here? No. Will I stop? No.
I'm wearing fur pajamas
I ride a hot potato
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you
I ride a hot potato
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I'm wearing fur pajamas
I ride a hot potato
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you
I ride a hot potato
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you
DIY Shop of the Quixote
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
DIY Shop of the Quixote
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"you've made a wrong meal of that" should be if you're made a right meal of that
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"you've made a wrong meal of that" should be if you're made a right meal of that
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In the North East from where I hail, a 'workie ticket' is someone who is always misbehaving/pushing it
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
In the North East from where I hail, a 'workie ticket' is someone who is always misbehaving/pushing it
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YOU SHOULD PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG. IT WILL LOOK GOOD AND FEEL GREAT
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
YOU SHOULD PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG. IT WILL LOOK GOOD AND FEEL GREAT
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I think pigs ears are nice
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I think pigs ears are nice
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Finally someone said it. Who doesn't like meals?
And even 'you've made a right dog's breakfast of that' can be complimentary, if you're a dog
And even 'you've made a right dog's breakfast of that' can be complimentary, if you're a dog
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Finally someone said it. Who doesn't like meals?
And even 'you've made a right dog's breakfast of that' can be complimentary, if you're a dog
And even 'you've made a right dog's breakfast of that' can be complimentary, if you're a dog
"you've made a right meal of that" should be complimentary
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
"you've made a right meal of that" should be complimentary
It's not even so much that I take any pleasure from Musk being unhappy, though it's not without it's merits, it's that he decided to post this for some reason
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
It's not even so much that I take any pleasure from Musk being unhappy, though it's not without it's merits, it's that he decided to post this for some reason
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Beginning a sentence "And as for" usually a guarantee that something if not interesting at least vicious is about to follow, he unleashes the news that Nelson's column goes quite high up
February 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Beginning a sentence "And as for" usually a guarantee that something if not interesting at least vicious is about to follow, he unleashes the news that Nelson's column goes quite high up
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Dissing Dundee just because St Paul's Cathedral isn't there. They've got a V&A now - take that, Topaz
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Dissing Dundee just because St Paul's Cathedral isn't there. They've got a V&A now - take that, Topaz
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Seeing these in the Poetry Foundation font sends me every time
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Seeing these in the Poetry Foundation font sends me every time
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this is the greatest poem ever written
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
this is the greatest poem ever written
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RIP William Topaz McGonagall, you would've loved to have lived in the time when The Thong Song existed for that particular couplet
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
RIP William Topaz McGonagall, you would've loved to have lived in the time when The Thong Song existed for that particular couplet
Descriptive Jottings Of London by William Topaz McGonagall 📝📝 📝📝📝 www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45822/...
Descriptive Jottings of London
Paul’s Cathedral is the finest building that ever I did see, There’s no building can surpass it in the city of Dundee, Because it’s magnificent to behold,…
www.poetryfoundation.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Descriptive Jottings Of London by William Topaz McGonagall 📝📝 📝📝📝 www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45822/...
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Anyone for tenneth?
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Anyone for tenneth?
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Should be oneth, then twoth, then threeth
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Should be oneth, then twoth, then threeth
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I see your nineth and I raise you eightth
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I see your nineth and I raise you eightth
"ninth" is a ridiculous spelling - it should clearly be "nineth"
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"ninth" is a ridiculous spelling - it should clearly be "nineth"
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McGonagall McGonagall
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
McGonagall McGonagall
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
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Large language models 🤝 Emily Dickinson
Love putting in em dashes
Love putting in em dashes
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Large language models 🤝 Emily Dickinson
Love putting in em dashes
Love putting in em dashes
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February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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The animals looked from McGonagall to Dickinson, and from Dickinson to McGonagall, but already it was impossible to tell which was which
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The animals looked from McGonagall to Dickinson, and from Dickinson to McGonagall, but already it was impossible to tell which was which
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We must not look at Dundee men,
Nor with them cause affray,
Who knows, perhaps they'll throw us in
The silvery, silvery Tay?
Nor with them cause affray,
Who knows, perhaps they'll throw us in
The silvery, silvery Tay?
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
We must not look at Dundee men,
Nor with them cause affray,
Who knows, perhaps they'll throw us in
The silvery, silvery Tay?
Nor with them cause affray,
Who knows, perhaps they'll throw us in
The silvery, silvery Tay?
Might become an Emily Dickinson guy
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Might become an Emily Dickinson guy