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Ross. Writer. Poet. I believe in repetition and Carly Rae Jepsen. Refill the Nor Loch! All hail the sun! He/Him
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Will this get funnier on here? No. Will I stop? No.
"limited series" is just a fancy way of saying "series that knows when to end"
January 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Can you imagine being Richard Burbage and your mate Will just *keeps on* handing you the greatest role ever written? 'Oh, right, another charater of unprecedented psychological depth and power is it, Will? Can I have something a bit lighter next time? What's that? King Lear? Shit.'
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Plays are just novels for people too lazy to fill in the bits between the dialogue.
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Shake him, speare.
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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My speare-shake brings all the Williams to the yard.
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Shake the rod, speare the child
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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ShakeRattle'nRollspeare
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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ShakeNVacspeare
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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'spearemint rhino
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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ShakeShackspeare
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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it’s true, and yet you’ve forgotten the wise words of LFO:
“billy shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets”
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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she spear my william til i shake
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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shakespeare stevens
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Spare the shake, spoil the speare
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
It's kinda ridiculous that William Shakespeare wrote all those plays. Look how many there are, and how many are absolutely bangers. Ridiculous!
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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Barnabe Rich explaining that "bookes are like cheese"
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Guy who watches too much crap online:
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 AM
My debut will be unputdownable because we'll make sure a powerful adhesive seeps from the pages
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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When you wish upon a cheese
It may float you on its breeze
Something something something bees
Cheese dreams come true
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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I decided to write a wee thing about what I'd do if I was stuck living in the 18th November over and over. rossmccleary.wordpress.com/2026/01/05/o...
On The Calculation of Volume
What would you do if you were stuck living the same day over and over again? That’s the basic conundrum of On The Calculation of Volume, a 7 book series by Danish author Solvej Balle, which has thr…
rossmccleary.wordpress.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
"Guys look I did it. They like me now!"
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Brideshead Revisited
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Might convert to orthodox Christianity and cadge a couple of days off
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM