C. Buckthorn
@cbuckthorn.bsky.social
Sub-editor of Lær!, the Norwegian leather industry's most esteemed organ. Immerse your soul in love.
Can’t afford to get a haircut, so I’ve cut my daughter’s hair instead, which is just as good, if not better in some ways
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Can’t afford to get a haircut, so I’ve cut my daughter’s hair instead, which is just as good, if not better in some ways
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Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone, 2005) #OnePerfectShot
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone, 2005) #OnePerfectShot
Nathaniel Hawthorne was hot
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Nathaniel Hawthorne was hot
Having a sexy Filofax day
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Having a sexy Filofax day
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Thought I'd try writing about The Count of Monte Cristo on a less morally dubious website than substack - my own wordpress blog rossmccleary.wordpress.com/2026/01/03/t...
The Count of Monte Cristo
They say that the best revenge is living well and while I don’t believe that for a second, even if it was, it wouldn’t make for much of a novel, would it? In the case of The Count of Monte Cristo l…
rossmccleary.wordpress.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Thought I'd try writing about The Count of Monte Cristo on a less morally dubious website than substack - my own wordpress blog rossmccleary.wordpress.com/2026/01/03/t...
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Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter
What’s got three eyes and pulled a muscle doing yoga?
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THIS guy
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THIS guy
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
What’s got three eyes and pulled a muscle doing yoga?
👁️
👀
🙏
THIS guy
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👀
🙏
THIS guy
My boy has spent the last three hours sitting in front of the new washing machine, watching it spin. I needn’t have bought all these new toys
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 PM
My boy has spent the last three hours sitting in front of the new washing machine, watching it spin. I needn’t have bought all these new toys
Please like this tweet, I need my phone to vibrate loads so I can find it
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Please like this tweet, I need my phone to vibrate loads so I can find it
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The films of the year: 26 discoveries, 10 old favourites, 7 bad movies, 6 re-appraisals and 5 obsessions. Feat. all your faves: Linda Fiorentino, Joan Micklin Silver, Sinners, Wallis Island, Argentinean child noir, and really quite a lot of John Ford. advicetothelovelorn.blogspot.com/2025/12/revi...
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The films of the year: 26 discoveries, 10 old favourites, 7 bad movies, 6 re-appraisals and 5 obsessions. Feat. all your faves: Linda Fiorentino, Joan Micklin Silver, Sinners, Wallis Island, Argentinean child noir, and really quite a lot of John Ford. advicetothelovelorn.blogspot.com/2025/12/revi...
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He's been! Here's everything I read this year (and a few things I wrote): Henry James! Joseph Heller! Penelope Fitzgerald! A biography of the unsuccessful 1928 Democratic presidential candidate, Al Smith!
advicetothelovelorn.blogspot.com/2025/12/Book...
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December 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He's been! Here's everything I read this year (and a few things I wrote): Henry James! Joseph Heller! Penelope Fitzgerald! A biography of the unsuccessful 1928 Democratic presidential candidate, Al Smith!
advicetothelovelorn.blogspot.com/2025/12/Book...
advicetothelovelorn.blogspot.com/2025/12/Book...
First of all, how fucking cool is this
🎄*TIME FOR THE BIG REVEAL*🎄
It’s Monday. The 15th. The ides of December. And that means that it’s time for the 2025 Bluesky Bubble Christmas Present. (¼)
It’s Monday. The 15th. The ides of December. And that means that it’s time for the 2025 Bluesky Bubble Christmas Present. (¼)
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
First of all, how fucking cool is this
Happy 2026 to all who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Happy 2026 to all who celebrate
Annual Christmas deactivation in six hours! Ask me anything ngl.link/c._buckthorn...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Annual Christmas deactivation in six hours! Ask me anything ngl.link/c._buckthorn...
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Performatively walking home from the library with three books under my arm
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Performatively walking home from the library with three books under my arm
Keep getting Womanizer by Britney Spears stuck in my head, but I don’t know the words, so my brain is substituting “I think you’re crazy… you’re also lazy”
a cartoon character is laying on his back on the ground in front of a teepee .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on his back on the ground in front of a teepee .
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November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Keep getting Womanizer by Britney Spears stuck in my head, but I don’t know the words, so my brain is substituting “I think you’re crazy… you’re also lazy”
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Just been on the Yankee Candle website and am drily chuckling at all the one-star reviews from four years ago saying “this candle has no fragrance at all”
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just been on the Yankee Candle website and am drily chuckling at all the one-star reviews from four years ago saying “this candle has no fragrance at all”