Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
did you closely monitor what happened earlier
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
did you closely monitor what happened earlier
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bless all the people who are genuinely expecting any national teams to boycott the World Cup because of this
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
bless all the people who are genuinely expecting any national teams to boycott the World Cup because of this
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100% seriously, European leaders and Commission officials should plan on the basis that the US might do this to them too, about Greenland, about tech regulation, about “Christian values”, about “free speech”, whatever.
Fucking hell.
Think the referance to US Law Enforcement here is quite telling as well: a huge extension of how far the US feels its laws reach.
Apparently its fine to now attack and kidnap a head of state because of 'US law'. Fucking hell.
Think the referance to US Law Enforcement here is quite telling as well: a huge extension of how far the US feels its laws reach.
Apparently its fine to now attack and kidnap a head of state because of 'US law'. Fucking hell.
Trump says Maduro is in US custody.
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
100% seriously, European leaders and Commission officials should plan on the basis that the US might do this to them too, about Greenland, about tech regulation, about “Christian values”, about “free speech”, whatever.
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We won’t do this because we all know that sport and entertainment are more important than things like world peace. We were quite happy to attend the last World Cup in a country that is morally repugnant so why should things be different this time?
Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
We won’t do this because we all know that sport and entertainment are more important than things like world peace. We were quite happy to attend the last World Cup in a country that is morally repugnant so why should things be different this time?
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I almost forgot someone's getting kicked in the balls in the park on Sunday!
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I almost forgot someone's getting kicked in the balls in the park on Sunday!
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Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
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That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X
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fuck you i’m not gonna stop posting pictures of myself just because some guy will use grok to pornify it. why should i change he’s the one who sucks
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
fuck you i’m not gonna stop posting pictures of myself just because some guy will use grok to pornify it. why should i change he’s the one who sucks
Sam Ryder just absolutely going to pieces in minute one and remaining that way throughout the entire process ❤️ #TaskmasterNYT
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Sam Ryder just absolutely going to pieces in minute one and remaining that way throughout the entire process ❤️ #TaskmasterNYT
was out this evening so have been watching #TheTraitors on catch-up, and I don’t even know her name yet but the crime writer lady is getting on my wick already
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
was out this evening so have been watching #TheTraitors on catch-up, and I don’t even know her name yet but the crime writer lady is getting on my wick already
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It being the first working day of the week (for me) but also being a Friday has absolutely boiled my brain
January 2, 2026 at 10:36 AM
It being the first working day of the week (for me) but also being a Friday has absolutely boiled my brain
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So much truth. And controversial view: for me one of the key differences between radio programmes and podcasts is that radio programmes rarely make me shout GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER IN THE PUB I WASN’T THERE
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
So much truth. And controversial view: for me one of the key differences between radio programmes and podcasts is that radio programmes rarely make me shout GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER IN THE PUB I WASN’T THERE
First day back at work and I remembered my password on the first attempt, so I feel like that’s a promising start
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 AM
First day back at work and I remembered my password on the first attempt, so I feel like that’s a promising start
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I just hope Mamdani can finally bring an end to New Yorkers’ disgusting and archaic habit of emptying their chamber pots out the window without a care for who might be walking below
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I just hope Mamdani can finally bring an end to New Yorkers’ disgusting and archaic habit of emptying their chamber pots out the window without a care for who might be walking below
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
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"On one hand, Twitter puts out child pornography. But on the other hand, I might not be able to get as many followers if I move elsewhere." - How Social Media Turned People Into Sociopaths
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
"On one hand, Twitter puts out child pornography. But on the other hand, I might not be able to get as many followers if I move elsewhere." - How Social Media Turned People Into Sociopaths
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deeply, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart i say fuck the new york times.
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
deeply, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart i say fuck the new york times.
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
stop giving them your money. cancel your subscription. drop their crosswords. move on from wordle.
trans people have been saying for years this was an organized campaign of bigotry and disinformation. well here it all is
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Signs your cleaner is done for the day.
January 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Signs your cleaner is done for the day.
obsessed that footballers now have their photos taken in a variety of poses to convey all possible emotions the same way that soap opera actors do, like why is Andy Robertson shushing me on the iPlayer homepage
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
obsessed that footballers now have their photos taken in a variety of poses to convey all possible emotions the same way that soap opera actors do, like why is Andy Robertson shushing me on the iPlayer homepage
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If you want to imagine the future, imagine a robot apologizing for making child porn in Celebrity Who Said A Slur Voice, forever
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a robot apologizing for making child porn in Celebrity Who Said A Slur Voice, forever
we're watching Drag Race España and I got all excited because the lipsync was to 'Zorra' and it turned out to be one of the worst lipsyncs in franchise history. One of them didn't even know the words!
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
we're watching Drag Race España and I got all excited because the lipsync was to 'Zorra' and it turned out to be one of the worst lipsyncs in franchise history. One of them didn't even know the words!
dismantling a Corby trouser press
What would you be doing in your #TheTraitors clip when they show you in your hotel room? I'd be trying to make Super Noodles in the kettle.
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
dismantling a Corby trouser press