Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
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Can’t even say NATO members *shouldnt* invade one another. Doesn’t the Labour gov make you feel safe
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Can’t even say NATO members *shouldnt* invade one another. Doesn’t the Labour gov make you feel safe
“we support international law”
“Which ones?”
*gesturing vaguely* “oh, you know”
“Which ones?”
*gesturing vaguely* “oh, you know”
Govt minister Mike Tapp refuses to say that the US should not attack Denmark and Greenland.
Moments later he declares that sticking to international law is what we stand for as a country.
Moments later he declares that sticking to international law is what we stand for as a country.
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 AM
“we support international law”
“Which ones?”
*gesturing vaguely* “oh, you know”
“Which ones?”
*gesturing vaguely* “oh, you know”
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Winners at the Golden Globes have a chance to do the funniest thing.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Winners at the Golden Globes have a chance to do the funniest thing.
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give tom nook fat titties or else
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
give tom nook fat titties or else
Watching Survivor: Game Changers (yes, the one with the Unfortunate Transphobic Incident) and the tribal council where Sandra gets Tony voted out and heckles his ass all the way out the door is so satisfying
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Watching Survivor: Game Changers (yes, the one with the Unfortunate Transphobic Incident) and the tribal council where Sandra gets Tony voted out and heckles his ass all the way out the door is so satisfying
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believe me when I say this: the context to the screenshotted post here is even more stupid than anything you could imagine in your wildest dreams
"You're placing the first brick in the 'Museum of Degenerate Art.'"
I... I don't think that's true?
I... I don't think that's true?
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
believe me when I say this: the context to the screenshotted post here is even more stupid than anything you could imagine in your wildest dreams
Would have guessed Joel Dommett for Conkers if that weren’t the one person it definitely can’t be #TheMaskedSinger
January 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Would have guessed Joel Dommett for Conkers if that weren’t the one person it definitely can’t be #TheMaskedSinger
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if anyone ever asks you what bluesky is like, show them the replies to this
oh is the traitors back on tv? none of you have mentioned it??
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
if anyone ever asks you what bluesky is like, show them the replies to this
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greetings from hell
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
greetings from hell
the creative direction on this show remains *absolutely unhinged*, may it never change #TheMaskedSinger
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
the creative direction on this show remains *absolutely unhinged*, may it never change #TheMaskedSinger
Close-run heat between Toastie and Teabag for most cursed-looking costume #TheMaskedSinger
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Close-run heat between Toastie and Teabag for most cursed-looking costume #TheMaskedSinger
trying to paint a wall and the roller and brush are just sucking the paint right back off it if I go near a bit that's already got paint on it, what the actual fuck
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
trying to paint a wall and the roller and brush are just sucking the paint right back off it if I go near a bit that's already got paint on it, what the actual fuck
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Left leaning mothers of Mumsnet?
🤣
The site's nickname is "Prosecco Stormfront" ffs.
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The site's nickname is "Prosecco Stormfront" ffs.
"Left-leaning mothers of Mumsnet are deserting Labour for Reform" [Times]
I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with something sarcastic to say about this headline.
I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with something sarcastic to say about this headline.
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Left leaning mothers of Mumsnet?
🤣
The site's nickname is "Prosecco Stormfront" ffs.
🤣
The site's nickname is "Prosecco Stormfront" ffs.
"you can't ride two horses with one arse" is my new favourite phrase
It's the hypocrisy that bugs me. By all means go with "might is right"; cynical realpolitik has its place. But don't then lecture us on law & morality. You can't ride two horses with one arse.
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
"you can't ride two horses with one arse" is my new favourite phrase
I find it quite strange when people put the abbreviations of the professional bodies they belong to in their usernames on here, especially when there are three or four of them
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I find it quite strange when people put the abbreviations of the professional bodies they belong to in their usernames on here, especially when there are three or four of them
mf really said “intolligent”
Keir Starmer: "I constantly remind myself that 24/7 our defence, our security & our intelligent relationship with the US matters probably more than any other relationship we've got in the world and it would not be in our national interest to weaken that in any way"
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
mf really said “intolligent”
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Now it may be cruel, but judging by the replies I do think we need to build a Great Firewall to keep the Americans out of this app.
oh is the traitors back on tv? none of you have mentioned it??
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Now it may be cruel, but judging by the replies I do think we need to build a Great Firewall to keep the Americans out of this app.
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“im scared of making daddy mad“ as a way of ruling fuck me
Keir Starmer: "I constantly remind myself that 24/7 our defence, our security & our intelligent relationship with the US matters probably more than any other relationship we've got in the world and it would not be in our national interest to weaken that in any way"
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 AM
“im scared of making daddy mad“ as a way of ruling fuck me
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Favourite humorous greeting card.
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Favourite humorous greeting card.
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“Ladies and gentlemen. I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today… Now, I do not say this lightly but… one of you… is the murderer!”
Group of well dressed people admiring a cat. Photo from my collection, sadly no date/info. Would love to know the story here!
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
“Ladies and gentlemen. I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today… Now, I do not say this lightly but… one of you… is the murderer!”
brilliant idea, everyone I know *loves* having to do this once a year at work, bet they can’t wait to do it all year long on an app
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 AM
brilliant idea, everyone I know *loves* having to do this once a year at work, bet they can’t wait to do it all year long on an app
I saw several articles/social media posts in the run up to New Year about how despite the negative media coverage and low polling numbers, Labour are getting “the things that matter” right, which I guess shows you exactly who they think matters and who doesn’t
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I saw several articles/social media posts in the run up to New Year about how despite the negative media coverage and low polling numbers, Labour are getting “the things that matter” right, which I guess shows you exactly who they think matters and who doesn’t
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The way the transphobic moral panic, laundered via a particularly reactionary brand of feminism has just been so neatly reworked for racism is really astounding.
Like I thought they’d try it, but I didn’t think it would be *so* smooth for them
Like I thought they’d try it, but I didn’t think it would be *so* smooth for them
"Left-leaning mothers of Mumsnet are deserting Labour for Reform" [Times]
I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with something sarcastic to say about this headline.
I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with something sarcastic to say about this headline.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The way the transphobic moral panic, laundered via a particularly reactionary brand of feminism has just been so neatly reworked for racism is really astounding.
Like I thought they’d try it, but I didn’t think it would be *so* smooth for them
Like I thought they’d try it, but I didn’t think it would be *so* smooth for them
maybe if we can get Trump to say he did it in support of Palestine Action, Starmer might actually decide he’s a terrorist
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 AM
maybe if we can get Trump to say he did it in support of Palestine Action, Starmer might actually decide he’s a terrorist
wish there was a way of communicating to my cat that I really do not need to see her butthole as many times as she currently shows it to me
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
wish there was a way of communicating to my cat that I really do not need to see her butthole as many times as she currently shows it to me