Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
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This really speaks to me
(as seen on reddit)
(as seen on reddit)
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This really speaks to me
(as seen on reddit)
(as seen on reddit)
just realised I somehow made it to 2026 while still not really knowing what a labubu is
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
just realised I somehow made it to 2026 while still not really knowing what a labubu is
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Not thinking travel related things thru: ✈️ Dublin back from Chicago and recognised some old heavy metals rockers sitting a few aisles away (they kindly thru up the horns to acknowledge my recognition). I excitedly said to a terrified attendant, "Did you know Anthrax is on this flight?!" true story
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Not thinking travel related things thru: ✈️ Dublin back from Chicago and recognised some old heavy metals rockers sitting a few aisles away (they kindly thru up the horns to acknowledge my recognition). I excitedly said to a terrified attendant, "Did you know Anthrax is on this flight?!" true story
it’s fucking snowing lads, let’s goooooo
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
it’s fucking snowing lads, let’s goooooo
this is a very rude question to ask when I’m still trying to shift that extra Christmas weight
January 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
this is a very rude question to ask when I’m still trying to shift that extra Christmas weight
I still have a tiny scar from carrying a pizza fresh out of the oven which inexplicably flipped up and landed on my other hand, scalding-hot melted cheese first
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
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January 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I still have a tiny scar from carrying a pizza fresh out of the oven which inexplicably flipped up and landed on my other hand, scalding-hot melted cheese first
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And London, where it did not snow,
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 AM
And London, where it did not snow,
this! I am furiously that I have to endure cold without even having a little snow to enjoy
The audacity of the temperature to be in the minuses and yet Sheffield has zero snow is absolutely abhorrent
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 AM
this! I am furiously that I have to endure cold without even having a little snow to enjoy
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I don't know why the next thing out of interviewer's mouths when politicians say this isnt 'why are you here, then?'
Wes Streeting is asked if Trump has broken international law when it comes to Venezuela. Streeting says he's got nothing to add and he's not here to be a commentator.
I mean, which idiot thinks politicians should answer questions when they're being interviewed in a TV studio!
I mean, which idiot thinks politicians should answer questions when they're being interviewed in a TV studio!
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I don't know why the next thing out of interviewer's mouths when politicians say this isnt 'why are you here, then?'
just realised Summer now has three dead dads, I wouldn't want to be Todd next time he applies for life insurance #Corriedale
January 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
just realised Summer now has three dead dads, I wouldn't want to be Todd next time he applies for life insurance #Corriedale
we worked so hard for so many years to debunk the "gays can't drive" meme and then #Corriedale ruins it in one fell swoop
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
we worked so hard for so many years to debunk the "gays can't drive" meme and then #Corriedale ruins it in one fell swoop
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
not that I'm defending Theo but if I crawled into a burning vehicle to save someone and they responded with "oh there is *some* good in you then" I'd be tempted to leave them to their fiery death as well #Corriedale
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
not that I'm defending Theo but if I crawled into a burning vehicle to save someone and they responded with "oh there is *some* good in you then" I'd be tempted to leave them to their fiery death as well #Corriedale
this would be great if I could see anything #Corriedale
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
this would be great if I could see anything #Corriedale
OK fine I am reading all your posts and I am going to watch Corriedale even though I am only up to October on both Corrie and Emmerdale, what could go wrong
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
OK fine I am reading all your posts and I am going to watch Corriedale even though I am only up to October on both Corrie and Emmerdale, what could go wrong
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If there is an argument then this is the argument. But lol I can’t find where this obviously false stat is coming from. And if the government does believe more than half the families in the UK are using it as their primary news source then woah maybe time to up the scrutiny of it!
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
If there is an argument then this is the argument. But lol I can’t find where this obviously false stat is coming from. And if the government does believe more than half the families in the UK are using it as their primary news source then woah maybe time to up the scrutiny of it!
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i don't know what to do about a system where people in power believe the antisemitic CSAM generator is too important of a platform to leave because the worst pundits on earth think the platform signals something about free speech
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i don't know what to do about a system where people in power believe the antisemitic CSAM generator is too important of a platform to leave because the worst pundits on earth think the platform signals something about free speech
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
Watched an Emmerdale episode on ITVX earlier where the synopsis was “Robert lies to Aaron”. That’s every episode! That’s basically the entire show!
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Watched an Emmerdale episode on ITVX earlier where the synopsis was “Robert lies to Aaron”. That’s every episode! That’s basically the entire show!
incredible to go on X, the everything app, and find people defending the posting of CSAM and then in the same breath accusing other posters of enjoying it because they have pride flags in their bio
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
incredible to go on X, the everything app, and find people defending the posting of CSAM and then in the same breath accusing other posters of enjoying it because they have pride flags in their bio
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I think it is abundantly clear by now that Starmer just doesn't think comms should be part of his job
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I think it is abundantly clear by now that Starmer just doesn't think comms should be part of his job
Medevac by Siobhan Donaghy, what a banger tho
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Medevac by Siobhan Donaghy, what a banger tho
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i would suggest an online safety act that can’t deal with CSAM on a widely used social network frequented by most westminster public figures isn’t doing a very good job of keeping anybody safe online
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
i would suggest an online safety act that can’t deal with CSAM on a widely used social network frequented by most westminster public figures isn’t doing a very good job of keeping anybody safe online
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Reposting with alt text, great to see the BBC jumping into manufactured consent so readily
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Reposting with alt text, great to see the BBC jumping into manufactured consent so readily