Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
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I think I would eat this lens rather than shoot with it tbh. it's definitely the tastiest-looking lens I've seen.
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I think I would eat this lens rather than shoot with it tbh. it's definitely the tastiest-looking lens I've seen.
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It's actually a cannibal peninsula
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
It's actually a cannibal peninsula
Long shot but: is there anybody I know (preferably London or surrounding areas) who’s looking to get a cat? Our friends are moving overseas and can’t take theirs with them 😿
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Long shot but: is there anybody I know (preferably London or surrounding areas) who’s looking to get a cat? Our friends are moving overseas and can’t take theirs with them 😿
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The biggest giveaway that Stephen is a traitor is that he saved his ABBA Arrival orange-panelled jumpsuit for so late in the series. Anyone frightened of murder or banishment would have worn that wonder on day two.
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 AM
The biggest giveaway that Stephen is a traitor is that he saved his ABBA Arrival orange-panelled jumpsuit for so late in the series. Anyone frightened of murder or banishment would have worn that wonder on day two.
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
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Louvre worthy
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Louvre worthy
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Chair of EHRC seeking a meeting with Sex Matters to discuss not only ‘mutual priorities’ but also ‘ways to work together going forward’! 🤔
Utterly inappropriate from a supposedly neutral Chair of the EHRC. Interested to see what will @commonswec.parliament.uk have to say?
Utterly inappropriate from a supposedly neutral Chair of the EHRC. Interested to see what will @commonswec.parliament.uk have to say?
FOI reveals that within the first week in office, Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson requested a meeting with Sex Matters to discuss "mutual priorities and ways to work together going forward"
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Chair of EHRC seeking a meeting with Sex Matters to discuss not only ‘mutual priorities’ but also ‘ways to work together going forward’! 🤔
Utterly inappropriate from a supposedly neutral Chair of the EHRC. Interested to see what will @commonswec.parliament.uk have to say?
Utterly inappropriate from a supposedly neutral Chair of the EHRC. Interested to see what will @commonswec.parliament.uk have to say?
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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I'm genuinely trying to get my head around this because, like, you don't actually ever need to know how many people are ordering? If ten people want to share three pizzas, you order three pizzas. If they want one each, you order ten. It's no one's business how many people are in the room.
at last we will be free from the backbreaking drudgery of ordering pizza from a menu and even counting how many people the pizza is for www.theverge.com/tech/863365/...
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I'm genuinely trying to get my head around this because, like, you don't actually ever need to know how many people are ordering? If ten people want to share three pizzas, you order three pizzas. If they want one each, you order ten. It's no one's business how many people are in the room.
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i see ICE have joined bluesky
January 17, 2026 at 8:57 AM
i see ICE have joined bluesky
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Help! I can't stop thinking of someone taking a photo of the group rather than counting how many people want pizza.
at last we will be free from the backbreaking drudgery of ordering pizza from a menu and even counting how many people the pizza is for www.theverge.com/tech/863365/...
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Help! I can't stop thinking of someone taking a photo of the group rather than counting how many people want pizza.
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This is art. It wasn't before the act of consumption.
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This is art. It wasn't before the act of consumption.
Tumblr does not seem to appreciate that I am there for the Heated Rivalry memes, not the Heated Rivalry discourse
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Tumblr does not seem to appreciate that I am there for the Heated Rivalry memes, not the Heated Rivalry discourse
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Not saying the UK property market is fucked but two of the contestants on the biggest show on TV are hoping to afford a deposit if they win. #TheTraitors #traitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Not saying the UK property market is fucked but two of the contestants on the biggest show on TV are hoping to afford a deposit if they win. #TheTraitors #traitors
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Need this but in a Hull accent
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Need this but in a Hull accent
hilarious that we've had nine episodes and I think Stephen and Rachel have only had one, maybe? in which they had free will to choose who they wanted to murder #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
hilarious that we've had nine episodes and I think Stephen and Rachel have only had one, maybe? in which they had free will to choose who they wanted to murder #TheTraitors
Faraaz saying "we're all from different walks of life and would never have met in the real world" when nearly half the cast had a previous relationship #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Faraaz saying "we're all from different walks of life and would never have met in the real world" when nearly half the cast had a previous relationship #TheTraitors
Faraaz truly the ideal of “no thoughts, just vibes” #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Faraaz truly the ideal of “no thoughts, just vibes” #TheTraitors
I really want Matthew's jumper #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I really want Matthew's jumper #TheTraitors
why do all the gays have such high and tiny waists #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
why do all the gays have such high and tiny waists #TheTraitors
just had this incredible urge to buy a waffle iron, out of absolutely nowhere
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
just had this incredible urge to buy a waffle iron, out of absolutely nowhere
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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Zack Polanski remains a Queer Jewish man with PROUD BRITISH TEETH because some things must be held sacred
I know you can't really do this thought experiment/horrific Vice Versa remake, but just for fun:
The events of the last couple of days play out the same with the only difference being Jenrick is the daughter of Nigerian parents and Badenoch is the white man from Shropshire.
What then, lads?
The events of the last couple of days play out the same with the only difference being Jenrick is the daughter of Nigerian parents and Badenoch is the white man from Shropshire.
What then, lads?
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Zack Polanski remains a Queer Jewish man with PROUD BRITISH TEETH because some things must be held sacred
I feel like I say this a lot but it’s never not true
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I feel like I say this a lot but it’s never not true
just seen a piece of media referring to Stephen from the Traitors as a “twink” and I guess words don’t mean anything any more?
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
just seen a piece of media referring to Stephen from the Traitors as a “twink” and I guess words don’t mean anything any more?