Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
wish there was a way of communicating to my cat that I really do not need to see her butthole as many times as she currently shows it to me
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
wish there was a way of communicating to my cat that I really do not need to see her butthole as many times as she currently shows it to me
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
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Sam Ryder is definitely an eight year old boy who wished he was big. #Taskmaster
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Sam Ryder is definitely an eight year old boy who wished he was big. #Taskmaster
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british columnists for the last 3 days: i have no idea why the public hate keir starmer so much. they seem to really despise him? it's mind boggling.
keir starmer today: lol, lmao
keir starmer today: lol, lmao
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
british columnists for the last 3 days: i have no idea why the public hate keir starmer so much. they seem to really despise him? it's mind boggling.
keir starmer today: lol, lmao
keir starmer today: lol, lmao
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I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.
Luke Littler wins second straight World Darts Championship
Luke Littler wins second straight World Darts Championship
Luke Littler has won his second straight World Darts Championship, triumphing over Dutchman Gian van Veen.
news.sky.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.
'The Boy Is Mine' on Duets at the BBC right now klaxon
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
'The Boy Is Mine' on Duets at the BBC right now klaxon
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@churchtimes.bsky.social Hey! Much as I appreciate you hiring a cis man to explain what's good for me, my transgender sisters never have been & never will be a threat to my rights or safety. I think Paul Vallely may have got trans women confused with the Metropolitan Police. Hope this helps!
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
@churchtimes.bsky.social Hey! Much as I appreciate you hiring a cis man to explain what's good for me, my transgender sisters never have been & never will be a threat to my rights or safety. I think Paul Vallely may have got trans women confused with the Metropolitan Police. Hope this helps!
I could quite happily have watched several more episodes with that cast #TaskmasterNYT
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I could quite happily have watched several more episodes with that cast #TaskmasterNYT
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posting my serious grown up forensic adult political statement on the free CSAM generator app
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
posting my serious grown up forensic adult political statement on the free CSAM generator app
absolute lapdog, genuine embarrassment of a human being, worst PM of my lifetime in a highly competitive field
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
absolute lapdog, genuine embarrassment of a human being, worst PM of my lifetime in a highly competitive field
Hugo setting a new UK record for fewest roundtables survived by a Traitor ❤️ #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hugo setting a new UK record for fewest roundtables survived by a Traitor ❤️ #TheTraitors
“Do you think I’m a traitor?”
“No, genuinely.”
“Thank God for that.”
“…I just think you’re a bad faithful.” #TheTraitors
“No, genuinely.”
“Thank God for that.”
“…I just think you’re a bad faithful.” #TheTraitors
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while watching a wrestling match on usa
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while watching a wrestling match on usa
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
“Do you think I’m a traitor?”
“No, genuinely.”
“Thank God for that.”
“…I just think you’re a bad faithful.” #TheTraitors
“No, genuinely.”
“Thank God for that.”
“…I just think you’re a bad faithful.” #TheTraitors
“okay so in this next picture Faraaz needs to climb on top of Jack again”
“but this one is meant to be four demure young ladies reading books”
“DON’T QUESTION ME” #TheTraitors
“but this one is meant to be four demure young ladies reading books”
“DON’T QUESTION ME” #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
“okay so in this next picture Faraaz needs to climb on top of Jack again”
“but this one is meant to be four demure young ladies reading books”
“DON’T QUESTION ME” #TheTraitors
“but this one is meant to be four demure young ladies reading books”
“DON’T QUESTION ME” #TheTraitors
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A lot of focus on their dinners this series. That lamb shank got so much screentime last night I thought it might be the Secret Traitor #TheTraitorsUK
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
A lot of focus on their dinners this series. That lamb shank got so much screentime last night I thought it might be the Secret Traitor #TheTraitorsUK
last year’s missions: men carrying giant stone penises up a hill
this year’s missions: men milking each other
#TheTraitors
this year’s missions: men milking each other
#TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
last year’s missions: men carrying giant stone penises up a hill
this year’s missions: men milking each other
#TheTraitors
this year’s missions: men milking each other
#TheTraitors
this is grossly unfair of me but Stephen basically wearing the same outfit in slightly different textiles every day is annoying me #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
this is grossly unfair of me but Stephen basically wearing the same outfit in slightly different textiles every day is annoying me #TheTraitors
lol oops someone forgot to edit that “all six” down to a five #TheMaskedSinger
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
lol oops someone forgot to edit that “all six” down to a five #TheMaskedSinger
If Jonathan thinks that’s the most repulsive costume he’s ever seen I assume there’s no mirror in his dressing room etc etc #TheMaskedSinger
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
If Jonathan thinks that’s the most repulsive costume he’s ever seen I assume there’s no mirror in his dressing room etc etc #TheMaskedSinger
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Feed me!
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Feed me!
Sloth is Miriana Conte, the exercise balls are such a giveaway #TheMaskedSinger
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Sloth is Miriana Conte, the exercise balls are such a giveaway #TheMaskedSinger
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well we waited for the press conference like you said Sir Keir, any further thoughts now
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
well we waited for the press conference like you said Sir Keir, any further thoughts now
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
Keir Starmer has said “I want to establish the facts first, I want to speak to President Trump”
well, which is it
well, which is it
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Keir Starmer has said “I want to establish the facts first, I want to speak to President Trump”
well, which is it
well, which is it
Ru genuinely asking a contestant “how did your dad know how to sew if he wasn’t a queer” #RuPaulsDragRace
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Ru genuinely asking a contestant “how did your dad know how to sew if he wasn’t a queer” #RuPaulsDragRace