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Steven Perkins
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A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
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This is the funniest thing I have ever heard
Nick Mohammed explained: "All your devices are taken from you. I was allowed one phone conversation a day with the kids. You are isolated from the outside world. "We weren't even allowed to know the time. So when we were in the castle, you'd be like 'What's the time?' And they'd be like 'It's Traitors time'." Nick continued: "Every single member of production had to just answer with that until someone kicked off and they said, 'It's a basic human right, you can just tell us the time, it doesn't mean anything!'."
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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The Mamdani sign generator altered to read “KIPPERS for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin’s Day already?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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oh my god FUCK OFF
Some dickhead’s terrible idea of putting a giant grey semicircle over the right hand side of a column of text with “swipe left for next article” on it
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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In the words of Mel Giedroyc: get a grip. Get a ruddy grip.
BBC iPlayer homepage showing “LIVE: Countdown to The Celebrity Traitors Finale: BBC News counts down to the TV event of the year - will the faithful defeat the traitors?”
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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on the bright side: Sarah Hadland absolutely *serving*
Sarah Hadland standing side-on with her arms folded in her very best Apprentice cosplay of a billowing red blouse and a high-waisted slim fitting black skirt
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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The BBC simply refusing to take no for an answer, I see
A screenshot of the cast announcement for Celebrity Apprentice showing Thomas Skinner
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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the Wendy's logo
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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to be fair it's also quite absurd to think that there's going to be some sort of King Ralph incident where the seven people ahead of him all perish but 65-year-old Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is still kicking around
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Screengrab from The Simpsons of two inspectors from children’s services holding up Maggie and remarking “stupid babies need the most attention”
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Trying to fill in the gaps from my #TheArchers hiatus and Google’s AI is as helpful as ever. (Unless I missed something very dramatic, I’m pretty sure the mother of Shula’s
children is… Shula.)
AI summary for Google search “rochelle the archers”: “Rochelle is a character on the BBC radio drama The Archers, played by actress Rosie Stancliffe. She is the mother of Shula's children, but her sudden reappearance has left many listeners and characters mystified and suspicious, and there is speculation about her past and true motives, including a connection to an animal rights group.”
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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my emails after online shopping
Still of Lisa Simpson looking desperate and pleading “Grade me! Look at me! Evaluate and rank me! Oh!”
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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me waking up in the morning after a refreshing three hours' sleep
Celia Imrie on Celebrity Traitors opening a sealed letter and reading it. The subtitle on screen says "Am I dead?"
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Sorry but this is unacceptable when Celebrity Traitors starts in 16 minutes????
Sign for the Northern Line saying the next train isn’t for another five minutes
October 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I ask the questions that the professional film critics are simply too cowardly to acknowledge
“Unrelated: what if the real reason Natalie Wood went insane in Splendor in the Grass was because she'd never had a pizza”
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
A still from the “red car and blue car had a race” Milky Way advert
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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wow the nepotism at the BBC is out of control
A screengrab of Fleur East presenting Strictly: It Takes Two, during the credits where the producer is "Fleur Cousens"
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I was trying to remember which episodes of The Simpsons it is where Marge rapes Homer (yes, unfortunately, there is an episode where that happens) and the Google AI overview is giving strong "...and there never was" vibes
"AI Overview: there is no Simpsons episode where Marge rapes Homer. The user is likely misremembering the plot of the episode 'Homer Badman', where a woman falsely accuses Homer of sexual harassment, but Marge is not involved in this plotline. The episode is about Homer having to clear his name of the false accusation."
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Pop singers The Reynolds Girls say ‘I’d rather jack’ than Fleetwood Mac
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative Al
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Jeez, don’t beat yourself up about it, just do better reporting next time
“'An embarrassment': BBC reports at the scene of Louvre robbery”
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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If Celia Imrie farting on #CelebrityTraitors doesn’t win Must See Moment at next year’s BAFTAs
Keir Starmer standing in front of Union Jack flags with accompanying text “this is not who we are as a country. It’s un-British”
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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lol I see the cat climbed on my laptop when my back was turned again
Two folders: one labelled ][poiujhk....ytsa and one labelled ][p[]
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Tess Daly standing with Mark Benton and Iveta Lukosiute who are in fuzzy animal onesies
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The meme of two Spider-Men pointing at each other
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I am normally very anti-people talking in the cinema during the film, except in this one instance
Letterboxd screenshot: Didi（弟弟）2024 ⭐️⭐️⭐️½ Watched 21 Aug 2024 When he went to delete all of his uncool YouTube videos so that he could reinvent himself as a skateboard film auteur the woman sitting next to me gasped "noooo, just set them to private!"
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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look at this beautiful troublemaker
A beautiful tuxedo cat is lying on her side on a scratchy grey blanket. Her front paws are being held up kangaroo style.
October 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM