Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
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The obvious answer is to remake all the Bond films, starting with Dr No, as a TV show with one film per season. Naturally, all of the Bonds are played by children, to make things easier.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The obvious answer is to remake all the Bond films, starting with Dr No, as a TV show with one film per season. Naturally, all of the Bonds are played by children, to make things easier.
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Hear me out: Bond Babies.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hear me out: Bond Babies.
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
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All you need to know.
Sonia Sodha, Emily Maitlis, Helen Joyce and Hannah Barnes have all had their say in the media in the last 24 hours.
Sonia Sodha, Emily Maitlis, Helen Joyce and Hannah Barnes have all had their say in the media in the last 24 hours.
How many trans people have the BBC had on this week discussing the BBC's pro-trans bias?
Zero.
Zero.
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
All you need to know.
Sonia Sodha, Emily Maitlis, Helen Joyce and Hannah Barnes have all had their say in the media in the last 24 hours.
Sonia Sodha, Emily Maitlis, Helen Joyce and Hannah Barnes have all had their say in the media in the last 24 hours.
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There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
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And nobody with any clout will pull them up on this. You will not get senior journalists or ministers explaining how their colleagues and dinner party pals have not written an amazing article or made a stunning podcast but have done actual harm and can’t see it
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
And nobody with any clout will pull them up on this. You will not get senior journalists or ministers explaining how their colleagues and dinner party pals have not written an amazing article or made a stunning podcast but have done actual harm and can’t see it
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It’s the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Jonny Briggs being shown on Children’s BBC
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Jonny Briggs being shown on Children’s BBC
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
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sucks to be Kim Davis today
although that's true every day
although that's true every day
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sucks to be Kim Davis today
although that's true every day
although that's true every day
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Goldilocks Musk
🤝
Greedy little tyrant whose secret weakness is Oates
🤝
Greedy little tyrant whose secret weakness is Oates
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Goldilocks Musk
🤝
Greedy little tyrant whose secret weakness is Oates
🤝
Greedy little tyrant whose secret weakness is Oates
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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To think we used to think Joey Barton was a philosopher-footballer cos he turned up on Question Time once wearing reading glasses.
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
To think we used to think Joey Barton was a philosopher-footballer cos he turned up on Question Time once wearing reading glasses.
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i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
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The BBC, both as a radio broadcaster, and a TV broadcaster, didn’t start out doing news at all. News is the upstart department. Its job is to act as a national fireplace. And that’s properly vital now, more than ever.
I reckon a shared national popular culture is just as important (if not more important) than a fact based, impartial news service for liberal democracy to work.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The BBC, both as a radio broadcaster, and a TV broadcaster, didn’t start out doing news at all. News is the upstart department. Its job is to act as a national fireplace. And that’s properly vital now, more than ever.
For those keeping track: I just got a podcast ad where Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are shilling for the new Harry Potter adaptation on Audible
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
For those keeping track: I just got a podcast ad where Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are shilling for the new Harry Potter adaptation on Audible
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"Doing something outside" does not make it "performative" and I will die on this hill if enough people are there to watch me dying.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Doing something outside" does not make it "performative" and I will die on this hill if enough people are there to watch me dying.
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Also completely ignores that any positive or neutral coverage of anything trans (review of What It Feels Like For A Girl, etc) has to have a shoehorned comment from Maya Forstater or Sex Matters, for some reason
There’s a deeper trick here. He calls respectful coverage of trans lives “bias,” then demands “balance” by platforming anti-trans voices (ignoring that BBC policy won’t allow trans voices without GC ones too!)
That’s the same old “I’ve been silenced because I can’t be transphobic on air” routine.
That’s the same old “I’ve been silenced because I can’t be transphobic on air” routine.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Also completely ignores that any positive or neutral coverage of anything trans (review of What It Feels Like For A Girl, etc) has to have a shoehorned comment from Maya Forstater or Sex Matters, for some reason
I wonder how many of the photos used in this montage by a prominent media outlet were taken with the consent of the sitter, maybe that’s a societal evil worthy of some investigation rather than whatever this is
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I wonder how many of the photos used in this montage by a prominent media outlet were taken with the consent of the sitter, maybe that’s a societal evil worthy of some investigation rather than whatever this is
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when I visit multiple islands off the northern coast of Scotland:
Important!
It's also useful to know there are is a Twatt on both Orkney and Shetland
It's also useful to know there are is a Twatt on both Orkney and Shetland
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
when I visit multiple islands off the northern coast of Scotland:
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.