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James Goss
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Writer and audio drama producer living in a cave in Turkey so you don't have to. Hickson in the streets, Rutherford in the sheets.
Should be meeting Dad off his plane.
İnstead, his neighbour insisted he save a few quid and get a bus not a taxi to the airport. So he missed his flight.
Dad distraught. I'm fuming.
God save us from a certain kind of helpful neighbour.
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
That deep breath you take when you see American Bluesky has woken up.
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Autocorrect trying to change "nasılsın" into Basildon.
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Wes Streeting on the news congratulating the government for nearly doing something about Grok then deciding not to.
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Received a charming text from the Local President of Trade:

"I congratulate you on your miraculous candle and hope that it will be beneficial to our country and the entire Islamic world."

Well. I've never heard it called THAT before ☺️. But I'll try my best.
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
having a laptop with a steel case is classy and all, but here it means putting it on the radiator for half an hour in winter before you dare touch it.
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Bring back Tomorrow's World but it's just a single camera shot of a barren nuked wasteland and a tech bro cackling about AI in the windy distance.
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Not sure you can assure MPs four times that you didn't use AI then keep your job when it turns out you did 🤡

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...
Police chief admits misleading MPs after AI used in justification for banning Maccabi Tel Aviv fans
An intelligence report referred to a football game that never existed - Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will make a statement later today.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Went to town to do more admin. The League Of Craftspeople was closed so i sat out in the snow with liver stew
January 14, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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An absolutely key first principle when using AI is that you, the human, are responsible for its outputs, and that you must *check* everything it churns out. Blaming Copilot doesn't wash.
WM Police chief Craig Guildford has apologised for identifying a fictitious West Ham v Maccabi Tel Aviv match in a police report. He’s written to the home affairs committee and blames Microsoft CoPilot for the error
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
nuts that i live here
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
oh it proper snowed
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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If it's possible to put aside its pro-abuse stance and politics I think it's important for its users to understand as a website X is mostly useless. It's like having a Betamax video recorder that is also a racist pedo.
Minister of State Alex Norris tells the BBC he won't personally come off X because it's important for communicating with voters.

None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 AM
My cough is getting bad again, so may risk another dose of Turkish cough mixture, but it's like taking Ipecacuanha for indigestion.
January 13, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Street Cat last went out at midnight. She must be bursting by now but no sign of movement.
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Street Cat is demanding to know why her mother is also in.
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Any recommendations as to which British Library Crime Classic i read next?
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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🙂
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
As it's Monday, back off to see my accountant. Today's surprise is that - in order for me to pay the tiny tax on my airbnb - i now have to pay £500 to join the local chamber of commerce.
As this is nuts, I'm having a kebab.
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Went to the pub with friends and got roaring wine drunk for the first time in years.
Woke up to more snow.
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Slightly uneasy cat truce on the terrace
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
in amazing news we have a Soho House
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Trying to work out a call time with friends in Australia.
Google is so broken now it says it is both 3am and 5pm
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Finding AI products on Turkish shopping sites is my passion
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM