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James Goss
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Writer and audio drama producer living in a cave in Turkey so you don't have to. Hickson in the streets, Rutherford in the sheets.
TİL that the head of the Turkish Chamber of Commerce's surname is something like "son of a baby castle"

(please don't enlighten me if I'm wrong, you have twitter for that)

www.dailysabah.com/business/eco...
Türkiye scraps duty-free limit for overseas shopping
Türkiye has ended a 30-euro ($35) duty-free allowance for noncommercial goods purchased from abroad via mail or express cargo, according to a presidential...
www.dailysabah.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Checking in on Music Shop Cat
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 AM
today we have rain that would disgrace Croydon. I'm off to see my bank manager, which always contains more tea than you'd expect
January 8, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I have one hour to do actual work today
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Early Twitter: "oh my god Stephen Fry is stuck in a lift!!!!"

Twitter now: "hey grok put Stephen Fry in a swimsuit"
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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This is the top reply on X under a post by a prominent female US cable news journalist about the Minnesota shooting, followed by an image created by Grok exactly to this spec. Journalists should not be contributing to a platform that is actively hostile towards them.
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show

AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.

FP: That’s not true

AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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They're banning Plato.

There's an episode of Rumpole of the Bailey where a professor is so enraged by the defunding of classical teaching that he murders the dean.
PEN America condemns educational censorship at Texas A&M after a professor is told not to teach Plato, a foundational thinker in the study of Western philosophy, merely because his writings discuss questions about love, gender, and human identity. pen.org/press-releas... #censorship #highereducation
Plato Has Been Censored; What Next?
PEN America condemns and calls absurd Texas A&M censoring Plato readings and discussions related to race and gender
pen.org
January 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
She is assuming mild insomnia equals endless wet food
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Actions have consequences.
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Does a whole series count?

Enterthighs

#GrokDoesStarTrekEpisodes
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Biohackers have spent $100million inventing a cat.
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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“Is There in Truth No Booty?”

#GrokDoesStarTrekEpisodes
For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched Your Thigh

#GrokDoesStarTrekEpisodes
January 7, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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Underwear No Man Has Gone Before

#GrokDoesStarTrekEpisodes
For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched Your Thigh

#GrokDoesStarTrekEpisodes
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Cat waiting outside kebab shop
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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The City on the Edge of Climax.
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched Your Thigh

#GrokDoesStarTrekEpisodes
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Just checked x to see if a certain writer had anything to say about what Grok was up to with women's bodies.

oddly, no.
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The day in 2003 the new series of Doctor Who was announced should have been joyous for those of us on the official site.
Instead, the phone rang. Guy from BBC Wales Online announcing he was the new editor of the site, demanding all files and passwords immediately.
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Anyway, here's Street Cat asleep on me
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
*screams in economics*
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Back in my accountant's office

i asked what i should bring.
"just yourself, see you later!"

He's now asking for a whole pile of documents.

I need to get back into the habit of bringing every piece of paper i have to any meetings.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 AM
In order to keep up with rising prices, the Turkish minimum wage has gone up by 30 per cent.

The government asked supermarkets nicely not to put up prices.

They've put up prices by 30 per cent.

www.dailysabah.com/business/eco...
Türkiye warns against exorbitant prices after minimum wage increase
A top Turkish official reiterated on Sunday a warning against hiking prices under the pretext of the increase in the minimum wage, also suggesting that...
www.dailysabah.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
off to see my accountant.
why are most Turkish office buildings so murdery?
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM