Rodney Marques
@rodneymarques.bsky.social
He/Him
Marques like Karl, not Marques like Gorka
Artistic, autistic
Likes Half Man Half Biscuit
I've got some hair.
You need to accept that—get on with it.
Marques like Karl, not Marques like Gorka
Artistic, autistic
Likes Half Man Half Biscuit
I've got some hair.
You need to accept that—get on with it.
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Rodney Marques
@rodneymarques.bsky.social
· Aug 28
➡️ Reform lead by 16%, their largest ever advantage in an opinion poll.
This would give them 407 seats on the custom nowcast model, a majority of 164.
electionmaps.uk/nowcast/custom
This would give them 407 seats on the custom nowcast model, a majority of 164.
electionmaps.uk/nowcast/custom
This gets worse for Sir Keir Starmer.
In a couple of years, second, third, fourth, and fifth will be swapping from poll to poll with all of them in the 13-18% range. This gives Green the three Manchester seats.
Your Party will focus on high profile/front bench seats.
That's what I think, anyway
In a couple of years, second, third, fourth, and fifth will be swapping from poll to poll with all of them in the 13-18% range. This gives Green the three Manchester seats.
Your Party will focus on high profile/front bench seats.
That's what I think, anyway
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yeah so like i was saying, don't vote for this stupid asshole
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
yeah so like i was saying, don't vote for this stupid asshole
Can you imagine Donal Trump blowing his brains out in the Oval Office, live on the telly?
See! You can can't you? You totally can.
See! You can can't you? You totally can.
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Can you imagine Donal Trump blowing his brains out in the Oval Office, live on the telly?
See! You can can't you? You totally can.
See! You can can't you? You totally can.
Whatever Sir Keir Starmer's decision making process is I'd suggest he tries doing the exact same thing only backwards
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Whatever Sir Keir Starmer's decision making process is I'd suggest he tries doing the exact same thing only backwards
Sir Keir Starmer has spent 18 months strategically manipulating the board and now whatever decision he takes the only possible outcome is his universal vilification as a useless piece of shit.
Extradordinary performance—no notes.
Extradordinary performance—no notes.
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Sir Keir Starmer has spent 18 months strategically manipulating the board and now whatever decision he takes the only possible outcome is his universal vilification as a useless piece of shit.
Extradordinary performance—no notes.
Extradordinary performance—no notes.
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just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
The Joint Chiefs of Staff won't do a coup because they're too scared—pass it on
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The Joint Chiefs of Staff won't do a coup because they're too scared—pass it on
Jonathan Woodgate? JOHNATHAN FUCKING WOODGATE?
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Jonathan Woodgate? JOHNATHAN FUCKING WOODGATE?
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the other big one was when he got laughed at in a tv debate for saying "my dad was a toolmaker" for the millionth time then in an interview with the Sun criticised those people for laughing at ol' Rodney and his job, which wasn't what happened. hiding his own embarrassment behind his dead father.
the shrinking of his wife is the thing that will never leave my mind
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
the other big one was when he got laughed at in a tv debate for saying "my dad was a toolmaker" for the millionth time then in an interview with the Sun criticised those people for laughing at ol' Rodney and his job, which wasn't what happened. hiding his own embarrassment behind his dead father.
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I just want to say how much I am enjoying Sir Kier Starmer, a truly repulsive individual, living an utterly miserable life.
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I just want to say how much I am enjoying Sir Kier Starmer, a truly repulsive individual, living an utterly miserable life.
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Russians, everywhere. The walls are literally crawling with them.
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Russians, everywhere. The walls are literally crawling with them.
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BBCR4 Today's Justin Webb leading a tory in "an interview", both banging it out about the SC's "clarity" on "protecting women's spaces"
Fuck em all
Fuck em all
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 AM
BBCR4 Today's Justin Webb leading a tory in "an interview", both banging it out about the SC's "clarity" on "protecting women's spaces"
Fuck em all
Fuck em all
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Nothing more important going on in the world today than persecuting trans people [Mail]
![LABOUR IS TOLD: NOW PROTECT ALL WOMEN
After female nurses win landmark tribunal over trans colleague sharing changing room...
Daily Mail17 Jan 2026By Glen Keogh Special Correspondent
THE Darlington nurses last night urged ministers to stop ‘dragging their heels’ over national guidance on single-sex spaces.
In a landmark tribunal decision, a judge ruled NHS bosses had ‘violated the dignity’ of the eight female nurses, who won their legal challenge against a transgender woman being allowed to use their changing room.
The explosive ruling ripped apart County Durham and Darlington NHS Foundation Trust’s trans policy, with the trust being accused of breaching the nurses’ human rights.
It also piled pressure on equalities minister Bridget Phillipson to speed up the introduction of guidance on single-sex spaces to the NHS across
England. The nurses had alleged they were discriminated against and harassed by managers for raising concerns about sharing the changing area with a biological male.
The employment tribunal judge agreed, ruling that forcing them to share a changing room with Rose Henderson, who identifies as a woman, created a ‘hostile, humiliating and degrading environment’ for them.
Nurse Bethany Hutchison said: ‘They’re [the Government] clearly dragging their feet and they need to pick up the pace. This is not a difficult thing to work out. It’s pretty simple, and I think this ruling has shown that.’
She added: ‘This is a victory for common sense and for every woman who simply wants to feel safe at work.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyefpiziml7b24sxpd74axq7/bafkreieobpnte5wvqmhdwmmsx5bcrrwc2ryg6tru3jnl6b66fyfyy4xtzq@jpeg)
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Nothing more important going on in the world today than persecuting trans people [Mail]
It's like Paul vs Joshua, if AJ had waited until the 262,801st round to finish him off.
heguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
It's like Paul vs Joshua, if AJ had waited until the 262,801st round to finish him off.
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masterful gambit Sir Kier
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
masterful gambit Sir Kier
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You know that old weird uncle at the dinner table Aunt Marie has invited but everybody wished he’d leave that would just never shut up?
Amidst their political differences, Undertaker still loves Mick Foley and Batista.
"You're wrong but I still love you" #WrestleSky
"You're wrong but I still love you" #WrestleSky
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You know that old weird uncle at the dinner table Aunt Marie has invited but everybody wished he’d leave that would just never shut up?
*Boy Lard voice*
"I've been rumbled again, our kid"
*Boy Lard voice*
"I've been rumbled again, our kid"
*Boy Lard voice*
That’s very interesting to see some accounts always pinned a poll result show russo-fascistamerican Reform Party is the first.
And constant insult to Starmer.
Is this what you was ordered by your employer?
And constant insult to Starmer.
Is this what you was ordered by your employer?
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*Boy Lard voice*
"I've been rumbled again, our kid"
*Boy Lard voice*
"I've been rumbled again, our kid"
*Boy Lard voice*
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Accusing everyone who dislikes the Prime Minister of being a paid-for Russian Bot and Reform Voter, which is a healthy coping mechanism.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Accusing everyone who dislikes the Prime Minister of being a paid-for Russian Bot and Reform Voter, which is a healthy coping mechanism.
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer considering withholding third state visit invitation
January 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer considering withholding third state visit invitation
I can't remember the whole joke, but the punchline is a bear saying, "You aren't here for the hunting are you mate?"
Donald Trump says eight European countries face 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland – Europe live
Denmark, Norway, Sweden, the UK, France, Germany, the Netherlands and Finland will face tariffs from 1 February
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I can't remember the whole joke, but the punchline is a bear saying, "You aren't here for the hunting are you mate?"
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Its funny seeing the West lecture the global south on alliances with China and how 'you can't trust them! They'll turn on you eventually'
Because being in thrall to the US is working out brilliantly for us.
Because being in thrall to the US is working out brilliantly for us.
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Its funny seeing the West lecture the global south on alliances with China and how 'you can't trust them! They'll turn on you eventually'
Because being in thrall to the US is working out brilliantly for us.
Because being in thrall to the US is working out brilliantly for us.
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A bloke at the Cafe telling the ladies that work there to go back to Portugal because they were trying to get him leave. I may be small but I have no time for bullies. I grabbed him and threw him out onto the street. A lady at one of tables has just bought me a coffee for "defending the Portuguese!"
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
A bloke at the Cafe telling the ladies that work there to go back to Portugal because they were trying to get him leave. I may be small but I have no time for bullies. I grabbed him and threw him out onto the street. A lady at one of tables has just bought me a coffee for "defending the Portuguese!"
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Good work mate. ❤️
A bloke at the Cafe telling the ladies that work there to go back to Portugal because they were trying to get him leave. I may be small but I have no time for bullies. I grabbed him and threw him out onto the street. A lady at one of tables has just bought me a coffee for "defending the Portuguese!"
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Good work mate. ❤️
Friends are concerned he may be obsessing about the Banter Timeline again
This is bullshit—I want Ole back, then I went my Chaos With Ed Miliband
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Friends are concerned he may be obsessing about the Banter Timeline again
Yorkshire Tea should have had Sarah Lancashire turning up to investigate the death of Sean Bean
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yorkshire Tea should have had Sarah Lancashire turning up to investigate the death of Sean Bean
Zack Polanski's attempts to start a discussion on the future of UK security beyond a US dominated NATO are naive and dangerous.
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Zack Polanski's attempts to start a discussion on the future of UK security beyond a US dominated NATO are naive and dangerous.