andy
@andyetc.co.uk
Award winning hotelier and heir to the Forte hotel dynasty | Hull, obv | Gay and tired | he/him | 🏳️🌈
Everyone posting their ‘Last gym of the year 😭’ photos and I’m having a wine at my favourite bar because it’s closing down today.
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Everyone posting their ‘Last gym of the year 😭’ photos and I’m having a wine at my favourite bar because it’s closing down today.
One more sleep until it’s C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ Mariah seemingly drunk AND pregnant with nothing but a wind machine, a green screen and a dream.
Mariah Carey - Auld Lang Syne (The New Year's Anthem, Fireworks Version)
YouTube video by MariahCareyVEVO
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One more sleep until it’s C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ Mariah seemingly drunk AND pregnant with nothing but a wind machine, a green screen and a dream.
Matthew has decided that this would be a good day to entirely clear out our wardrobes
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Matthew has decided that this would be a good day to entirely clear out our wardrobes
Lucy Beaumont on Mastermind. She is very committed to the bit, isn’t she.
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Lucy Beaumont on Mastermind. She is very committed to the bit, isn’t she.
Held the door open for Billie Piper at Dishoom the night after meeting Louise Redknapp, which remains the best 24 hours of my life.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Held the door open for Billie Piper at Dishoom the night after meeting Louise Redknapp, which remains the best 24 hours of my life.
Mel C comes clean on the REAL reason behind her Pride in Hull no-show SCANDAL
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mel C comes clean on the REAL reason behind her Pride in Hull no-show SCANDAL
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit
Discovered that Matthew has never heard of the Ab Fab not-spin off Mirrorball, and has had no idea why I’ve been hissing SPARKLE at him for 20 years.
December 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Discovered that Matthew has never heard of the Ab Fab not-spin off Mirrorball, and has had no idea why I’ve been hissing SPARKLE at him for 20 years.
Watched the Channel 5 Shayne Ward murder on a cruise ship show, which insanely had a not very thinly veiled Jane McDonald as one of the characters. The trailer unveiled Dorien and Tracey from Birds of a Feather will be in board in a future episode. This is on to its third series.
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Watched the Channel 5 Shayne Ward murder on a cruise ship show, which insanely had a not very thinly veiled Jane McDonald as one of the characters. The trailer unveiled Dorien and Tracey from Birds of a Feather will be in board in a future episode. This is on to its third series.
I love Plex because I could just log in to my own TV at the in-laws on Christmas Day and make them watch - eg a load of men in cheap underwear twerking to RuPaul Christmas music on a shit green screen and Lutricia McNeal’s entire videography
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I love Plex because I could just log in to my own TV at the in-laws on Christmas Day and make them watch - eg a load of men in cheap underwear twerking to RuPaul Christmas music on a shit green screen and Lutricia McNeal’s entire videography
Mother in law misread a tag and bought me a £200 cardigan as a stocking filler 😭
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Mother in law misread a tag and bought me a £200 cardigan as a stocking filler 😭
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
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Happy 20 Years since Jackie Tyler was nearly killed by a Christmas Tree.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Happy 20 Years since Jackie Tyler was nearly killed by a Christmas Tree.
A cat that eats you if you aren’t sufficiently well dressed is my absolute favourite Christmas entity.
Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A cat that eats you if you aren’t sufficiently well dressed is my absolute favourite Christmas entity.
21 years of TV’s best Christmas special
The Smoking Room s1e9p1 Xmas - Do They Know It's Christmas?
YouTube video by cheeruprobin
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
21 years of TV’s best Christmas special
Please enjoy my stupid Christmas tree
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Please enjoy my stupid Christmas tree
Instead of wrapping the last of my Christmas presents I have opened another wine. I’m sure I will not regret this.
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Instead of wrapping the last of my Christmas presents I have opened another wine. I’m sure I will not regret this.
Logging onto Facebook to comment ‘AI slop’ on people’s Christmas photos of their children.
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Logging onto Facebook to comment ‘AI slop’ on people’s Christmas photos of their children.
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This album is 😙👌
Knockout POP but heartfelt storytelling.
Us Gays are kinda sleeping on it and I really want a tour to hear it in full.
I will cry during Don't Kill My Vibe.
Also she's a beautiful soul!
🪩 In Louise We Trust 🪩
Knockout POP but heartfelt storytelling.
Us Gays are kinda sleeping on it and I really want a tour to hear it in full.
I will cry during Don't Kill My Vibe.
Also she's a beautiful soul!
🪩 In Louise We Trust 🪩
3️⃣2️⃣ CONFESSION
🎤 Louise
📊 27pts*
#SongsOfTheYear
📻 Livestream from 9am: mixcloud.com/live/electri...
💗 National AIDS Trust fundraiser: www.justgiving.com/page/electri...
🎤 Louise
📊 27pts*
#SongsOfTheYear
📻 Livestream from 9am: mixcloud.com/live/electri...
💗 National AIDS Trust fundraiser: www.justgiving.com/page/electri...
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
This album is 😙👌
Knockout POP but heartfelt storytelling.
Us Gays are kinda sleeping on it and I really want a tour to hear it in full.
I will cry during Don't Kill My Vibe.
Also she's a beautiful soul!
🪩 In Louise We Trust 🪩
Knockout POP but heartfelt storytelling.
Us Gays are kinda sleeping on it and I really want a tour to hear it in full.
I will cry during Don't Kill My Vibe.
Also she's a beautiful soul!
🪩 In Louise We Trust 🪩
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The Only Connect specials begin tonight! The first one was something of an experiment. I think we might have broken a few rules so I won’t say more than: I hope you enjoy it. Cheers! 🍻
8pm, BBC Two
8pm, BBC Two
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Only Connect specials begin tonight! The first one was something of an experiment. I think we might have broken a few rules so I won’t say more than: I hope you enjoy it. Cheers! 🍻
8pm, BBC Two
8pm, BBC Two
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The fucking kitchen roll, man.... 😂😂
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The fucking kitchen roll, man.... 😂😂
The most recent TOTP repeat is fucking incredible. Spice Girls Goodbye, Honeyz End of the Line, Ace of Base Always Have Always Will, Lutricia McNeal fighting for her LIFE with a live vocal and Billie’s She Wants You all back to back. Feels like a trap designed specifically for me.
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The most recent TOTP repeat is fucking incredible. Spice Girls Goodbye, Honeyz End of the Line, Ace of Base Always Have Always Will, Lutricia McNeal fighting for her LIFE with a live vocal and Billie’s She Wants You all back to back. Feels like a trap designed specifically for me.
ANNIE CHEWING GUM ONLY CONNECT
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
ANNIE CHEWING GUM ONLY CONNECT
Giant pink mushroom cloud is probably a good thing, right
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Giant pink mushroom cloud is probably a good thing, right