soul nate
@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
ignoring family until new years because santa brought you a “perform Warbreaker combos to build Adventure Points” ass video game >>>>
December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ignoring family until new years because santa brought you a “perform Warbreaker combos to build Adventure Points” ass video game >>>>
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
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Watching the AI Biden Young Sheldon meme by @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social is my holiday tradition.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Watching the AI Biden Young Sheldon meme by @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social is my holiday tradition.
We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
hemingway if he slayed
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
hemingway if he slayed
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
it’s so funny how the new harry potter show is as close as possible to the movies in every single way - to the point that they’re reusing the music and sets - except two of the characters are now black
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it’s so funny how the new harry potter show is as close as possible to the movies in every single way - to the point that they’re reusing the music and sets - except two of the characters are now black
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
last minute halloween costume idea that will probably get you waterboarded: the witch that killed charlie kirk
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
last minute halloween costume idea that will probably get you waterboarded: the witch that killed charlie kirk
cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
why won’t luffy denounce hamas?
My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
why won’t luffy denounce hamas?
not now babe i’m working on my research
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
not now babe i’m working on my research
they should just let george santos do whatever gremlin crime shit he wants. we need this
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
they should just let george santos do whatever gremlin crime shit he wants. we need this
so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
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there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
government shut down? oh phew lmao that was close
October 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
government shut down? oh phew lmao that was close
