soul nate
@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
last minute halloween costume idea that will probably get you waterboarded: the witch that killed charlie kirk
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
last minute halloween costume idea that will probably get you waterboarded: the witch that killed charlie kirk
cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
why won’t luffy denounce hamas?
My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
why won’t luffy denounce hamas?
not now babe i’m working on my research
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
not now babe i’m working on my research
they should just let george santos do whatever gremlin crime shit he wants. we need this
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
they should just let george santos do whatever gremlin crime shit he wants. we need this
so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
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there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
government shut down? oh phew lmao that was close
October 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
government shut down? oh phew lmao that was close
doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
August 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
holy shit bro. they’re interviewing subway jared on the fart brothers podcast. he agreed the kid stuff was “a bummer” and now they’re all taking turns trying on the Big Pants. so proud of these boys
July 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
holy shit bro. they’re interviewing subway jared on the fart brothers podcast. he agreed the kid stuff was “a bummer” and now they’re all taking turns trying on the Big Pants. so proud of these boys
kirkland signature would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
July 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
kirkland signature would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
me [forgetting the alamo]:
June 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
me [forgetting the alamo]:
hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
June 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
me [the lawyer who has to get elon musk to sign 27 child support checks every month]: hello sir. no not the usual thing this time it’s something epic
June 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
me [the lawyer who has to get elon musk to sign 27 child support checks every month]: hello sir. no not the usual thing this time it’s something epic
buying and wearing this shirt to the dentist
June 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
buying and wearing this shirt to the dentist
buddy and his wife gave their baby a stupid name so i’ve been workshopping cool star wars names for him instead. he started crying from the other room and i said “Graff Chorlo on comms.” i have been told this is “not helpful”
June 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
buddy and his wife gave their baby a stupid name so i’ve been workshopping cool star wars names for him instead. he started crying from the other room and i said “Graff Chorlo on comms.” i have been told this is “not helpful”
lmao wait. how has nobody told me that the music played in walmart is “walmart radio.” like they have a DJ that’s pops sometimes and he’s like hello brenda from store 3914, you’re live on the air. and then she’ll say hi!! i’d like to shout out my shift manager jason
June 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
lmao wait. how has nobody told me that the music played in walmart is “walmart radio.” like they have a DJ that’s pops sometimes and he’s like hello brenda from store 3914, you’re live on the air. and then she’ll say hi!! i’d like to shout out my shift manager jason
insane innovation happening at 7-11’s flavor labs
June 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
insane innovation happening at 7-11’s flavor labs
every time i meet someone older than me who’s more successful i’m like “okay, well they’re older than me.” every time i meet someone younger and more successful i’m like “their dad must be the mayor”
June 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
every time i meet someone older than me who’s more successful i’m like “okay, well they’re older than me.” every time i meet someone younger and more successful i’m like “their dad must be the mayor”
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go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president
June 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president