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Alex
@skippingjack.bsky.social
Hello you fool, I love you
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Argh! Get these pins out of me! How can anyone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!
Who up, who peening their balls?
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Gym before lunch. I'm hungry and thirsty.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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JR Hartley sitting in a tree
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
What's JR Hartley doing up a tree in the video for XTC's "Dear God"?
youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Watching Endgame. It'd be really funny when Hulk snapped his fingers if his dick just hit the floor.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nice to see we're at the guaranteeing Belgian sovereignty stage.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Manifesting this for Christmas
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Someone was doing a management thing at work so I improved on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Better stop dreaming of the quiet life
'Cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus
'Cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologising
For the things you've never done
'Cause time is short
And life is cruel
But it's up to us to change
This pub called Boobs
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
A parade of eastern European top heavy lovelies called Bohemian Wabsody.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I had a dream last night where possessed people were sent to space stations as it was the only way to stop the demons coming back to Earth. Kier Starmer was also there joking about sausages. Make of that what you will.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Spending £6 to drink amongst a bunch of flag shaggers. The wretched provinces.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Was going to sell one of my copies of this album and now I'm having second thoughts. If you've never heard this, do yourself a favour and have a listen.

Gtradio
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YouTube video by Vashti Bunyan - Topic
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November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Top tip. If you're going to bring an endless cavalcade of Christmas crap home from the charity shop it helps if you're really cute.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One thing we do properly in the fens is skylines.
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Where's their fucking poppies?
April 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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this picture is great but that shoe placement makes the guy in the bottom right look like a heartbroken daffy duck
Jacob Lawrence, "The 1920s: The Migrants Arrive & Cast Their Ballots," screenprint, 1974 noma.org/election-day...
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Happy new Casio day everybody
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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This is NOT cute. Skippingjacks only do this when severely distressed
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Mornin'

Gtradio
Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - For You (Live at the Hammersmith Odeon, London '75)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I swear you've not lived until you've seen @cbuckthorn.bsky.social and @derbren.bsky.social dancing to Addams Rap by MC Hammer
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tonight I'm going to suck
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This was going to be my Halloween costume but I couldn't persuade Jess to dress as Grover.
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM