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Alex
@skippingjack.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Argh! Get these pins out of me! How can anyone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!
Been a hell of a day and this is on repeat in my head right now. I think it's my brain trying to calm me down.
Gtradio
Gtradio
Morning Glory
YouTube video by Tim Buckley - Topic
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February 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Been a hell of a day and this is on repeat in my head right now. I think it's my brain trying to calm me down.
Gtradio
Gtradio
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
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Pffft. Red roses for Valentine’s Day? German supermarket Edeka is out here making sausage bouquets.
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Pffft. Red roses for Valentine’s Day? German supermarket Edeka is out here making sausage bouquets.
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Me reading your tweets
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Me reading your tweets
We've been sampling whisky
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We've been sampling whisky
Someone should have told Foreigner it's when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Someone should have told Foreigner it's when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
T shirt please
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 AM
T shirt please
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hey man keep your pompatus in your pants nobody wants to see that thing
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
hey man keep your pompatus in your pants nobody wants to see that thing
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Henry VIII is the only person who can explain the proportions of a space marine
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Henry VIII is the only person who can explain the proportions of a space marine
All fun and games until your cock disappears
"Left! Right! Turn 90deg right! Noo, you missed again!"
(this is an actual product)
(this is an actual product)
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
All fun and games until your cock disappears
Can someone tell me to go have a shower please?
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Can someone tell me to go have a shower please?
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Currently photographing some old NMEs to put on eBay. Keep getting sidetracked by the articles
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Currently photographing some old NMEs to put on eBay. Keep getting sidetracked by the articles
There needs to be a Cadbury film, purely for the line "I knew it was you, Freddo, and it breaks my heart".
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
There needs to be a Cadbury film, purely for the line "I knew it was you, Freddo, and it breaks my heart".
"and yet you call them Vengaboys despite the fact several of the members are clearly girls"
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"and yet you call them Vengaboys despite the fact several of the members are clearly girls"
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"and yet you call them Vengaboys despite the fact several of the members are clearly girls"
@andiedelicacy.bsky.social Happy birthday internet pal!
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 AM
@andiedelicacy.bsky.social Happy birthday internet pal!