Don't ya be no square. If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Don't ya be no square. If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
She's a fucking force of nature
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
She's a fucking force of nature
We're gonna Wang so much Chung tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We're gonna Wang so much Chung tonight.
Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to save.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to save.
Who up, who peening their balls?
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Who up, who peening their balls?
Gym before lunch. I'm hungry and thirsty.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Gym before lunch. I'm hungry and thirsty.
Nice to see we're at the guaranteeing Belgian sovereignty stage.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nice to see we're at the guaranteeing Belgian sovereignty stage.
Someone was doing a management thing at work so I improved on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Someone was doing a management thing at work so I improved on it.
Top tip. If you're going to bring an endless cavalcade of Christmas crap home from the charity shop it helps if you're really cute.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Top tip. If you're going to bring an endless cavalcade of Christmas crap home from the charity shop it helps if you're really cute.
One thing we do properly in the fens is skylines.
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
One thing we do properly in the fens is skylines.
Happy new Casio day everybody
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Happy new Casio day everybody
Was considering buying this in case I ever needed to artificially needed to induce The Sads.
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Was considering buying this in case I ever needed to artificially needed to induce The Sads.
Having a lovely time
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Having a lovely time
Tonight I'm going to suck
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Tonight I'm going to suck
This was going to be my Halloween costume but I couldn't persuade Jess to dress as Grover.
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This was going to be my Halloween costume but I couldn't persuade Jess to dress as Grover.
Instructions were unclear. I'm no longer allowed in the amusements
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Instructions were unclear. I'm no longer allowed in the amusements
Skegness
Is so majestic
Is so majestic
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Skegness
Is so majestic
Is so majestic
I thought this was an NRA
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I thought this was an NRA
I showed you my stump. Pls respond.
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I showed you my stump. Pls respond.
Ripped some Nazi stickers off a sign at the train station. Felt good.
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Ripped some Nazi stickers off a sign at the train station. Felt good.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families