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Hello you fool, I love you
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Argh! Get these pins out of me! How can anyone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!
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The bloody neighbours have gone out and left John Cage’s 4’33 on full blast again.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Top of The Pops and chips tonight. Can someone make the day go faster?
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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She's a fucking force of nature
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Don't ya be no square. If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Off out to karaoke

It's groove time
Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight
YouTube video by WangChungVEVO
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November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Can't recommend this film strongly enough. I love how deeply London it is, beautiful cinematography and editing, fantastic performances. One of my favourite films of the last few years.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Like Keith Harris and Cuddles the monkey went through the transporter in The Fly.
We talk a lot about the Horniman walrus but Charles Waterton's attempt at stuffing the head of a bottom howler monkey deserves some attention/nightmares too
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to save.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.
Jesus Ma Balles

Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Looking forward to the bit where Cyborg Bond nukes Coast City.
Man shows up @ MI6, claims to be Bond

"Sir, we think there's been a mistake. You don't match our records description. And more importantly, Agent Bond was killed in action 5 yrs ago."

*cue title by Flo+the Machine*

Ghost in a Grave

The rest is a manhunt/mystery of whether he's really Bond or not
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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“My pronouns are him – he/him.”
i actually don't care if james bond is alive or dead as long as he's woke
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Who up, who peening their balls?
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Gym before lunch. I'm hungry and thirsty.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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JR Hartley sitting in a tree
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
What's JR Hartley doing up a tree in the video for XTC's "Dear God"?
youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Watching Endgame. It'd be really funny when Hulk snapped his fingers if his dick just hit the floor.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nice to see we're at the guaranteeing Belgian sovereignty stage.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Manifesting this for Christmas
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Someone was doing a management thing at work so I improved on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Better stop dreaming of the quiet life
'Cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus
'Cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologising
For the things you've never done
'Cause time is short
And life is cruel
But it's up to us to change
This pub called Boobs
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
A parade of eastern European top heavy lovelies called Bohemian Wabsody.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I had a dream last night where possessed people were sent to space stations as it was the only way to stop the demons coming back to Earth. Kier Starmer was also there joking about sausages. Make of that what you will.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Spending £6 to drink amongst a bunch of flag shaggers. The wretched provinces.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Was going to sell one of my copies of this album and now I'm having second thoughts. If you've never heard this, do yourself a favour and have a listen.

Gtradio
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November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM