Glenn
@frackpong.bsky.social
I tell my kettle to fuck off a lot. Parody of a man.
Cowardly statement from Mourinho. Vini Jr celebrating a goal wasn't the problem, that little racist rat Prestianni was.
🚨 José Mourinho: “I told Vini Jr the celebration had to be different. This club has Eusebio as a legend, a black player… …Benfica is NOT a racist club”.
February 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Cowardly statement from Mourinho. Vini Jr celebrating a goal wasn't the problem, that little racist rat Prestianni was.
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This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
Bet that goes down well...
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Bet that goes down well...
Let your other half know you REALLY love them this Valentines by telling them on social media even though you're in same room as each other.
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Let your other half know you REALLY love them this Valentines by telling them on social media even though you're in same room as each other.
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Turns out piss beer from an irredeemable arsehole isn't a sustainable business model. Oh well.
So, it's goodbye to all that. A business wrecked by the arrogance of its founders- Poundshop Tesla
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scottish craft beer brand Brewdog put up for sale
Consultants Alix Partners have been brought in to oversee the sales process which could lead to the businesses being broken up.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Turns out piss beer from an irredeemable arsehole isn't a sustainable business model. Oh well.
🎵Alright stop, collaborate & listen,
Bark Lice are back with a brand new invention🎵
Bark Lice are back with a brand new invention🎵
Happy valentines day nypost.com/2018/12/24/f...
Female lice grow penises, demand 70 hours of sex: study
In an international head-scratcher of a development, female bark lice — the tree-feeding branch of the itchy insect family — are engaged in what scientists are dubbing a penis-growing arms race. Fe…
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 AM
🎵Alright stop, collaborate & listen,
Bark Lice are back with a brand new invention🎵
Bark Lice are back with a brand new invention🎵
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The more I think about this pair ever existing the more I begin to understand why this country is the way it is x
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The more I think about this pair ever existing the more I begin to understand why this country is the way it is x
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
Eddie the Beagle.
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Eddie the Beagle.
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'Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of The Dark Lord Sauron. And I fully understand the lessons we must learn.'
- Saruman.
- Saruman.
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 AM
'Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of The Dark Lord Sauron. And I fully understand the lessons we must learn.'
- Saruman.
- Saruman.
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The Only Fools....Christmas special about an Amsterdam diamond heist could have been called Jewels Holland.
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
The Only Fools....Christmas special about an Amsterdam diamond heist could have been called Jewels Holland.
Starting every conversation with a taxi driver with: "Been busy mate?"
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Starting every conversation with a taxi driver with: "Been busy mate?"
Is nothing sacred!?
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Is nothing sacred!?
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It’s for the best.
We have more than enough podcasters now.
We have more than enough podcasters now.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
It’s for the best.
We have more than enough podcasters now.
We have more than enough podcasters now.
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January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Sacré boom!
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Sacré boom!
The only bloke I've ever seen whose forehead is that high above sea level it has its own death zone.
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The only bloke I've ever seen whose forehead is that high above sea level it has its own death zone.
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🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🚬 - KH
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 AM
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🚬 - KH
The cocktail list down the local is a bit of a nightmare.
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The cocktail list down the local is a bit of a nightmare.
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Everyone deserves so much better. Eat the rich.
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Everyone deserves so much better. Eat the rich.
Picked up a Crunchie from the shop & excitedly bit into it. All it tasted of was disappointment. Disappointment because I'd accidentally picked up a Wispa Gold. This is the worst Tuesday ever. Awful.
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Picked up a Crunchie from the shop & excitedly bit into it. All it tasted of was disappointment. Disappointment because I'd accidentally picked up a Wispa Gold. This is the worst Tuesday ever. Awful.
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New entry for the most divorced man in the UK
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
New entry for the most divorced man in the UK
‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 PM
‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’