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Glenn
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I tell my kettle to fuck off a lot. Parody of a man.
Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.
Jesus Ma Balles

Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is going to end in tears one way or another.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I'm convinced FIFA only exists to see how much the governing body of a sport can push the limits of corruption & stupidity unchallenged.
To be awarded by Infantino in Washington, DC … 🤔 🙄
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sharky & Georges' arch nemesis.
Craps Mc Clam

United States, Census, 1880
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Just seen the new John Lewis ad, a middle class, wealthy dad is reminded of his clubbing days by his surly son, goes out and scores some e's and cheap blow from a whimsical animated character in a car park. He's arrested dancing in just a shirt on a roundabout on Boxing day. Where Love Lives plays.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Did I hear RFK jr say there are no autistic Amish people? The religious community who believes there is only one way to do everything and that way has been frozen in time since the 1850s?

I put it to you that there are only Autistic Amish people
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'd just ate a plate of spare ribs in a posh restaurant & before I knew it a drink arrived at the table which had citrus rind in it. I swug it off & turned to the waiter & asked what the drink was as it was refreshing: "The finger bowl" replied the waiter as he scowled at me like Iike I was a wasp.
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I don’t mean “cheating on your partner” stupid, I mean stupid stupid. Like, once, I had this bubble bath which smelled absolutely delicious, so I took a big glug of it. That kind of stupid. (It did not taste delicious.)
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm dressing up as the Tuesday that follows a bank holiday Monday, truly terrifying!
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I believe that's the month between Septempril and Novembruary.
October 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My name is Ozymandias, king of bins: Look on my works, ye mighty, & despair!
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

🧵
1/9
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The shark says he is ready to offer "security guarantees" that he won't eat anybody, insisting that he has no hostile intentions towards our bathers
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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lol.
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Yeah, the clocks go back this weekend. But at least the one in my car will be correct for the second time this year.
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
*Knock on the door*

"Hello, I'm from Netflix."
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm hearing that Mike Graham has been sacked from Talk TV, but I still haven't seen any concrete evidence...
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Maybe need to compromise with Prince Andrew’s title. Let him keep half of it, the last three letters, and we add no to the start to confirm he’s no longer a proper Prince.
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
*sighs* Best be giving Hadrian's wall back then.
yeah I can't think of a reason roman artifacts would be in britain
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He looks like a 200 year old tortoise who had it's wish granted to be human for a day.
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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THERAPIST: How long has it been since you experienced an anxiety attack?

SINGER FROM BARENAKED LADIES: It's been...

THERAPIST: Please. We talked about this.
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I'll always remember going to my local Odeon as a kid in the late '80s & throughout the '90s & being in absolute awe of the posters Drew created adorning the walls, it was like being in an art gallery. May he rest in peace.
RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Paul Simon is 84.
Seen here with Art Garfunkel.
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM