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Chris Thorburn
@cbthorburn.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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The Safdies should make a stressful kids movie about how Santa gets it all done in one night
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Safdies should make a stressful kids movie about how Santa gets it all done in one night
Being back at my parents got me feeling all sorts of ways. Was just doing dishes and saw a particular fork and said “god I’ve not seen you in a while”
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Being back at my parents got me feeling all sorts of ways. Was just doing dishes and saw a particular fork and said “god I’ve not seen you in a while”
The energy I’m bringing at the dinner table the second someone brings up ChatGPT
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The energy I’m bringing at the dinner table the second someone brings up ChatGPT
The amount of songs that know a key change and sax solo is an option and don’t is a fucking disgrace
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The amount of songs that know a key change and sax solo is an option and don’t is a fucking disgrace
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
Giddy up Jinglehorse, for fucks sake. Pick up your feet, you cunt.
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Giddy up Jinglehorse, for fucks sake. Pick up your feet, you cunt.
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
RIP Jay Gatsby, you’d have loved party 4 u by Charli XCX
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
RIP Jay Gatsby, you’d have loved party 4 u by Charli XCX
I’ve been silent about this long enough, seeing ITVX programming on Disney+ makes me sick to my stomach.
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ve been silent about this long enough, seeing ITVX programming on Disney+ makes me sick to my stomach.
We did it everyone. We made men embarrassed to read books by women in public once again. Great work.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
We did it everyone. We made men embarrassed to read books by women in public once again. Great work.
*Chris de Burgh voice*
Dick Cheney is dead!
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
*Chris de Burgh voice*
I’m sorry you think I “ruined” your Gatsby-themed party by sleeping with your wife and dying in the pool.
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m sorry you think I “ruined” your Gatsby-themed party by sleeping with your wife and dying in the pool.
Me: I feel like maybe I don't allow myself to be happy because deep down there's a part of me that believes I don't deserve to be, you know?
Dr Loomis: *scribbling notes* dead eyes pure evil
Dr Loomis: *scribbling notes* dead eyes pure evil
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me: I feel like maybe I don't allow myself to be happy because deep down there's a part of me that believes I don't deserve to be, you know?
Dr Loomis: *scribbling notes* dead eyes pure evil
Dr Loomis: *scribbling notes* dead eyes pure evil
They say A.I. can replace our jobs but I’d like to see A.I. quickly burn out and make the overall environment toxic.
Okay I’m being told that’s the main thing it does.
Okay I’m being told that’s the main thing it does.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They say A.I. can replace our jobs but I’d like to see A.I. quickly burn out and make the overall environment toxic.
Okay I’m being told that’s the main thing it does.
Okay I’m being told that’s the main thing it does.
Waiting patiently for my 3G to search and save Don Draper I Don’t Think About You At All Meme so I can win this argument.
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Waiting patiently for my 3G to search and save Don Draper I Don’t Think About You At All Meme so I can win this argument.
I can’t help but notice you’ve not immediately paid me for the invoice it took me seven months to get round to sending you.
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I can’t help but notice you’ve not immediately paid me for the invoice it took me seven months to get round to sending you.
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Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway...
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
September 30, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway...
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
some awful nice timbers you’ve got there
be a shame if someone were to
shiver them
be a shame if someone were to
shiver them
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
some awful nice timbers you’ve got there
be a shame if someone were to
shiver them
be a shame if someone were to
shiver them
Dinner
- CANNOT have the same thing twice in 1 week or so help me god
- Need veg, protein, carbs, all the groups
- Need to clean 8 dishes
- All day's been leading up to this, don't fuck it up
Breakfast
- Same shit every day
- Hot coffee
- Cereal
- Smash hit every time
- The best
- CANNOT have the same thing twice in 1 week or so help me god
- Need veg, protein, carbs, all the groups
- Need to clean 8 dishes
- All day's been leading up to this, don't fuck it up
Breakfast
- Same shit every day
- Hot coffee
- Cereal
- Smash hit every time
- The best
October 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dinner
- CANNOT have the same thing twice in 1 week or so help me god
- Need veg, protein, carbs, all the groups
- Need to clean 8 dishes
- All day's been leading up to this, don't fuck it up
Breakfast
- Same shit every day
- Hot coffee
- Cereal
- Smash hit every time
- The best
- CANNOT have the same thing twice in 1 week or so help me god
- Need veg, protein, carbs, all the groups
- Need to clean 8 dishes
- All day's been leading up to this, don't fuck it up
Breakfast
- Same shit every day
- Hot coffee
- Cereal
- Smash hit every time
- The best
There is an epidemic amongst young men and it’s looking at your phone at the urinal. Look at you, you’re doing it right now.
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There is an epidemic amongst young men and it’s looking at your phone at the urinal. Look at you, you’re doing it right now.
I genuinely believe raincoats that are yellow are more waterproof and there’s no science to back that up
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I genuinely believe raincoats that are yellow are more waterproof and there’s no science to back that up