Mark Harrison
@markharrison.bsky.social
He/him
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
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The Film Stories Quiz of the Year | 25 questions about 2025
Ready for one more film quiz this year? Here's a mega-round all about 2025 movies and movie news, plus a cheeky bonus game...
filmstories.co.uk
2025 really has been One Battle After Another, but it's better than a TORN ARSE. That'll make sense later. Here's the Film Stories quiz of the year, covering new releases and the biggest stories of the last 12 months. Scores out of 25, plus 10 points in the bonus game.
Saying "they can't get worse than this" as confidently as "this is gonna be the best Christmas Walford has ever had". I'm still mad about this lot, so check back in a week.
I kind of despise all of them this year, except Kas and Linda and the priest. Suspected for a while that they'd only get two good casts out of this before the pool was full of turds and influencers. #TheTraitors
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Saying "they can't get worse than this" as confidently as "this is gonna be the best Christmas Walford has ever had". I'm still mad about this lot, so check back in a week.
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I don't know, man. If you're finding your joy in being snippy about other people's joy, you're finding shitty joy. Find better joy.
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I don't know, man. If you're finding your joy in being snippy about other people's joy, you're finding shitty joy. Find better joy.
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I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
December 24, 2023 at 1:45 PM
I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
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My fave bit in the most recent I hate Doctor Who with the Tardis Team. Honestly couldn't believe it! You can find the full audio version here and in all your podcast places!
youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
December 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My fave bit in the most recent I hate Doctor Who with the Tardis Team. Honestly couldn't believe it! You can find the full audio version here and in all your podcast places!
youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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BBC Three are showing Minions at 10:05pm tonight. Just in case you wondered how telly is going.
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
BBC Three are showing Minions at 10:05pm tonight. Just in case you wondered how telly is going.
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Ready for one more film quiz this year? Here's a mega-round all about 2025 movies and movie news, plus a cheeky bonus game. Let us know how you get on!
filmstories.co.uk/features/the...
filmstories.co.uk/features/the...
The Film Stories Quiz of the Year | 25 questions about 2025
Ready for one more film quiz this year? Here's a mega-round all about 2025 movies and movie news, plus a cheeky bonus game...
filmstories.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Ready for one more film quiz this year? Here's a mega-round all about 2025 movies and movie news, plus a cheeky bonus game. Let us know how you get on!
filmstories.co.uk/features/the...
filmstories.co.uk/features/the...
Anaconda? Don't.
two men are laughing in front of the anaconda movie poster
Alt: Paul Rudd and Jack Black shouting ANACONDA
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anaconda? Don't.
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TERRY AND DUNE
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
TERRY AND DUNE
2025 really has been One Battle After Another, but it's better than a TORN ARSE. That'll make sense later. Here's the Film Stories quiz of the year, covering new releases and the biggest stories of the last 12 months. Scores out of 25, plus 10 points in the bonus game.
The Film Stories Quiz of the Year | 25 questions about 2025
Ready for one more film quiz this year? Here's a mega-round all about 2025 movies and movie news, plus a cheeky bonus game...
filmstories.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
2025 really has been One Battle After Another, but it's better than a TORN ARSE. That'll make sense later. Here's the Film Stories quiz of the year, covering new releases and the biggest stories of the last 12 months. Scores out of 25, plus 10 points in the bonus game.
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And now from @markharrison.bsky.social, it's the quiz of the year. filmstories.co.uk/features/the...
The Film Stories Quiz of the Year | 25 questions about 2025
Ready for one more film quiz this year? Here's a mega-round all about 2025 movies and movie news, plus a cheeky bonus game...
filmstories.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
And now from @markharrison.bsky.social, it's the quiz of the year. filmstories.co.uk/features/the...
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Sophie Aldred's on Celebrity Mastermind tomorrow. Someone's specialty subject is "The actor Sylvester McCoy". I don't think I'll stop laughing until well into the new year if it isn't her.
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Sophie Aldred's on Celebrity Mastermind tomorrow. Someone's specialty subject is "The actor Sylvester McCoy". I don't think I'll stop laughing until well into the new year if it isn't her.
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Seven years since I watched one of the most important documentaries ever made. A masterpiece
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Seven years since I watched one of the most important documentaries ever made. A masterpiece
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it was one of the worst parts of Twitter & there was an impulse to not do it back in Bluesky Before Times but now if you tell people "actually this sucks" they'll tell you it's praxis to quote-dunk trash takes & that shitting up the timeline is Good, Actually and "exposes bigots to sunlight" or w/e
Love you all, but I don't know about this trend of quote posting garbage takes to dunk on them. It ends up giving the OP all the attention in the world—and yeah, a lot of it is negative but you know what they say about all publicity being good publicity. This is what sub(posts) were invented for 👀😂
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
it was one of the worst parts of Twitter & there was an impulse to not do it back in Bluesky Before Times but now if you tell people "actually this sucks" they'll tell you it's praxis to quote-dunk trash takes & that shitting up the timeline is Good, Actually and "exposes bigots to sunlight" or w/e
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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Writer: I've finished the Wreck It Ralph sequel!
Producer: Brilliant. One note - can we name it after the time Kim Kardashian posted her tits and ass online in 2014?
Writer: what
Producer: Can we name it. After the time. Kim Kardashian. Posted her tits. And ass. Online. In 2014.
Writer: ok
Producer: Brilliant. One note - can we name it after the time Kim Kardashian posted her tits and ass online in 2014?
Writer: what
Producer: Can we name it. After the time. Kim Kardashian. Posted her tits. And ass. Online. In 2014.
Writer: ok
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Writer: I've finished the Wreck It Ralph sequel!
Producer: Brilliant. One note - can we name it after the time Kim Kardashian posted her tits and ass online in 2014?
Writer: what
Producer: Can we name it. After the time. Kim Kardashian. Posted her tits. And ass. Online. In 2014.
Writer: ok
Producer: Brilliant. One note - can we name it after the time Kim Kardashian posted her tits and ass online in 2014?
Writer: what
Producer: Can we name it. After the time. Kim Kardashian. Posted her tits. And ass. Online. In 2014.
Writer: ok
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"Molti esplosioni etc etc" absolutely sank me.
Had an absolute blast with this Time Out exclusive:
'Die Hard' screenwriter @stevenedesouza.bsky.social ranking 10 'Die Hard'-inspired action flicks www.timeout.com/news/10-die-...
'Die Hard' screenwriter @stevenedesouza.bsky.social ranking 10 'Die Hard'-inspired action flicks www.timeout.com/news/10-die-...
10 ‘Die Hard’ clones ranked by the screenwriter of ‘Die Hard’
Yippee-ki-yay! Steven E de Souza sorts the ‘Die Hards’ from the try hards
www.timeout.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Molti esplosioni etc etc" absolutely sank me.
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this also for people making games
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this also for people making games
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Lemme guess: This year they’re removing stuff
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Lemme guess: This year they’re removing stuff
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I see more people on here complaining about people enjoying avatar and saying they don't care about avatar than people actually enjoying avatar you are all very grumpy
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I see more people on here complaining about people enjoying avatar and saying they don't care about avatar than people actually enjoying avatar you are all very grumpy
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Support your local podcaster. They’re up against this huge machine of posh lads, production companies with huge PR budgets, and lazy millionaire comedians. It was once a steam rally, now it’s a car show.
December 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Support your local podcaster. They’re up against this huge machine of posh lads, production companies with huge PR budgets, and lazy millionaire comedians. It was once a steam rally, now it’s a car show.
How this year's Best Picture race will probably be decided:
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
How this year's Best Picture race will probably be decided:
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I'm friends with some of Walliams' family and they said Christmas was awful at his house this year. This was the first time he didn't do any of his accents. Spare a thought for those targeted by the bitter wokerati.
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm friends with some of Walliams' family and they said Christmas was awful at his house this year. This was the first time he didn't do any of his accents. Spare a thought for those targeted by the bitter wokerati.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again