Mark Harrison
@markharrison.bsky.social
He/him
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
The ending is very good, Chazelle knows how to wrap a movie up except for Babylon which is like the inverse of this, with an ending so terrible that even though I enjoyed it up to that point, it leaves me going:
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The ending is very good, Chazelle knows how to wrap a movie up except for Babylon which is like the inverse of this, with an ending so terrible that even though I enjoyed it up to that point, it leaves me going:
Boom! Had it both ways! No regrets...
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Boom! Had it both ways! No regrets...
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
My brother, who makes Simpsons prizes for my pub quizzes, is doing Simpsons themed decor for my nephew's birthday.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My brother, who makes Simpsons prizes for my pub quizzes, is doing Simpsons themed decor for my nephew's birthday.
I love that song. Reminds me of wanting to be the only one.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I love that song. Reminds me of wanting to be the only one.
"Watch the birdie, you BUMFACE."
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Watch the birdie, you BUMFACE."
Main edit I noticed, this is now dubbed: "Don't worry. We gave her A FEW SMALL BEERS." 🤦
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Main edit I noticed, this is now dubbed: "Don't worry. We gave her A FEW SMALL BEERS." 🤦
How Doctor Who fandom thinks the Disney/Bad Wolf deal worked:
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How Doctor Who fandom thinks the Disney/Bad Wolf deal worked:
(CHANDLER enters. Improvise heys.)
CHANDLER
Could I BE any more human?
CHANDLER
Could I BE any more human?
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
(CHANDLER enters. Improvise heys.)
CHANDLER
Could I BE any more human?
CHANDLER
Could I BE any more human?
Belatedly, my most unhinged #DoctorWho take is that The Witch's Familiar is based on the Michael Keaton episode of Frasier (which was just on Channel 4), right down to the Doctor tipping Davros out of his wheelchair and then still being fooled into believing he's seen the light.
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Belatedly, my most unhinged #DoctorWho take is that The Witch's Familiar is based on the Michael Keaton episode of Frasier (which was just on Channel 4), right down to the Doctor tipping Davros out of his wheelchair and then still being fooled into believing he's seen the light.
#TreehouseOfHorror XXXVI (2025) Very 70s-themed this year! Whisper it but "Jaws with a fatberg" is the best and funniest of these since the 90s. The other two are strong too, not as funny but creatively icky and not just gross. This is enough reason for me.
Highlight: The Last Days Of Crisco
Highlight: The Last Days Of Crisco
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
#TreehouseOfHorror XXXVI (2025) Very 70s-themed this year! Whisper it but "Jaws with a fatberg" is the best and funniest of these since the 90s. The other two are strong too, not as funny but creatively icky and not just gross. This is enough reason for me.
Highlight: The Last Days Of Crisco
Highlight: The Last Days Of Crisco
5cream (2022) and Scream VI (MMXXIII, if we're being stupid)
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
5cream (2022) and Scream VI (MMXXIII, if we're being stupid)
Scream 2 (1997) and ESPECIALLY Scream 3 (2000)
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Scream 2 (1997) and ESPECIALLY Scream 3 (2000)
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
It's a long time since I managed one of my four-film Sundays, yesterday was a good day for Zoe cooperating.
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It's a long time since I managed one of my four-film Sundays, yesterday was a good day for Zoe cooperating.
Gave away our most cursed last-place quiz prize yet tonight, a bottle of Crunchy Nut Corn Flake salted caramel flavour shower gel. None of those words are in the Bible, but this lot seem happy.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Gave away our most cursed last-place quiz prize yet tonight, a bottle of Crunchy Nut Corn Flake salted caramel flavour shower gel. None of those words are in the Bible, but this lot seem happy.
How The Sopranos should have ended.
!["The film ends with the written words “Fin. Ou peut-être pas?...” The French phrase translates as “The End. Or perhaps not?”[4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iw76xumzsoetpwdpnqoy3iss/bafkreihiythr6pcnsb7oqb6um4ftmaex455222vi5jlmzqrft7bbe7tt7e@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
How The Sopranos should have ended.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
And several pubs and pints later. Depth perception had gone by this point, but mostly cos of the booze rather than the patch. There was a bloke who looked like John Cleese in this Spoons too, and since he had no call to be there, the art laid in the fact that he was there.
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
And several pubs and pints later. Depth perception had gone by this point, but mostly cos of the booze rather than the patch. There was a bloke who looked like John Cleese in this Spoons too, and since he had no call to be there, the art laid in the fact that he was there.
On a lighter note, this was a year ago already! @mikeysmithuk.bsky.social went to the bar and when he turned around, we were ALL wearing eyepatches.
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
On a lighter note, this was a year ago already! @mikeysmithuk.bsky.social went to the bar and when he turned around, we were ALL wearing eyepatches.