The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
@redjolt.bsky.social
Quidvis recte factum, quamvis humile, praeclarum. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Weighed myself earlier. Since the tenth of December 2024, I have lost twenty three kilograms or fifty pounds and eleven ounces or very roughly three and a half stone.
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Weighed myself earlier. Since the tenth of December 2024, I have lost twenty three kilograms or fifty pounds and eleven ounces or very roughly three and a half stone.
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I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
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When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
Oobabakakayo ☹️
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Oobabakakayo ☹️
Hashtag bloody hell.
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Hashtag bloody hell.
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Why can’t she use tinsel?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Why can’t she use tinsel?
DON’T WORRY I FOUND SOME OTHERS THAT’LL PROBABLY FIT ME. And I’ve already ordered them. THE DIE IS CAST.
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
DON’T WORRY I FOUND SOME OTHERS THAT’LL PROBABLY FIT ME. And I’ve already ordered them. THE DIE IS CAST.
Paralysed by the guilt of feeling more comfortable sharing things here than with real life people and responding by not telling anybody at all 🙃
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Paralysed by the guilt of feeling more comfortable sharing things here than with real life people and responding by not telling anybody at all 🙃
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When I get the aux cable:
March 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When I get the aux cable:
I mean I don’t know how real and or dark you want me to get with this but hi, I’m the Wearmouth bridge I guess?
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I mean I don’t know how real and or dark you want me to get with this but hi, I’m the Wearmouth bridge I guess?
In another win i learned yesterday that a coat I bought in 2010 and then uhhhh “grew out of” is now actually too big for me. I’ll still wear it because it’s warm and long but I’m now thinner than I was when I was 21.
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
In another win i learned yesterday that a coat I bought in 2010 and then uhhhh “grew out of” is now actually too big for me. I’ll still wear it because it’s warm and long but I’m now thinner than I was when I was 21.
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Holding america responsible for its warcrimes is good. It was never just trump or bush. It was america. The most destructive country in the history of human events.
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Holding america responsible for its warcrimes is good. It was never just trump or bush. It was america. The most destructive country in the history of human events.
“…and they’re SUPPOSED to give that power away to BANKERS.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
“…and they’re SUPPOSED to give that power away to BANKERS.”
@cbuckthorn.bsky.social We received our Christmas card, thank you very much!
January 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
@cbuckthorn.bsky.social We received our Christmas card, thank you very much!
I’m COLD, INDOORS. Fuck weight loss it’s an absolute nightmare!
January 2, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I’m COLD, INDOORS. Fuck weight loss it’s an absolute nightmare!
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'Be realistic! You've got to give newly-elected politicians at least 3 or 4 years to fix anything'
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
'Be realistic! You've got to give newly-elected politicians at least 3 or 4 years to fix anything'
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I like this little poem but not as much as I like the idea of Edward Teller meeting his anti-matter doppelgänger and being annihilated on a level beyond tangibility.
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I like this little poem but not as much as I like the idea of Edward Teller meeting his anti-matter doppelgänger and being annihilated on a level beyond tangibility.
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What do you mean you only get twenty points each?!
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
What do you mean you only get twenty points each?!
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Anyway, happy new year, I love you all, and as a reward for making it through the last few years, here’s Mr Blobby frozen in carbonite.
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Anyway, happy new year, I love you all, and as a reward for making it through the last few years, here’s Mr Blobby frozen in carbonite.
We’ve been at my mum and dad’s for Christmas 2 and she loved her kufiya so much 💜
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We’ve been at my mum and dad’s for Christmas 2 and she loved her kufiya so much 💜