The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
@redjolt.bsky.social
Quidvis recte factum, quamvis humile, praeclarum. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Can’t sleep. Shouldn’t have stayed up so late reading about lighthouse keepers.
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Can’t sleep. Shouldn’t have stayed up so late reading about lighthouse keepers.
I do! Every! Fucking! Morning!
You wake up in Britain. Take 1d12 psychic damage.
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I do! Every! Fucking! Morning!
NOW READING, especially for the attention of @cbuckthorn.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
NOW READING, especially for the attention of @cbuckthorn.bsky.social
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January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Remember what you're fighting for
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Remember what you're fighting for
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Fuck off keith you fucking coward
Keir Starmer: "I constantly remind myself that 24/7 our defence, our security & our intelligent relationship with the US matters probably more than any other relationship we've got in the world and it would not be in our national interest to weaken that in any way"
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Fuck off keith you fucking coward
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Small bathtubs are a bourgeois affectation. Nine foot long ceramic bathtubs with a rubber plug on a chain are the utilitarian ideal.
December 27, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Small bathtubs are a bourgeois affectation. Nine foot long ceramic bathtubs with a rubber plug on a chain are the utilitarian ideal.
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Paul Atreides retiring and buying a small cottage and calling it Dundunin
July 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Paul Atreides retiring and buying a small cottage and calling it Dundunin
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When I double tap on a photo
Me: I want to zoom in
Phone: he probably wants me to highlight that imperceptibly small piece of text on a sign in the deep background of the picture.
Me: I want to zoom in
Phone: he probably wants me to highlight that imperceptibly small piece of text on a sign in the deep background of the picture.
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When I double tap on a photo
Me: I want to zoom in
Phone: he probably wants me to highlight that imperceptibly small piece of text on a sign in the deep background of the picture.
Me: I want to zoom in
Phone: he probably wants me to highlight that imperceptibly small piece of text on a sign in the deep background of the picture.
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“Just don’t go.”
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“Just don’t go.”
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Mad that a lawyer can't decide if kidnapping a president and his wife is legal or not
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Mad that a lawyer can't decide if kidnapping a president and his wife is legal or not
FOUND SOME. They’re probably not going to be as billowy as I want but they are at least actually going to arrive. Also these two shirts.
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
FOUND SOME. They’re probably not going to be as billowy as I want but they are at least actually going to arrive. Also these two shirts.
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
Weighed myself earlier. Since the tenth of December 2024, I have lost twenty three kilograms or fifty pounds and eleven ounces or very roughly three and a half stone.
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Weighed myself earlier. Since the tenth of December 2024, I have lost twenty three kilograms or fifty pounds and eleven ounces or very roughly three and a half stone.
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I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
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When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.