The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
@redjolt.bsky.social
…but you can call me Jim. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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The crime is life. The sentence is Death!
February 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The crime is life. The sentence is Death!
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I am (after a slow start) opening the Bernard Raffle up to the whole world. I'll pay postage, if the receiver is happy to deal with possible customs fees.
Any takers? £2 a ticket, to @kizartz24 on PayPal.
It's for a super good cause, @macmillancancer.bsky.social
#Bernard #raffle #goonthen
Any takers? £2 a ticket, to @kizartz24 on PayPal.
It's for a super good cause, @macmillancancer.bsky.social
#Bernard #raffle #goonthen
+++RAFFLE+++
BERNARD'S UP FOR RAFFLING (I've torn him away from my [adult] kids!)
tickets are £2, and proceeds are going to go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Entry is UK only, sorry (bloody customs!)
Pay to @kizartz24 on PayPal, or contact me to do bank transfer.
**not suitable for under 3's**
BERNARD'S UP FOR RAFFLING (I've torn him away from my [adult] kids!)
tickets are £2, and proceeds are going to go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Entry is UK only, sorry (bloody customs!)
Pay to @kizartz24 on PayPal, or contact me to do bank transfer.
**not suitable for under 3's**
February 19, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I am (after a slow start) opening the Bernard Raffle up to the whole world. I'll pay postage, if the receiver is happy to deal with possible customs fees.
Any takers? £2 a ticket, to @kizartz24 on PayPal.
It's for a super good cause, @macmillancancer.bsky.social
#Bernard #raffle #goonthen
Any takers? £2 a ticket, to @kizartz24 on PayPal.
It's for a super good cause, @macmillancancer.bsky.social
#Bernard #raffle #goonthen
Broad shoulders do not make for comfortable sleep
February 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Broad shoulders do not make for comfortable sleep
He looks like he’s new to stairs
February 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
He looks like he’s new to stairs
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lol it’s all kicking off in the work group chat
February 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
lol it’s all kicking off in the work group chat
Not to interrupt the royal family while they’re busy making so many mistakes but now might not be the best time for them to be saying “who wants to pay a huge amount of money for a letter written by an eleven year old girl”.
February 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Not to interrupt the royal family while they’re busy making so many mistakes but now might not be the best time for them to be saying “who wants to pay a huge amount of money for a letter written by an eleven year old girl”.
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+++RAFFLE+++
BERNARD'S UP FOR RAFFLING (I've torn him away from my [adult] kids!)
tickets are £2, and proceeds are going to go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Entry is UK only, sorry (bloody customs!)
Pay to @kizartz24 on PayPal, or contact me to do bank transfer.
**not suitable for under 3's**
BERNARD'S UP FOR RAFFLING (I've torn him away from my [adult] kids!)
tickets are £2, and proceeds are going to go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Entry is UK only, sorry (bloody customs!)
Pay to @kizartz24 on PayPal, or contact me to do bank transfer.
**not suitable for under 3's**
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
+++RAFFLE+++
BERNARD'S UP FOR RAFFLING (I've torn him away from my [adult] kids!)
tickets are £2, and proceeds are going to go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Entry is UK only, sorry (bloody customs!)
Pay to @kizartz24 on PayPal, or contact me to do bank transfer.
**not suitable for under 3's**
BERNARD'S UP FOR RAFFLING (I've torn him away from my [adult] kids!)
tickets are £2, and proceeds are going to go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Entry is UK only, sorry (bloody customs!)
Pay to @kizartz24 on PayPal, or contact me to do bank transfer.
**not suitable for under 3's**
I am losing my mind.
February 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I am losing my mind.
keith onions
February 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
keith onions
*not great
“Hey Jim do you want to think about how another five eyes intelligence fuckup could bring about destruction and death on an unprecedented scale?”
“No, I do…”
“GREAT let’s get started with possible flashpoints, THE WAY I SEE IT…”
“Hey Jim do you want to think about how another five eyes intelligence fuckup could bring about destruction and death on an unprecedented scale?”
“No, I do…”
“GREAT let’s get started with possible flashpoints, THE WAY I SEE IT…”
One great* thing about my uncooperative brain coming up against the current news cycle is that for the last week or so it’s been endlessly playing through possible outcomes like that bit in wargames where the computer tries out all the strategies and you’ll be delighted to hear that they all bad.
February 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
*not great
“Hey Jim do you want to think about how another five eyes intelligence fuckup could bring about destruction and death on an unprecedented scale?”
“No, I do…”
“GREAT let’s get started with possible flashpoints, THE WAY I SEE IT…”
“Hey Jim do you want to think about how another five eyes intelligence fuckup could bring about destruction and death on an unprecedented scale?”
“No, I do…”
“GREAT let’s get started with possible flashpoints, THE WAY I SEE IT…”
One great* thing about my uncooperative brain coming up against the current news cycle is that for the last week or so it’s been endlessly playing through possible outcomes like that bit in wargames where the computer tries out all the strategies and you’ll be delighted to hear that they all bad.
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
One great* thing about my uncooperative brain coming up against the current news cycle is that for the last week or so it’s been endlessly playing through possible outcomes like that bit in wargames where the computer tries out all the strategies and you’ll be delighted to hear that they all bad.
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Tech people like AI agents because they can’t say no. That’s all the tech industry is, innovating new ways to circumvent consent.
February 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Tech people like AI agents because they can’t say no. That’s all the tech industry is, innovating new ways to circumvent consent.
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We stock thousand of hobby and tabletop
Gaming items from paint to miniatures, games to models. Visit us today on King Street in Bridlington and online
www.mightylancergames.co.uk
#nerdlings #flgs #scalemodel
Gaming items from paint to miniatures, games to models. Visit us today on King Street in Bridlington and online
www.mightylancergames.co.uk
#nerdlings #flgs #scalemodel
February 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
We stock thousand of hobby and tabletop
Gaming items from paint to miniatures, games to models. Visit us today on King Street in Bridlington and online
www.mightylancergames.co.uk
#nerdlings #flgs #scalemodel
Gaming items from paint to miniatures, games to models. Visit us today on King Street in Bridlington and online
www.mightylancergames.co.uk
#nerdlings #flgs #scalemodel
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A question for trans and NB pals: I want to make a donation to a UK charity supporting trans and NB teens and young adults. Is Mermaids the best place to donate, or are there other organisations which might be more appropriate? I know the Trevor project but I think they're US-based.
February 18, 2026 at 10:54 AM
A question for trans and NB pals: I want to make a donation to a UK charity supporting trans and NB teens and young adults. Is Mermaids the best place to donate, or are there other organisations which might be more appropriate? I know the Trevor project but I think they're US-based.
“It is what it is” isn’t a good indicator of when people are really struggling. The most reliable signifier of distress is when someone says they’re “living the dream”.
February 18, 2026 at 8:41 AM
“It is what it is” isn’t a good indicator of when people are really struggling. The most reliable signifier of distress is when someone says they’re “living the dream”.
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One of the best things about being a grownup is you can own your own PVA glue and nobody can stop you doing what we all dreamed of in school: the whole hand glue peel.
May 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM
One of the best things about being a grownup is you can own your own PVA glue and nobody can stop you doing what we all dreamed of in school: the whole hand glue peel.
Project an air of authority by saying that your doctor has a you appointment
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Project an air of authority by saying that your doctor has a you appointment
I have very nearly finished this FINALLY, it’s interesting but fuck me what a slog. Also the authors seem a bit gullible when it comes to their assertion that the Royal Navy knows where all Russia’s missile boats are but Russia doesn’t know where a single one of theirs is.
New book day! I started reading this back in 2019 but I’ve started again from the start, and I must have stopped in the same place back then too because the corner already had a fold in it.
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I have very nearly finished this FINALLY, it’s interesting but fuck me what a slog. Also the authors seem a bit gullible when it comes to their assertion that the Royal Navy knows where all Russia’s missile boats are but Russia doesn’t know where a single one of theirs is.
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Who wants a nice long screw
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Who wants a nice long screw
I always hated that spaceship earth bollocks. “What’s it like to go into space?” “We are in space!” “Fuck you, FINE, what’s it like to NOT BE ON EARTH?”
February 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I always hated that spaceship earth bollocks. “What’s it like to go into space?” “We are in space!” “Fuck you, FINE, what’s it like to NOT BE ON EARTH?”
I want to go home but in like an existential way
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I want to go home but in like an existential way