The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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I have come to break the oak. To shatter the brittle tree. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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“Hank’s jacket is so desert storm”
December 22, 2023 at 2:09 PM
“Hank’s jacket is so desert storm”
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You wanna see a picture of me aged nineteen back when I used to be thin and kinda cute?
August 22, 2024 at 10:43 PM
You wanna see a picture of me aged nineteen back when I used to be thin and kinda cute?
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I’m putting together a team
October 2, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I’m putting together a team
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It’s fascinating to watch stuff set or made in the 50s when if you wanted to tell someone to go away they were still researching how to do that so they’d say things like “put it in the freezer” or “go and wash your begonias”. It must have been such a relief when “fuck off” was invented.
April 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
It’s fascinating to watch stuff set or made in the 50s when if you wanted to tell someone to go away they were still researching how to do that so they’d say things like “put it in the freezer” or “go and wash your begonias”. It must have been such a relief when “fuck off” was invented.
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Welcome to the future it sucks here
March 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Welcome to the future it sucks here
Risky.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Risky.
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Grok, what movies have I seen?
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Grok, what movies have I seen?
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Imagine how much better the world would be if we’d favoured and embraced this technology over the private jet:
January 11, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Imagine how much better the world would be if we’d favoured and embraced this technology over the private jet:
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Imagine if you were a dictator or something and the SAS or the seals or someone came to kidnap you from your palace and they sneaked in through the sewers and suddenly you’re being rudely awoken and bundled out of your bedroom by twelve burly men who are covered in shit.
October 3, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Imagine if you were a dictator or something and the SAS or the seals or someone came to kidnap you from your palace and they sneaked in through the sewers and suddenly you’re being rudely awoken and bundled out of your bedroom by twelve burly men who are covered in shit.
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Just imagine.
October 6, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Just imagine.
Did savlon always smell like that one weird shop in the lanes at Meadowhall or is that a recent addition
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Did savlon always smell like that one weird shop in the lanes at Meadowhall or is that a recent addition
We’ve been to see an old friend
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
We’ve been to see an old friend
Proper dad fit today.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Proper dad fit today.
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Some of the teams have interesting names. Sounds funny, to read the team names in different languages
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Some of the teams have interesting names. Sounds funny, to read the team names in different languages
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
I’ve got to be honest anthony your review makes you sound a bit of a cunt
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’ve got to be honest anthony your review makes you sound a bit of a cunt
Do you like the skin on custard?
Americans, just don’t worry about it.
Americans, just don’t worry about it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Do you like the skin on custard?
Americans, just don’t worry about it.
Americans, just don’t worry about it.
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I’m the new director general of the bbc and anybody who tells you otherwise is just spreading misinformation which as the head of the bbc is something of which I’m very much in favour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m the new director general of the bbc and anybody who tells you otherwise is just spreading misinformation which as the head of the bbc is something of which I’m very much in favour.
I have followed through on my threat in a typically slapdash fashion;
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have followed through on my threat in a typically slapdash fashion;
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it