The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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I have come to break the oak. To shatter the brittle tree. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Shagging to the music from The Hydrocity Zone from Sonic 3, and getting a warning that things are about to come to a conclusion when the drowning music starts.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shagging to the music from The Hydrocity Zone from Sonic 3, and getting a warning that things are about to come to a conclusion when the drowning music starts.
I love this bit.
![Mac replies, angrily, “Thanks a bunch! What happened to Doctor-patient confidentially [sic, should say confidentiality, I suspect the bbc struggled with his accent]?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c5heebsthrqk4nrc5ach4kx3/bafkreibci473wxo3upvtnwap2prycirxpp2ir4xv33rkxzt2fujbspx6dm@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I love this bit.
There is no reason at all for this song to be four minutes long but good lord I’m glad it is music.apple.com/gb/album/go-...
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There is no reason at all for this song to be four minutes long but good lord I’m glad it is music.apple.com/gb/album/go-...
Incidentally the best music for doin a sex to is the power rangers theme but the full version.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Incidentally the best music for doin a sex to is the power rangers theme but the full version.
Not in a world that contains Klaus Wunderlich it isn’t. music.apple.com/gb/album/s%C...
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Not in a world that contains Klaus Wunderlich it isn’t. music.apple.com/gb/album/s%C...
I don’t mind the grape but Davey isn’t keen, but we both agree that the strawberry is nicer.
Davey wanted to try a peanut butter and (ugh) jeLLy sandwich and I’ve never had American grape JAM before so god help me I’ve ordered two jars of goober.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I don’t mind the grape but Davey isn’t keen, but we both agree that the strawberry is nicer.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
I got some chrome paint type pens off temu to see if they were any good and I had low expectations but honestly first impressions are fucking phenomenal.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I got some chrome paint type pens off temu to see if they were any good and I had low expectations but honestly first impressions are fucking phenomenal.
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The wordcount on here is TOO SHORT for all my feelings but tldr;
By this time next week a limited stock of my Rascals will be for sale in ALL ELEMENT GAMES in the UK!
This is a huge deal and I'm so full of pride and gratitude for the Rascaltown team & all of you for supporting me too
Thank you 🥹🙏
By this time next week a limited stock of my Rascals will be for sale in ALL ELEMENT GAMES in the UK!
This is a huge deal and I'm so full of pride and gratitude for the Rascaltown team & all of you for supporting me too
Thank you 🥹🙏
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The wordcount on here is TOO SHORT for all my feelings but tldr;
By this time next week a limited stock of my Rascals will be for sale in ALL ELEMENT GAMES in the UK!
This is a huge deal and I'm so full of pride and gratitude for the Rascaltown team & all of you for supporting me too
Thank you 🥹🙏
By this time next week a limited stock of my Rascals will be for sale in ALL ELEMENT GAMES in the UK!
This is a huge deal and I'm so full of pride and gratitude for the Rascaltown team & all of you for supporting me too
Thank you 🥹🙏
I’m bored let’s do this for a bit, it’s been a while ngl.link/redjolt
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November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m bored let’s do this for a bit, it’s been a while ngl.link/redjolt
Here is my big old face with an adornment
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Here is my big old face with an adornment
Still more dignified than that victims of communism nonsense
Ad Industry Veterans Honored With Cola War Memorial https://theonion.com/ad-industry-veterans-honored-with-cola-war-memorial-1819564285/
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Still more dignified than that victims of communism nonsense
She sleep
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
She sleep
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Hey folks with #arthritis, joint pain etc does anyone have any tips for finger/toe joint pain? I feel like those are the hardest to manage and the pain has definitely increased lately so any help would be greatly appreciated! #disability
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey folks with #arthritis, joint pain etc does anyone have any tips for finger/toe joint pain? I feel like those are the hardest to manage and the pain has definitely increased lately so any help would be greatly appreciated! #disability
Chickens for roasting are less bunched up and more spread out these days and you cannot convince me that it’s not a propaganda project to make us more comfortable eating something that looks like a tiny person because of the government’s secret “tiny cloned people for meat” programme.
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Chickens for roasting are less bunched up and more spread out these days and you cannot convince me that it’s not a propaganda project to make us more comfortable eating something that looks like a tiny person because of the government’s secret “tiny cloned people for meat” programme.
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RM: “You can track it when we’ve delivered it and not before.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
RM: “You can track it when we’ve delivered it and not before.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
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Royal Mail: “We’ve got your parcel would you like to track it?”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Royal Mail: “We’ve got your parcel would you like to track it?”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
I know I already weighed in on this but it’s very funny to me that A) United Artists or whoever sold Amazon the Bond IP after killing off the character and B) That Amazon have failed completely so far to hire a writer with sufficient imagination to solve that piffling inconvenience.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I know I already weighed in on this but it’s very funny to me that A) United Artists or whoever sold Amazon the Bond IP after killing off the character and B) That Amazon have failed completely so far to hire a writer with sufficient imagination to solve that piffling inconvenience.
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Mia Wallace & Gromit
As requested by Paul Savage
As requested by Paul Savage
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Mia Wallace & Gromit
As requested by Paul Savage
As requested by Paul Savage
I’ve just had a count up and I’ve read thirteen books so far this year! And it’s only November! That’s more than I’ve read in years!
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’ve just had a count up and I’ve read thirteen books so far this year! And it’s only November! That’s more than I’ve read in years!