To be fair I’ve wanted to try it since I saw it advertised in the beano circa 1994 when it was briefly sold in the uk so I’m not that mad but also I expect I’ll hate it.

Recherching for temps perdu, is it?

Reading at home isn’t performative because I’m not showing off to anybody, but specifically replying to you with a “look at what I’m reading ain’t I special” post is extremely performative

I’m reading a book at home that I learned about from that Bob Ballard book you admired!

If it’s bad you can blame me

You could make an interesting movie out of just the selection process. Some SAS soldier or something gets whisked away to some kind of selection. The first half of Kingsmen combined with the first half of Men in Black. I’ll write the fucker for less than you’d think.

It’s cats can have how much as a treat.

I think it’s worth a try

I like it /except for the singing/ so an instrumental version could be pretty good if it was called literally anything else, but it’s as alarmingly wrong as doing a reggae cover of Child Psychology would be.

Black Box Recorder’s version of Uptown Top Ranking is pretty cool but it is a /horrible/ cover.

Feel better

“The most perfect union”