Kiz
@kizzythesecond.bsky.social
Mad, motherish, mentally a bit special.
On the bus, my brain's meandering, and by a very circuitous route has arrived at:
Sparkle. Farts.
Like, (says my brain) wouldn't it be cool if farts were announced in a cloud of glitter? And possibly vanilla scent? We could all be real-life fairies!
No (says I to my brain). Imagine the hoovering!
Sparkle. Farts.
Like, (says my brain) wouldn't it be cool if farts were announced in a cloud of glitter? And possibly vanilla scent? We could all be real-life fairies!
No (says I to my brain). Imagine the hoovering!
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
On the bus, my brain's meandering, and by a very circuitous route has arrived at:
Sparkle. Farts.
Like, (says my brain) wouldn't it be cool if farts were announced in a cloud of glitter? And possibly vanilla scent? We could all be real-life fairies!
No (says I to my brain). Imagine the hoovering!
Sparkle. Farts.
Like, (says my brain) wouldn't it be cool if farts were announced in a cloud of glitter? And possibly vanilla scent? We could all be real-life fairies!
No (says I to my brain). Imagine the hoovering!
Had a lovely couple of hours with my mum, moaning about Stuff™️ and starting the Christmas shopping. *engage smug mode*
a close up of a man 's face with the website www.i-traps.com visible in the corner
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the website www.i-traps.com visible in the corner
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November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Had a lovely couple of hours with my mum, moaning about Stuff™️ and starting the Christmas shopping. *engage smug mode*
I love this. This is how you write a Bond movie!
Obligatory millenial *phwoar* moment for silver-fox Brosnan.
Okay, right: here’s how you make a a Bond movie.
Step one: You go to your average school playground and round up some daft wee boys (age 7-9). Ask them what would be cool.
Omit anything with dinosaurs or superpowers.
Okay, right: here’s how you make a a Bond movie.
Step one: You go to your average school playground and round up some daft wee boys (age 7-9). Ask them what would be cool.
Omit anything with dinosaurs or superpowers.
Maiden, Mother(fucker), and Crone, if you will
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I love this. This is how you write a Bond movie!
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It is time to do this again.
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It is time to do this again.
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
HE IS FINISHED!!! (Also alt)
Bertie Booty stands 15inches tall and weighs a pound. He is made from ultra-chunky yellow chenille yarn, has orange safety eyes, a hand-embroidered muzzle, and a patch which says 'keep smiling you'.
And. A. Butt.
Based on a pattern from @peachpenguincrochet on insta.
Bertie Booty stands 15inches tall and weighs a pound. He is made from ultra-chunky yellow chenille yarn, has orange safety eyes, a hand-embroidered muzzle, and a patch which says 'keep smiling you'.
And. A. Butt.
Based on a pattern from @peachpenguincrochet on insta.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
HE IS FINISHED!!! (Also alt)
Bertie Booty stands 15inches tall and weighs a pound. He is made from ultra-chunky yellow chenille yarn, has orange safety eyes, a hand-embroidered muzzle, and a patch which says 'keep smiling you'.
And. A. Butt.
Based on a pattern from @peachpenguincrochet on insta.
Bertie Booty stands 15inches tall and weighs a pound. He is made from ultra-chunky yellow chenille yarn, has orange safety eyes, a hand-embroidered muzzle, and a patch which says 'keep smiling you'.
And. A. Butt.
Based on a pattern from @peachpenguincrochet on insta.
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I find it wryly amusing that people listing the biases witnessed in BBC reporting seem to have forgotten, or be fine with, the appalling coverage of the Indy Ref in 2014.
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I find it wryly amusing that people listing the biases witnessed in BBC reporting seem to have forgotten, or be fine with, the appalling coverage of the Indy Ref in 2014.
I have less than 70 stitches to finish my latest crochet project.
I am procrastinating like a mofo to avoid it...*deep cleans the bathroom, invents time travel, alphabetically files sock drawer***
I am procrastinating like a mofo to avoid it...*deep cleans the bathroom, invents time travel, alphabetically files sock drawer***
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I have less than 70 stitches to finish my latest crochet project.
I am procrastinating like a mofo to avoid it...*deep cleans the bathroom, invents time travel, alphabetically files sock drawer***
I am procrastinating like a mofo to avoid it...*deep cleans the bathroom, invents time travel, alphabetically files sock drawer***
I have just heard the Ella Fitzgerald/Louis Armstrong version of 'Summertime' from PORGY AND BESS for the first time and my tiny mind is BLOWN, all.
I have loved this song for years, but this version is PERFECT. WOW. Just gosh.
I have loved this song for years, but this version is PERFECT. WOW. Just gosh.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I have just heard the Ella Fitzgerald/Louis Armstrong version of 'Summertime' from PORGY AND BESS for the first time and my tiny mind is BLOWN, all.
I have loved this song for years, but this version is PERFECT. WOW. Just gosh.
I have loved this song for years, but this version is PERFECT. WOW. Just gosh.
It wasn’t until I finished this goblin that I realised it looks like Richard O’Brien…
Anyway, here’s ’really bloody annoyed’, as requested by my spawn.
Anyway, here’s ’really bloody annoyed’, as requested by my spawn.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It wasn’t until I finished this goblin that I realised it looks like Richard O’Brien…
Anyway, here’s ’really bloody annoyed’, as requested by my spawn.
Anyway, here’s ’really bloody annoyed’, as requested by my spawn.
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If there’s any message I feel has been hammered home to me recently by newsy stuff and several interviews I’ve seen, it’s that money might make life easier in some ways it really doesn’t make you happy. Truly, that ONLY comes from inside. Nothing material will help. 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
If there’s any message I feel has been hammered home to me recently by newsy stuff and several interviews I’ve seen, it’s that money might make life easier in some ways it really doesn’t make you happy. Truly, that ONLY comes from inside. Nothing material will help. 🥰
My mood in goblins.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My mood in goblins.
A bad poem about my brain
Got the mania buzz
My brain's all fizzy
With the absolute need
To be totally busy
But I've also got
ADHD paralysis
And procrastination
It is what it is
I hate being like this
Hard place meeting rock
Weasels in control
Fresh outta luck
Got the mania buzz
My brain's all fizzy
With the absolute need
To be totally busy
But I've also got
ADHD paralysis
And procrastination
It is what it is
I hate being like this
Hard place meeting rock
Weasels in control
Fresh outta luck
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
A bad poem about my brain
Got the mania buzz
My brain's all fizzy
With the absolute need
To be totally busy
But I've also got
ADHD paralysis
And procrastination
It is what it is
I hate being like this
Hard place meeting rock
Weasels in control
Fresh outta luck
Got the mania buzz
My brain's all fizzy
With the absolute need
To be totally busy
But I've also got
ADHD paralysis
And procrastination
It is what it is
I hate being like this
Hard place meeting rock
Weasels in control
Fresh outta luck
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I’m in this with my film music column and a bonus article talking about Krull (won’t be in the next one cause off the hospital so get your fill )
The latest edition of Film Stories magazine is available now. Get yours here:
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Issue #57 (I Swear & Krull): Print Edition
Film Stories is back with another huge issue (#57), this time with a huge exclusive look at the film I SWEAR. We get the story behind the must-see British film of the season with interviews with…
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November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m in this with my film music column and a bonus article talking about Krull (won’t be in the next one cause off the hospital so get your fill )
I have a lump on my tongue, right where it joins my gums at the back. And its giving me earache too. It's not an ulcer, because the bonjela-stuff is having zero effect.
I made the mistake of asking doctor Google, so I am now of course dying of something horrible. #Idiot
I made the mistake of asking doctor Google, so I am now of course dying of something horrible. #Idiot
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I have a lump on my tongue, right where it joins my gums at the back. And its giving me earache too. It's not an ulcer, because the bonjela-stuff is having zero effect.
I made the mistake of asking doctor Google, so I am now of course dying of something horrible. #Idiot
I made the mistake of asking doctor Google, so I am now of course dying of something horrible. #Idiot
This one’s all me :)
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This one’s all me :)
Another collaboration with @eeveehearts.bsky.social :)
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Another collaboration with @eeveehearts.bsky.social :)
Another me-n-@eeveehearts collab.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Another me-n-@eeveehearts collab.
Thank you to @eeveehearts.bsky.social who offered some brilliant ideas for collaboration ♥️
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thank you to @eeveehearts.bsky.social who offered some brilliant ideas for collaboration ♥️
This afternoon sees The Critical Shits, our DnD group, welcome my older son's girlfriend as an observer. If she likes it, we may well have a new member for the next game!
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This afternoon sees The Critical Shits, our DnD group, welcome my older son's girlfriend as an observer. If she likes it, we may well have a new member for the next game!
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Would anyone be interested in collaborating with me? I’m looking for someone to write 4-panel comics or jokes that I could illustrate. Not for money, sadly, just to put joy into the world. Credit will be shard fully.
DM if interested x
DM if interested x
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Would anyone be interested in collaborating with me? I’m looking for someone to write 4-panel comics or jokes that I could illustrate. Not for money, sadly, just to put joy into the world. Credit will be shard fully.
DM if interested x
DM if interested x
Here’s my #SundayPixMirror (frame 1)
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Here’s my #SundayPixMirror (frame 1)
Yay, hugs! Morning sweetheart.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Yay, hugs! Morning sweetheart.
Very weird dreams about taking ecstasy, having sex in the bath, getting my epidermis peeled off by a guy I once knew (using tweezers) while the band of the Royal Marines played, and finding out I was scheduled for open heart surgery while awake.
I hate my head.
I hate my head.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Very weird dreams about taking ecstasy, having sex in the bath, getting my epidermis peeled off by a guy I once knew (using tweezers) while the band of the Royal Marines played, and finding out I was scheduled for open heart surgery while awake.
I hate my head.
I hate my head.