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Some Bloke in a Hat
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Strange old bugger.
Friend to El-ahrairah. The kind of bloke who'll hold up traffic to rescue a bird.
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'Bluesky: not so much a social media site, more a facial tick'.
Why, colour me surprised, Bonny lad.
February 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It really is a fundamentally stupid society we live in.
i’ve been learning so much against my will
February 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
And thinking about it, this is where the germ of Nigel Farage's power* lies. Remembering the past and remembering wrong.

*such as it is.
Back when I was reading ladybird books, this life was as far from mine as possible, our back garden was a yard originally intended for washing clothes.

But there's still a huge sense of nostalgia.
Other work by the Ladybird artists
‘February’
Artist: Ronald Lampitt 1958
February 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Back when I was reading ladybird books, this life was as far from mine as possible, our back garden was a yard originally intended for washing clothes.

But there's still a huge sense of nostalgia.
Other work by the Ladybird artists
‘February’
Artist: Ronald Lampitt 1958
February 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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The beer garden's defences are holding. For now.
February 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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This is Grayson. He has never worked a day in his life, but that doesn't mean he can't sleep like he does. 12/10 (TT: ohgraysono)
February 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
🎵🎵🎵 Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1979 🎵🎵
February 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Also: many birds buggering about.
Today I have been mostly finishing lopping the willow, changing a bulb in the outdoor light, and planting on the tiny acorn I sprouted in a jar.

I've also cleared the gravel border of weeds, which I've never achieved before.

It doesn't sound like much, but it makes me happy.
February 19, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Today I have been mostly finishing lopping the willow, changing a bulb in the outdoor light, and planting on the tiny acorn I sprouted in a jar.

I've also cleared the gravel border of weeds, which I've never achieved before.

It doesn't sound like much, but it makes me happy.
February 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone

No idea. He lives at the garden centre.
February 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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"Fongers?"
February 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This one's quite good. I'll allow this one.
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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February 19, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Steve is having a nice relaxing bath.
February 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
(Then again, no)
February 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
That's enough social media for me today, I think.
February 19, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Followers may be interested to know I am now listing a variety of lovely first stones on EBay, from *only* £25.00!!!

Perfect for hurling at soft or easy targets, get yours now!
February 19, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Christ, it's like the ghost of Swift has risen from the grave and got a social media account.
Breaking news: BBC Royal Correspondent shocked at having to report on some real news for a change.
February 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This Men's Sprint thing looks like an attempt to turn going up the shop into a sport.
February 19, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Surprise yellow label fishing trip up the Spar made driving 8 miles for a blood test a bit more worthwhile I suppose.
February 19, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Look at you lot, like seagulls fighting over a six month old chip.
February 19, 2026 at 10:47 AM
On other news, there's a bloke on the Olympics looks like James Cromwell in the 1960's.

#BreakingNews
February 19, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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Must be weird, bunch of lads with your brothers initials on their hats dragging you away to prison.
February 19, 2026 at 10:21 AM