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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ
@bogwitch.bsky.social
Spooky Miniaturist / Professional Hag
Folklore | Ancient History | Dead Things

Scito, viri nihil sunt.
Slowly coming to terms with the fact that I'll have to go back to Australia before the end of the year because I can't apply for a partner visa from within the UK. That's gonna suck.
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Today the biggest challenge facing writers is witches. Everytime you go out your door, there are symbols chalked onto the wood, or bits of bone and twig left on the doorstep. Your partner thinks you're just overreacting, but yesterday you caught one trying (unsuccessfully) to milk your cat.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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What's holding you back in life?
Is it your inability to speak with owls, or shapeshift into a bear, or quickly craft primitive daggers out of discarded antlers & bones?
These things can be learned, if you follow the dark paths in the forest.
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
There is a bus service that costs £4 to get to London from Bristol and NO ONE BLOODY TOLD ME you're all fired
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The coffee at this Waterstones is shockingly good. Like, I haven't had a coffee this good since I left Melbourne. And it's £3.60 instead of £7.80??
two coffee cups are standing next to each other in front of a coffee time logo
ALT: two coffee cups are standing next to each other in front of a coffee time logo
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Men don't suffer enough
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Hello dear friends. It's my birthday on Sunday and I would very much like to go out for a pub meal and visit Stonehenge. Times are tough for everyone, but if you have a little extra I would be deeply grateful for your support.

Please donate or share if you can🖤

gofund.me/94e2f27c6
Donate to Help Me Stay Afloat & Regain Access To My Son, organized by Kat Hunter
Dear friends, As many of you already know, I departed my life in Australi… Kat Hunter needs your support for Help Me Stay Afloat & Regain Access To My Son
gofund.me
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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*Announcement*
I have been invited to speak at an online meeting of Cartoonists Northwest (USA) on the 21st February 2026 at 8pm GMT!

You are welcome to join and hear me speak about my art and how I flog dead horses

Sign up here!

www.eventbrite.com/e/cartoonist...
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It's almost like the countries that dream about their teeth falling out have inaccessible dental care..
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Small Prophets was absolutely brilliant. I have many feelings.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I got a Hygge themed word search book at the op shop for 50p and I can't put it down lol this is how I die
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Don't be afraid to follow your dreams.
The world needs more daring archeologists with quick wits and dangerous fists, and more cozy cottage witches crafting spells by firelight in haunted forests.
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
ILLEGAL ALIENS
open.spotify.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
TOP 3 TRAITORS

1. Brutus
2. Judas
3. Printers when you're in a hurry
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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I am going to become a hysterical religious peasant at this point. when you make an AI portrait of your family you are summoning an unspeakable evil. you are doing the devils work
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Universal Basic Income would be nice.
But what about Universal Basic Mossy Haunted Cottage By The Lake, and shelves overflowing with books, exotic teas, and curious bones collected from the forest?
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I have been channelling my ADHD for good instead of the usual evil.
Thus the kitchen cupboards have given up their terrifying secrets and yielded to my not-so-tender ministrations.

Before & after. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Your daily affirmation:
Eat well and exercise if you can. You will need strength to crush your enemies.
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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There is still beauty in the world if you know where to look.
The first flowers of the year peaking through the earth, or the deep red gleam in the eyes of Mothman as he surprises you in the alley behind the kebab shoppe.
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM