VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ
@bogwitch.bsky.social
Spooky Miniaturist / Professional Hag
Folklore | Ancient History | Dead Things
Scito, viri nihil sunt.
Folklore | Ancient History | Dead Things
Scito, viri nihil sunt.
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Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week floating through the cosmos as an ancient tentacled god, slumbering for eons and waiting for the right moment to unleash your madness upon the universe.
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week floating through the cosmos as an ancient tentacled god, slumbering for eons and waiting for the right moment to unleash your madness upon the universe.
I've been laughing at this for like 8 straight minutes
December 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I've been laughing at this for like 8 straight minutes
Annoyed and disappointed seems to be my default setting at the moment. I'm not enjoying it.
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Annoyed and disappointed seems to be my default setting at the moment. I'm not enjoying it.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Why is this in my saved photos?
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Why is this in my saved photos?
A fun new feature of this endless British lurgy is waking up with my eyelids stuck together. There's nothing quite like peeling them open to kickstart your day.
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
A fun new feature of this endless British lurgy is waking up with my eyelids stuck together. There's nothing quite like peeling them open to kickstart your day.
There really are too many snakes on that goddamn plane.
December 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There really are too many snakes on that goddamn plane.
Aaaah she's about to get bitten on the TITTY
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Aaaah she's about to get bitten on the TITTY
Watching Snakes On A Plane as self care.
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Watching Snakes On A Plane as self care.
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The only New Year’s resolutions you need:
- haunt more forests
- wander more moors
- terrify more towns
- draw more townsfolk towards their mossy doom with the awesome and terrible grandeur of your dark shambling form
- haunt more forests
- wander more moors
- terrify more towns
- draw more townsfolk towards their mossy doom with the awesome and terrible grandeur of your dark shambling form
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The only New Year’s resolutions you need:
- haunt more forests
- wander more moors
- terrify more towns
- draw more townsfolk towards their mossy doom with the awesome and terrible grandeur of your dark shambling form
- haunt more forests
- wander more moors
- terrify more towns
- draw more townsfolk towards their mossy doom with the awesome and terrible grandeur of your dark shambling form
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Your daily fortune:
Never stop growing. Grow new antlers, tentacles, fangs, & talons, and outgrow all human limitations.
Never stop growing. Grow new antlers, tentacles, fangs, & talons, and outgrow all human limitations.
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Your daily fortune:
Never stop growing. Grow new antlers, tentacles, fangs, & talons, and outgrow all human limitations.
Never stop growing. Grow new antlers, tentacles, fangs, & talons, and outgrow all human limitations.
Watching silly sci-fi disaster films in bed and thinking about the roast venison and pickle sandwich i had for lunch.
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Watching silly sci-fi disaster films in bed and thinking about the roast venison and pickle sandwich i had for lunch.
Goddamn it, Kurt's dead. Now I have to look at Emily Rossum's sad face for the rest of the movie.
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Goddamn it, Kurt's dead. Now I have to look at Emily Rossum's sad face for the rest of the movie.
Kurt Russell's gravitas is the only thing holding this film together, although Richard Dreyfus is making a valiant effort.
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Kurt Russell's gravitas is the only thing holding this film together, although Richard Dreyfus is making a valiant effort.
This Poseidon remake is hilarious. Fergie is the ship's entertainment? I'd be hoping for a freak wave if I was a passenger.
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This Poseidon remake is hilarious. Fergie is the ship's entertainment? I'd be hoping for a freak wave if I was a passenger.
It's really something to be cared for when you're sick, after 25 years of no one giving a fuck.
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It's really something to be cared for when you're sick, after 25 years of no one giving a fuck.
A hideous combo is upon me, wherein I have a cough but also am quite flatulent. The effects are somewhat diverting.
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A hideous combo is upon me, wherein I have a cough but also am quite flatulent. The effects are somewhat diverting.
Extremely fucking sick of being sick. This is the 3rd week and it's not showing much sign of improvement. In fact, I've now got a constant headache, my face hurts like a bitch and I'm coughing up what looks like swamp mud.
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Extremely fucking sick of being sick. This is the 3rd week and it's not showing much sign of improvement. In fact, I've now got a constant headache, my face hurts like a bitch and I'm coughing up what looks like swamp mud.
Still thinking about the melt-in-your-mouth venison roast we made for dinner and immaculate, crispy roast potatoes.
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Still thinking about the melt-in-your-mouth venison roast we made for dinner and immaculate, crispy roast potatoes.
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Bloody good day, that.
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bloody good day, that.
Do Americans celebrate Boxing Day?
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Do Americans celebrate Boxing Day?
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“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is a trick question.
The mossy forest horrors that shamble in the gloom know all and hear all. There is no escape.
The mossy forest horrors that shamble in the gloom know all and hear all. There is no escape.
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is a trick question.
The mossy forest horrors that shamble in the gloom know all and hear all. There is no escape.
The mossy forest horrors that shamble in the gloom know all and hear all. There is no escape.