VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ
@bogwitch.bsky.social
Spooky Miniaturist / Professional Hag
Folklore | Ancient History | Silly Memes
Coming to you live from a bucket of haunted bog water. Scito, viri nihil sunt.
Folklore | Ancient History | Silly Memes
Coming to you live from a bucket of haunted bog water. Scito, viri nihil sunt.
Quietly pleased with myself for nabbing a Lands End coat for £20 on Vinted. Those fuckers retail for £250.
a woman wearing a denim jacket is making a funny face with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Quietly pleased with myself for nabbing a Lands End coat for £20 on Vinted. Those fuckers retail for £250.
I sold my stupidly expensive Dyson OnTrac headphones so I could buy a warm, waterproof coat for this English weather and maybe afford a few little bus or train rides to interesting places. At least now I'll be warm and dry whilst traipsing about this wet and beautiful land.
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I sold my stupidly expensive Dyson OnTrac headphones so I could buy a warm, waterproof coat for this English weather and maybe afford a few little bus or train rides to interesting places. At least now I'll be warm and dry whilst traipsing about this wet and beautiful land.
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Do you have a certain way of eating a particular style of biscuit?
For example, with Arnotts Orange Slice I like to twist apart the two biscuits, scrape out the orange cream centre into the bin, then hurl each biscuit part onto the roadway for passing cars to crush into a fine dust.
For example, with Arnotts Orange Slice I like to twist apart the two biscuits, scrape out the orange cream centre into the bin, then hurl each biscuit part onto the roadway for passing cars to crush into a fine dust.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do you have a certain way of eating a particular style of biscuit?
For example, with Arnotts Orange Slice I like to twist apart the two biscuits, scrape out the orange cream centre into the bin, then hurl each biscuit part onto the roadway for passing cars to crush into a fine dust.
For example, with Arnotts Orange Slice I like to twist apart the two biscuits, scrape out the orange cream centre into the bin, then hurl each biscuit part onto the roadway for passing cars to crush into a fine dust.
In confused paroxysms of joy over this impending slew of good weather
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
In confused paroxysms of joy over this impending slew of good weather
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What forest spirit best matches your mood?
1. wistful goat of woe
2. gnarled gnome of hope
3. cantankerous toad of doom
4. exhausted moss mound
1. wistful goat of woe
2. gnarled gnome of hope
3. cantankerous toad of doom
4. exhausted moss mound
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What forest spirit best matches your mood?
1. wistful goat of woe
2. gnarled gnome of hope
3. cantankerous toad of doom
4. exhausted moss mound
1. wistful goat of woe
2. gnarled gnome of hope
3. cantankerous toad of doom
4. exhausted moss mound
Don't speak to me or my emotional support badger ever again
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Don't speak to me or my emotional support badger ever again
"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither; deep roots are not reached by the frost."
J. R. R. TOLKIEN
J. R. R. TOLKIEN
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither; deep roots are not reached by the frost."
J. R. R. TOLKIEN
J. R. R. TOLKIEN
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Remember.
No matter where you are in life, you're never too far away from a mossy haunted cottage in the woods, brimming with dark malice.
Take comfort in that.
No matter where you are in life, you're never too far away from a mossy haunted cottage in the woods, brimming with dark malice.
Take comfort in that.
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Remember.
No matter where you are in life, you're never too far away from a mossy haunted cottage in the woods, brimming with dark malice.
Take comfort in that.
No matter where you are in life, you're never too far away from a mossy haunted cottage in the woods, brimming with dark malice.
Take comfort in that.
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Make new things, including friends.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Make new things, including friends.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
The walk along Offa's Dyke was so lovely. Autumn colours, cows, mud and little robin redbreasts glaring at us from the trees. The view from the Devil's Pulpit to Tintern Abbey is spectacular. 🍁🍂
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The walk along Offa's Dyke was so lovely. Autumn colours, cows, mud and little robin redbreasts glaring at us from the trees. The view from the Devil's Pulpit to Tintern Abbey is spectacular. 🍁🍂
I found the most beautiful tiny ghost mushrooms on Offa's Dyke. Only a few millimetres tall.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I found the most beautiful tiny ghost mushrooms on Offa's Dyke. Only a few millimetres tall.
Off to the Forest of Dean today, as there is a brief window of no rain. Offa's Dyke is on the menu, as is the Devil's Pulpit. If I get abducted by the Fae, don't come looking for me please and thank you.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Off to the Forest of Dean today, as there is a brief window of no rain. Offa's Dyke is on the menu, as is the Devil's Pulpit. If I get abducted by the Fae, don't come looking for me please and thank you.
Pleased to report that the Carnival was absolutely bat shit insane.
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Pleased to report that the Carnival was absolutely bat shit insane.
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Deep down, don't we all want the same thing?
To be with someone who makes us feel safe and loved?
Someone who will help us run a tea shoppe & used bookstore in the old forest for witches, fairies, and the wild folk of the wood?
To be with someone who makes us feel safe and loved?
Someone who will help us run a tea shoppe & used bookstore in the old forest for witches, fairies, and the wild folk of the wood?
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Deep down, don't we all want the same thing?
To be with someone who makes us feel safe and loved?
Someone who will help us run a tea shoppe & used bookstore in the old forest for witches, fairies, and the wild folk of the wood?
To be with someone who makes us feel safe and loved?
Someone who will help us run a tea shoppe & used bookstore in the old forest for witches, fairies, and the wild folk of the wood?
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She’s not your crush she is a tree charmed to life by a forest witch that we think lives near here but have never seen.
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
She’s not your crush she is a tree charmed to life by a forest witch that we think lives near here but have never seen.
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I hope you have a nice night.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I hope you have a nice night.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
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In November hares come to wood edge. Most say this is for cover, for food. Yet more than one old countryman has told me they come to pay tribute to the wood itself, to have one last dance with the Moss Maidens before their cold sleeping. At twilight they feed and mutter omens. - #CLNolan
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In November hares come to wood edge. Most say this is for cover, for food. Yet more than one old countryman has told me they come to pay tribute to the wood itself, to have one last dance with the Moss Maidens before their cold sleeping. At twilight they feed and mutter omens. - #CLNolan
The person who designed this float hasn't seen Event Horizon...
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The person who designed this float hasn't seen Event Horizon...
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
Tonight is for drinking homemade mulled cider and watching the unhinged looking Carnival floats go past the end of our street.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Tonight is for drinking homemade mulled cider and watching the unhinged looking Carnival floats go past the end of our street.
Oh my GOD the frozen horse on the battlefield?!? Absolutely brilliant. Del Toro is the man of my dreams.
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Oh my GOD the frozen horse on the battlefield?!? Absolutely brilliant. Del Toro is the man of my dreams.
Mia Goth is magnificent. I adore her.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Mia Goth is magnificent. I adore her.