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Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer | dirty Greens voter | fat bitch | bird nerd | part-time traveller | fan of the Oxford comma

Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Guys shut up Sony State of Play is on I'm about to spaff my pants
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Watched an Instagram reel of some tiny kittens crying and Phantom started looking for them so now I'll be bawling my eyes out for the next 3-5 business days✌🏻
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Bam pls eat the fumking chmeese you begged for
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Chilli 🥀
Back on bsky for the first time in awhile. Need to find more mutuals. So if you are into any of the following:
#rock and/or #metal music, #nature, progressive #politics, #art, follow these sports teams #Detroit Pistons, #Geelong Cats or #Arsenal FC or into just some general randomness... Hello👋
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Hi so being a weirdo performative leftist male and actively agreeing with this statement actually makes you a horrid misogynist, so like, maybe don't be like this cunt hey
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Have some pelly bois
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Yes I am in fact both intellectually and morally better than you for not AI generating an ugly cartoon via the prompt "ChatGPT create a caricature using everything you know about me"
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Just spent three hours elbow-deep in a bucket of sugar soap and my walls STILL aren't clean

Thinking about hitting the house with the landlord special ngl
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Phantom's having a sook because he wants to come sleep on my bed but he clearly doesn't want me in the room

Who needs toddlers when spoilt rescue cats are practically the same thing
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Men don't suffer enough
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Why he so beeeeg
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Tow truck driver partner: I can just put the snatch strap directly over the tow ball if we get stuck right?
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
"eco-friendly" companies all using the ugliest AI-generated advertising I've ever seen I'm going to will myself into nonexistence
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Someone remind me to regas the AC in the Hilux before I go to Darwin pls+thnx
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
NSW cops all have Hitler moustaches, really aren't beating the Gestapo allegations
February 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Spot the Wallaroo
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Cleansing your feed from the ugly, lifeless AI slop with some real, unedited, raw photography taken with a camera that cost less than an annual subscription to your AI service of choice

Now spot the good luck pelicans
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 AM
No BCF I don't need a 4kw inverter for my Hilux I don't have a deathwish
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I fear I'm going to have to find something more left-leaning than half the Greens party
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I'm in a feral, argumentative mood today so here are your pointers:

1) You shouldn't protect cops from criticism
2) You shouldn't give a platform to sex pests
3) Women doing either of these things are not for the girls
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"your honour, that child's kidney simply attacked my fist"

Anyway I'll stop #auspol posting and go back to my day job that is *checks notes* studying police corruption and brutality and disproportionate incarceration rates in Australia

...oh
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Choosing to believe women who still vouch for cops haven't been victims of domestic or sexual violence because jesus fuck whats wrong with you
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Fetishising fat women but I'm the fat women (I bought a new bodycon dress and my tiddies look really good in it)
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I've been saying this for years 🙌🏻
cops are the scum of the earth. The dumbest cunt in your Yr 10 class with a gun and a uniform.
Strong content warning: Police assault of protester #auspol

From Jared Kimpton @jared_kimpton on Twitter
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Chatgippity create a grocery list for me

Grok eat my dinner for me

Gemini replace my brainstem and pump my heart for me
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM