Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer | dirty Greens voter | fat bitch | bird nerd | part-time traveller | fan of the Oxford comma
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
"eco-friendly" companies all using the ugliest AI-generated advertising I've ever seen I'm going to will myself into nonexistence
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"eco-friendly" companies all using the ugliest AI-generated advertising I've ever seen I'm going to will myself into nonexistence
I am unfortunately a fat woman with type O blood and an entirely black wardrobe AND I'm extremely susceptible to skeeter syndrome, the heavy citronella and sandalwood oils I drown myself in aren't just a hippie bit 💔
a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I am unfortunately a fat woman with type O blood and an entirely black wardrobe AND I'm extremely susceptible to skeeter syndrome, the heavy citronella and sandalwood oils I drown myself in aren't just a hippie bit 💔
Someone remind me to regas the AC in the Hilux before I go to Darwin pls+thnx
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Someone remind me to regas the AC in the Hilux before I go to Darwin pls+thnx
NSW cops all have Hitler moustaches, really aren't beating the Gestapo allegations
February 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
NSW cops all have Hitler moustaches, really aren't beating the Gestapo allegations
One day I'm gonna take my eye out with an occy strap
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
One day I'm gonna take my eye out with an occy strap
Cleansing your feed from the ugly, lifeless AI slop with some real, unedited, raw photography taken with a camera that cost less than an annual subscription to your AI service of choice
Now spot the good luck pelicans
Now spot the good luck pelicans
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Cleansing your feed from the ugly, lifeless AI slop with some real, unedited, raw photography taken with a camera that cost less than an annual subscription to your AI service of choice
Now spot the good luck pelicans
Now spot the good luck pelicans
No BCF I don't need a 4kw inverter for my Hilux I don't have a deathwish
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
No BCF I don't need a 4kw inverter for my Hilux I don't have a deathwish
I fear I'm going to have to find something more left-leaning than half the Greens party
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I fear I'm going to have to find something more left-leaning than half the Greens party
I'm in a feral, argumentative mood today so here are your pointers:
1) You shouldn't protect cops from criticism
2) You shouldn't give a platform to sex pests
3) Women doing either of these things are not for the girls
1) You shouldn't protect cops from criticism
2) You shouldn't give a platform to sex pests
3) Women doing either of these things are not for the girls
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I'm in a feral, argumentative mood today so here are your pointers:
1) You shouldn't protect cops from criticism
2) You shouldn't give a platform to sex pests
3) Women doing either of these things are not for the girls
1) You shouldn't protect cops from criticism
2) You shouldn't give a platform to sex pests
3) Women doing either of these things are not for the girls
"your honour, that child's kidney simply attacked my fist"
Anyway I'll stop #auspol posting and go back to my day job that is *checks notes* studying police corruption and brutality and disproportionate incarceration rates in Australia
...oh
Anyway I'll stop #auspol posting and go back to my day job that is *checks notes* studying police corruption and brutality and disproportionate incarceration rates in Australia
...oh
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"your honour, that child's kidney simply attacked my fist"
Anyway I'll stop #auspol posting and go back to my day job that is *checks notes* studying police corruption and brutality and disproportionate incarceration rates in Australia
...oh
Anyway I'll stop #auspol posting and go back to my day job that is *checks notes* studying police corruption and brutality and disproportionate incarceration rates in Australia
...oh
Choosing to believe women who still vouch for cops haven't been victims of domestic or sexual violence because jesus fuck whats wrong with you
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Choosing to believe women who still vouch for cops haven't been victims of domestic or sexual violence because jesus fuck whats wrong with you
Fetishising fat women but I'm the fat women (I bought a new bodycon dress and my tiddies look really good in it)
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Fetishising fat women but I'm the fat women (I bought a new bodycon dress and my tiddies look really good in it)
I've been saying this for years 🙌🏻
cops are the scum of the earth. The dumbest cunt in your Yr 10 class with a gun and a uniform.
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I've been saying this for years 🙌🏻
Chatgippity create a grocery list for me
Grok eat my dinner for me
Gemini replace my brainstem and pump my heart for me
Grok eat my dinner for me
Gemini replace my brainstem and pump my heart for me
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Chatgippity create a grocery list for me
Grok eat my dinner for me
Gemini replace my brainstem and pump my heart for me
Grok eat my dinner for me
Gemini replace my brainstem and pump my heart for me
"if Jared Leto was REALLY like that he would be in jail wouldn't he?"
Only 2% of sexual assault cases result in conviction, this and the fact he's a sex pest are both common knowledge why are you defending a known nonce you troglodyte oh my gorddddddd
Only 2% of sexual assault cases result in conviction, this and the fact he's a sex pest are both common knowledge why are you defending a known nonce you troglodyte oh my gorddddddd
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"if Jared Leto was REALLY like that he would be in jail wouldn't he?"
Only 2% of sexual assault cases result in conviction, this and the fact he's a sex pest are both common knowledge why are you defending a known nonce you troglodyte oh my gorddddddd
Only 2% of sexual assault cases result in conviction, this and the fact he's a sex pest are both common knowledge why are you defending a known nonce you troglodyte oh my gorddddddd
LOOK at how fucking tiny my current tyres are tho
I already need a step ladder I'm gonna be so fucked lmao
I already need a step ladder I'm gonna be so fucked lmao
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
LOOK at how fucking tiny my current tyres are tho
I already need a step ladder I'm gonna be so fucked lmao
I already need a step ladder I'm gonna be so fucked lmao
Very excited to chuck a full set of DuraTracs on the Hilux and no longer be able to lunge myself into the back of the fucken thing
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Very excited to chuck a full set of DuraTracs on the Hilux and no longer be able to lunge myself into the back of the fucken thing
Pepperidge Farm remembers
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Pepperidge Farm remembers
FIL's gf felt "deeply uncomfortable" as the only white woman in a room full of Sri Lankans
Her son is Nigerian
Performative white woman/10
Her son is Nigerian
Performative white woman/10
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 AM
FIL's gf felt "deeply uncomfortable" as the only white woman in a room full of Sri Lankans
Her son is Nigerian
Performative white woman/10
Her son is Nigerian
Performative white woman/10
Once again wondering why I seem to be the only one concerned about the sheer number of parents who have admitted to regularly considering killing their disabled children over the last 10 days
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Once again wondering why I seem to be the only one concerned about the sheer number of parents who have admitted to regularly considering killing their disabled children over the last 10 days
It's always the people who did a six month drug and alcohol counselling course at TAFE and now tout themselves as psychotherapists who think those of us who put six years of work into our qualifications are quacks
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
It's always the people who did a six month drug and alcohol counselling course at TAFE and now tout themselves as psychotherapists who think those of us who put six years of work into our qualifications are quacks
"why don't we spend a few days in the Flinders Ranges? It'll be hot but at least it won't be disgustingly muggy"
How very wrong was I
How very wrong was I
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
"why don't we spend a few days in the Flinders Ranges? It'll be hot but at least it won't be disgustingly muggy"
How very wrong was I
How very wrong was I
Shark sighting warnings are so, so dumb
Fork found in kitchen, oh no alert the media
Fork found in kitchen, oh no alert the media
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Shark sighting warnings are so, so dumb
Fork found in kitchen, oh no alert the media
Fork found in kitchen, oh no alert the media
I do believe there are stupid questions, and they're all asked by seppos over at r/AskAnAustralian
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I do believe there are stupid questions, and they're all asked by seppos over at r/AskAnAustralian