Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer | dirty Greens voter | fat bitch | bird nerd | part-time traveller | fan of the Oxford comma
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Sorry seps I don't want your weird third-world diseases that don't even exist in the third-world anymore please stay in your bubble
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Sorry seps I don't want your weird third-world diseases that don't even exist in the third-world anymore please stay in your bubble
Geez this sure is one suspicious South Australian postal ballot I just received in the mail, on account of the fact that the US is the only country in the world with postal ballots and so forth
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Geez this sure is one suspicious South Australian postal ballot I just received in the mail, on account of the fact that the US is the only country in the world with postal ballots and so forth
If you have a "Bali crew" you are the lowest common denominator of Australian
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 AM
If you have a "Bali crew" you are the lowest common denominator of Australian
Yes Bam I know I'm fat you don't have to knead my tum
**Ignore the choccy gelato stain I'm a pig
**Ignore the choccy gelato stain I'm a pig
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Yes Bam I know I'm fat you don't have to knead my tum
**Ignore the choccy gelato stain I'm a pig
**Ignore the choccy gelato stain I'm a pig
Hello Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights is genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen and a complete waste of 35mm film, I deserve to have my $27 back as a reward for tolerating the entire 136 minutes
Genuinely ruined my day, Fennell clearly didn't understand the novel as a teen and doesn't now
Genuinely ruined my day, Fennell clearly didn't understand the novel as a teen and doesn't now
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Hello Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights is genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen and a complete waste of 35mm film, I deserve to have my $27 back as a reward for tolerating the entire 136 minutes
Genuinely ruined my day, Fennell clearly didn't understand the novel as a teen and doesn't now
Genuinely ruined my day, Fennell clearly didn't understand the novel as a teen and doesn't now
"Chilli you're a misandrist" womp womp do better manchild
a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie with the words pathetic written on the bottom .
Alt: Simpsons pathetic gif
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February 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
"Chilli you're a misandrist" womp womp do better manchild
Watched an Instagram reel of some tiny kittens crying and Phantom started looking for them so now I'll be bawling my eyes out for the next 3-5 business days✌🏻
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Watched an Instagram reel of some tiny kittens crying and Phantom started looking for them so now I'll be bawling my eyes out for the next 3-5 business days✌🏻
Bam pls eat the fumking chmeese you begged for
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Bam pls eat the fumking chmeese you begged for
Reposted by Chilli 🥀
Back on bsky for the first time in awhile. Need to find more mutuals. So if you are into any of the following:
#rock and/or #metal music, #nature, progressive #politics, #art, follow these sports teams #Detroit Pistons, #Geelong Cats or #Arsenal FC or into just some general randomness... Hello👋
#rock and/or #metal music, #nature, progressive #politics, #art, follow these sports teams #Detroit Pistons, #Geelong Cats or #Arsenal FC or into just some general randomness... Hello👋
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Hi so being a weirdo performative leftist male and actively agreeing with this statement actually makes you a horrid misogynist, so like, maybe don't be like this cunt hey
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Hi so being a weirdo performative leftist male and actively agreeing with this statement actually makes you a horrid misogynist, so like, maybe don't be like this cunt hey
Have some pelly bois
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Have some pelly bois
Yes I am in fact both intellectually and morally better than you for not AI generating an ugly cartoon via the prompt "ChatGPT create a caricature using everything you know about me"
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Yes I am in fact both intellectually and morally better than you for not AI generating an ugly cartoon via the prompt "ChatGPT create a caricature using everything you know about me"
Just spent three hours elbow-deep in a bucket of sugar soap and my walls STILL aren't clean
Thinking about hitting the house with the landlord special ngl
Thinking about hitting the house with the landlord special ngl
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Just spent three hours elbow-deep in a bucket of sugar soap and my walls STILL aren't clean
Thinking about hitting the house with the landlord special ngl
Thinking about hitting the house with the landlord special ngl
Phantom's having a sook because he wants to come sleep on my bed but he clearly doesn't want me in the room
Who needs toddlers when spoilt rescue cats are practically the same thing
Who needs toddlers when spoilt rescue cats are practically the same thing
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Phantom's having a sook because he wants to come sleep on my bed but he clearly doesn't want me in the room
Who needs toddlers when spoilt rescue cats are practically the same thing
Who needs toddlers when spoilt rescue cats are practically the same thing
Men don't suffer enough
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Men don't suffer enough
Tow truck driver partner: I can just put the snatch strap directly over the tow ball if we get stuck right?
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
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February 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Tow truck driver partner: I can just put the snatch strap directly over the tow ball if we get stuck right?
"eco-friendly" companies all using the ugliest AI-generated advertising I've ever seen I'm going to will myself into nonexistence
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"eco-friendly" companies all using the ugliest AI-generated advertising I've ever seen I'm going to will myself into nonexistence
Someone remind me to regas the AC in the Hilux before I go to Darwin pls+thnx
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Someone remind me to regas the AC in the Hilux before I go to Darwin pls+thnx
NSW cops all have Hitler moustaches, really aren't beating the Gestapo allegations
February 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
NSW cops all have Hitler moustaches, really aren't beating the Gestapo allegations
Cleansing your feed from the ugly, lifeless AI slop with some real, unedited, raw photography taken with a camera that cost less than an annual subscription to your AI service of choice
Now spot the good luck pelicans
Now spot the good luck pelicans
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Cleansing your feed from the ugly, lifeless AI slop with some real, unedited, raw photography taken with a camera that cost less than an annual subscription to your AI service of choice
Now spot the good luck pelicans
Now spot the good luck pelicans
No BCF I don't need a 4kw inverter for my Hilux I don't have a deathwish
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
No BCF I don't need a 4kw inverter for my Hilux I don't have a deathwish
I fear I'm going to have to find something more left-leaning than half the Greens party
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I fear I'm going to have to find something more left-leaning than half the Greens party