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Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer | dirty Greens voter | fat bitch | bird nerd | part-time traveller | fan of the Oxford comma

Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Edithburgh tonight before we make our way home in the morning 🫶🏻
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 AM
This time with added windfarm
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
More fucking dirt roads
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Haven't seen any quolls in Wilpena Pound so I bought one instead
February 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Add another emu to the count
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I've seen 10 emus and a pair of wedge-tailed eagles this morning the little ornithologist living in my brain is very happy rn
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Of course I pick the one weekend the Flinders is experiencing unseasonal torrential rain lmao
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Good morning I rolled out of the ute into a herd of feral goats
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
There's a yellow-footed rock wallaby not 3 metres away from me 🥺
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Home tonight is Nooltana Creek and we are absolutely going to get caught in the rain blowing in towards Flinders lmao
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Ushering a kangaroo off the road in stinky outback rain what has my life become
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Change of plans, we're gonna go melt in the outback instead
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I am unfortunately a postcard wanker, visitor information centres hate to see me coming
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Wowee why do I feel like shit all the time

Meanwhile my sleep average:
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
PHANTOM MEOWED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER OH MY GOD PROUD PARENT MOMENT
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
You know how at the end of Inglorious Basterds Raine carves a swastika into Landa's forehead?

That but it's fencesitter USians, they don't deserve praise for turning left *after* they've had a hand in fucking everything up
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM
And now we're passing through the Flinders Ranges Saturday with a stop at Mount Remarkable Sunday morning because we're both exceptionally greedy for travels and very very time-poor
Leaving for Burra Friday morning, yes I'll take photos of the Midnight Oil house, yes I'll go to Eudunda and take photos of the Colin Thiele statue, yes I'll probably melt in the heat
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 AM
"Chilli why are you the way you are?"

I was bitten by Mr Percival as a small child
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 AM
If you see a dog, post dog
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Someone DM'd me having a sook about this and idk bruh I personally think that qualifications within the helping professions shouldn't be undertaken by people too fucken lazy to put in the effort and would rather offload their training onto a hallucinating word-vomit machine
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

🖤 Cherry chapstick
🖤 Cat treats
🖤 A copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover
🖤 Methotrexate
🖤 Mango Loco Monster Energy
Loot that drops after defeating me:

My glasses
Fave bra
Fave pen
The pair to whatever shoes/boots I want to wear
The TV remote
Loot that drops after defeating me:

🧡 Car keys
🤎 Pup poop bag
♥️ Swiss army knife
🩷 Strawberry chapstick
💙 A Dalek fabric face mask
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Love Spotlight no I don't want 4 1m cuts of mosquito netting I want 1 4m cut why is this so difficult
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My drunk ass keeps thinking this is a bottle of Bulleit Rye
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
We're passing Leon and Otis Clune off as monsters and not their parents who murdered them, incredible

Just say you're a eugenicist with a deep hatred for disabled people next time
February 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I hold a first class honours in psychology and I did not pursue my studies further because I lost my passion seeing so many peers utilise LLMs to obtain their degrees and the same thing is happening now that I'm studying criminal justice and I'm so close to just throwing in the towel
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM