Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer, insufferable music nerd, fat bitch, bird enjoyer, doll collector, comic reader, fan of the Oxford comma
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Why is every cleantok video a dumb American drowning their laminate floors until they're mouldy and then mixing bleach and floor cleaner
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Why is every cleantok video a dumb American drowning their laminate floors until they're mouldy and then mixing bleach and floor cleaner
Anyway apparently my brother who has never left metropolitan Adelaide is currently wandering around Melbourne somewhere between Toorak and Northcote with about $20 to his name and zero idea what the fuck he's doing, this can only end terribly
a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom
ALT: a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Anyway apparently my brother who has never left metropolitan Adelaide is currently wandering around Melbourne somewhere between Toorak and Northcote with about $20 to his name and zero idea what the fuck he's doing, this can only end terribly
Not my father yapping at me about how his adult son hopped on a VLine to Melbourne without telling him
0 pattern recognition
0 pattern recognition
a cartoon character with a mustache is standing in the dark with the words `` i do not care '' written above him .
ALT: a cartoon character with a mustache is standing in the dark with the words `` i do not care '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not my father yapping at me about how his adult son hopped on a VLine to Melbourne without telling him
0 pattern recognition
0 pattern recognition
The Edward Scissorhands Monster High doll is THE ugliest shit I've ever seen ohnoes
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Edward Scissorhands Monster High doll is THE ugliest shit I've ever seen ohnoes
Putting on my big girl pants and reaching out to family my father alienated me from after my Ma died now that I have very little contact with him, thoughts and prayers appreciated
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Putting on my big girl pants and reaching out to family my father alienated me from after my Ma died now that I have very little contact with him, thoughts and prayers appreciated
I did three loads of laundry today and forgot to take them down to the laundrette to dry this is so sad
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I did three loads of laundry today and forgot to take them down to the laundrette to dry this is so sad
Blinky Bill came to visit
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Blinky Bill came to visit
I remember being outraged when orange Penguin paperbacks jumped up to $10, what the fuck do you mean they're $15 now
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I remember being outraged when orange Penguin paperbacks jumped up to $10, what the fuck do you mean they're $15 now
The "but *I'm* not like that!" American tourists are, in fact, the most like that and should have their passports confiscated and be shipped home immediately
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The "but *I'm* not like that!" American tourists are, in fact, the most like that and should have their passports confiscated and be shipped home immediately
Kyle MacLachlan's existence on social media is a blessing
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Kyle MacLachlan's existence on social media is a blessing
Forever grateful my cats ignore the gorgeous little magpie family that have made their home right by the front door 🙌🏻
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Forever grateful my cats ignore the gorgeous little magpie family that have made their home right by the front door 🙌🏻
I'm a (mostly) mentally sound adult but there's still a part of me that wants to believe Snuffy remembers the adventures we went on when I was little
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm a (mostly) mentally sound adult but there's still a part of me that wants to believe Snuffy remembers the adventures we went on when I was little
All tradies do is come home covered in a year's worth of dirt, eat 5000 calories in one sitting, shit 3 times in as many hours and shake the house with their sleep apnea
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
All tradies do is come home covered in a year's worth of dirt, eat 5000 calories in one sitting, shit 3 times in as many hours and shake the house with their sleep apnea
Mum come pick me up the fuckwit Americans are trying to tell Australians that this isn't a possum
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Mum come pick me up the fuckwit Americans are trying to tell Australians that this isn't a possum
Everyone stfu it's test cricket week
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Everyone stfu it's test cricket week
Busting out my abysmal sewing skills to make mosquito curtains that will actually fit the gull wings of my Hilux instead of fiddling with a horrible fuckass canopy net 💪🏻
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Busting out my abysmal sewing skills to make mosquito curtains that will actually fit the gull wings of my Hilux instead of fiddling with a horrible fuckass canopy net 💪🏻
Hazmat crews shutting down schools all across Australia over asbestos contamination meanwhile every school I went to consisted entirely of demountables that had asbestos raining from the ceilings constantly
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Hazmat crews shutting down schools all across Australia over asbestos contamination meanwhile every school I went to consisted entirely of demountables that had asbestos raining from the ceilings constantly
Have another emu photo from Saturday
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Have another emu photo from Saturday
They're doing the Bathurst 1000 on Hard Quiz hnnnnng 💦💦
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
They're doing the Bathurst 1000 on Hard Quiz hnnnnng 💦💦
PTO booked 💅🏻
The boss was just happy he doesn't have to pay it off, my guy banks 1 hour for every 10 hours worked and is on call 24/7 so realistically by June we could fuck off for a few months instead of a few weeks
The boss was just happy he doesn't have to pay it off, my guy banks 1 hour for every 10 hours worked and is on call 24/7 so realistically by June we could fuck off for a few months instead of a few weeks
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
PTO booked 💅🏻
The boss was just happy he doesn't have to pay it off, my guy banks 1 hour for every 10 hours worked and is on call 24/7 so realistically by June we could fuck off for a few months instead of a few weeks
The boss was just happy he doesn't have to pay it off, my guy banks 1 hour for every 10 hours worked and is on call 24/7 so realistically by June we could fuck off for a few months instead of a few weeks
Someone's cleaning out the shed which means he's filling the kitchen with all the shit he finds in there instead of putting it literally anywhere else and I'm incandescent with rage once again
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Someone's cleaning out the shed which means he's filling the kitchen with all the shit he finds in there instead of putting it literally anywhere else and I'm incandescent with rage once again
Excited for our trip to Darwin because I get to spend the lead up doing my two favourite things: making spreadsheets and spending money
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Excited for our trip to Darwin because I get to spend the lead up doing my two favourite things: making spreadsheets and spending money
No more trauma dumping in cookbooks just give me your pound cake recipe that's exactly the same as every other pound cake recipe in existence
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
No more trauma dumping in cookbooks just give me your pound cake recipe that's exactly the same as every other pound cake recipe in existence
Sage has been yapping at me to let her back outside all morning 🫠
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sage has been yapping at me to let her back outside all morning 🫠
Got the cats back in immediately after losing my shit at FIL's drunken mess of a girlfriend
"but I couldn't get the cats to come back in all day!"
A) don't leave the back door open
B) they don't like you (neither do the rest of us pls get out of my house)
"but I couldn't get the cats to come back in all day!"
A) don't leave the back door open
B) they don't like you (neither do the rest of us pls get out of my house)
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Got the cats back in immediately after losing my shit at FIL's drunken mess of a girlfriend
"but I couldn't get the cats to come back in all day!"
A) don't leave the back door open
B) they don't like you (neither do the rest of us pls get out of my house)
"but I couldn't get the cats to come back in all day!"
A) don't leave the back door open
B) they don't like you (neither do the rest of us pls get out of my house)