Delbert Grady Seasons
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I came here to meticulously dissect contemporary politics and post feet, and I’m all out of politics. Taurus.
Man if they give the Nobel Prize for Haters to anybody other than Trump *I’ll* invade Venezuela
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Man if they give the Nobel Prize for Haters to anybody other than Trump *I’ll* invade Venezuela
Dear China,
You roll 1.5 billion deep. According to math, your 50 toughest guys are probably like way tough.
All I’m saying is, doing a snatch and grab job to extract one addlepated grandpa from a Florida mansion is not that big of an ask. Reuters will praise you.
Your friend,
DGS
You roll 1.5 billion deep. According to math, your 50 toughest guys are probably like way tough.
All I’m saying is, doing a snatch and grab job to extract one addlepated grandpa from a Florida mansion is not that big of an ask. Reuters will praise you.
Your friend,
DGS
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Dear China,
You roll 1.5 billion deep. According to math, your 50 toughest guys are probably like way tough.
All I’m saying is, doing a snatch and grab job to extract one addlepated grandpa from a Florida mansion is not that big of an ask. Reuters will praise you.
Your friend,
DGS
You roll 1.5 billion deep. According to math, your 50 toughest guys are probably like way tough.
All I’m saying is, doing a snatch and grab job to extract one addlepated grandpa from a Florida mansion is not that big of an ask. Reuters will praise you.
Your friend,
DGS
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Jokic’s injury may have a significant impact on the NBA MVP race.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Jokic’s injury may have a significant impact on the NBA MVP race.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Jokic’s injury may have a significant impact on the NBA MVP race.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Jokic’s injury may have a significant impact on the NBA MVP race.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Loving America means never having to say you’re sorry. Unless you’re a sorry sack of shit
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Loving America means never having to say you’re sorry. Unless you’re a sorry sack of shit
Reposted by Delbert Grady Seasons
TOP TEN TOP TEN LISTS OF 2025:
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
TOP TEN TOP TEN LISTS OF 2025:
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
God damn which one of you activated Kawhi Leonard
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
God damn which one of you activated Kawhi Leonard
Barlow said the same thing about David Berkowitz
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Barlow said the same thing about David Berkowitz
Francis Albert might—MIGHT—save this scumbag’s life by saying “ok fellas he’s had enough.” But probably not
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Francis Albert might—MIGHT—save this scumbag’s life by saying “ok fellas he’s had enough.” But probably not
She was regular trash when she said a few months ago that Trump was innocent, she was hall of fame trash for saying that Epstein was innocent
Days after Ghislaine Maxwell asked a judge to immediately free her from a 20-year prison sentence, the public release of grand jury transcripts from her sex trafficking case returned the spotlight to victims whose allegations helped land her behind bars.
Public release of Epstein records puts Maxwell under fresh scrutiny amid her claims of innocence
British socialite and onetime Jeffrey Epstein girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell is back in the spotlight with the public release of investigative records that led to her 2021 sex trafficking conviction.
bit.ly
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
She was regular trash when she said a few months ago that Trump was innocent, she was hall of fame trash for saying that Epstein was innocent
Who drops a dog
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Who drops a dog
Another year, another Lexus with a giant bow on it in the driveway. My “loved ones” are mad uncreative
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Another year, another Lexus with a giant bow on it in the driveway. My “loved ones” are mad uncreative
He’s back baby. Well he was tonight. Whatever. Shut up
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Kawhi Leonard
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December 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
He’s back baby. Well he was tonight. Whatever. Shut up
Oh he DRONK dronk
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh he DRONK dronk
People are calling Bari Weiss “stupid” and “trash” and “stupid” and “somebody should play bongos on her head” but she is still pursuing some important stories
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
People are calling Bari Weiss “stupid” and “trash” and “stupid” and “somebody should play bongos on her head” but she is still pursuing some important stories
As I say every year around this time: Pottersville looks lit
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
As I say every year around this time: Pottersville looks lit
Ok nobody tell him that it’s not “Trump Class” unless the first ship is named the Trump. Anyway his last class cost him millions in a fraud suit so heh
oh my god its literally Long Beach's wario
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ok nobody tell him that it’s not “Trump Class” unless the first ship is named the Trump. Anyway his last class cost him millions in a fraud suit so heh
“Oh just one more finger”
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“Oh just one more finger”
Behold, Liberace at Bowie’s funeral
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Behold, Liberace at Bowie’s funeral
Full disclosure: never dated a billionaire but my tagline at dinner would be “you got this, right?”
Timmy living his raps on the "4 Raws" remix.
📷 Dave Benett/WireImage
📷 Dave Benett/WireImage
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Full disclosure: never dated a billionaire but my tagline at dinner would be “you got this, right?”
One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie
The Epstein pics make me feel great about my decades-long antipathy towards networking
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Epstein pics make me feel great about my decades-long antipathy towards networking
I’ve been angry and nihilistic before but never “I reported child pornography to the Feds but they didn’t do shit” angry and nihilistic so kudos to Maria Farmer for not spontaneously combusting, which would have been my move
HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I’ve been angry and nihilistic before but never “I reported child pornography to the Feds but they didn’t do shit” angry and nihilistic so kudos to Maria Farmer for not spontaneously combusting, which would have been my move
Starting to have concerns about this Trump fellow. What else do we know about him
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Starting to have concerns about this Trump fellow. What else do we know about him
Missed the Trump screed, I had literally anything else to do
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Missed the Trump screed, I had literally anything else to do