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Geoff
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Hunky guy
Lads, we’ve just had a week of you threatening to invade Europe. Pipe the fuck down.
Really don't need to hear anything but support from the Europeans and anglosphere while Americans are out in the street defending and being killed to protect immigrants.
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I have no objection to countries boycotting the World Cup - despite Scotland getting there. But if you didn’t boycott Qatar 2022, and you won’t boycott Saudi 2030, despite both regimes doing way worse, then it looks a lot like you don’t really care about brown people
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Sorry I know this sounds like a shitpost but it is so mental that a portion of the UK hard left has gone from “no platform for fascists” to “pay a fascist to share a platform with fascists” in like five years
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
January 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
People getting hoodwinked into voting for absolute chancers by soppy social media videos? Is it 2015?
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Is it though, Jeff?
The US and UK have been in a race to destroy ourselves since the early teens and it's hard to say who's in worse shape.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM
‘Ooooh you lefties can’t object to Farage/Trump interfering in the Chagossian situation because of Harold Wilson’ - a top academic on here, apparently
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Not really seeing how all these shit old Tories defecting actually benefits Reform long term
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
‘Oooh is John a Traitor?’ I DONT CARE PUT BIG BREAK BACK ON THAT WAS A REAL GAMESHOW
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Be nice to see some food in the supermarket sometimes that doesn’t have added protein for wazzocks
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Virgin Cola (1994-2009): A line of cola drinks from billionaire Richard Branson's Virgin Group. Available in original and diet, as well as variants such as Vanilla, Lime, Orange, Cloudy Lemon, and Blue Lemon. Primarily sold in the UK, with limited U.S. distribution.
July 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What a fucking prick
Graham's all about 'protecting women'
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
What a fucking patriot
A right wing fifth columnist defending the right of the world's richest man to transform a social media platform into a sex abuse image generator.
January 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I hated Gagtag as much as the next man but this seems harsh
Charge Jonathan Ross with murder.

Arrest Jonathan Ross for murder.

Prosecute Jonathan Ross for murder.
The Star Tribune has ID'd the murderer: his name is Jonathan Ross.

www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
What do people like Zoe and Alan want? For the government to interfere with the judiciary? And/or to change policy in the face of threats? Because that sets an extremely dangerous precedent, which will be exploited by the Lucy Connollys and Tommy Robinsons of this world.
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The quotes and replies here are an excellent example of not bothering to read the fucking article
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Now we’re talking
If you follow this argument through to its logical conclusion there should be a UK Government channel on pornhub.
Cabinet Office Minister Baroness Anderson tells the Lords the Government will keep on using X.

"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."

"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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this thread has the most incredible levels of american bluesky I've ever seen. no need to have an opinion on any of it. just sit back and enjoy.
why though?
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I reckon someone should make a joke about the FIFA Peace Prize
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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Yeah it's probably because you're talking about 'English-Jewish relations' and threatening to deport us all if we don't fall in line with your ramblings
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just a remarkable level of misplaced self-belief. A bit like Andy
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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RIP to a legendary character in two of the greatest shows of all time: The Wire and Scottish football
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Americans trying to argue about who does pizza the right way is quite amusing. Lads, it’s all fucking shit.
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
Pope Leo canonically prefers Aurelio’s. www.tastingtable.com/1857955/pope...
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Australians really are unwavering racists
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM