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glennot73
@gt73.bsky.social
lvl 52 🇦🇺 chaotic good.

@knewagirlnic.bsky.social has my heart and soul
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Stop paying attention to Marjorie Trailer Green. Stop it right now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Seductively takes a double dose of cranberry pills
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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We clearly took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
February 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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October 26, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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i don’t think i can wait until raccoons are actually domesticated. i’m just gonna go ahead and let them in my house
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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oh, you’re flat earther? well explain fat bottomed girls
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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That Zoom call was cancelled. You can put that hoodie back on.
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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if by people skills you mean avoiding them then yes, i have people skills
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Reverse Cowgirl so I can make us sandwiches
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds

WIFE: no way

ME: no just curds
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Anytime I see a lost kitten, I hold it up in the air and yell, “WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS?!”
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Ah, another beautiful start to a day of insecurity, struggle and existential dread
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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i loved the ninja life but they don't let you have pets
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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How does one “make love” when it constantly exists?
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Her: You better not be pissing on the toilet seat!

Me: *pissing in the sink* Don't worry, I'm not.
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
October 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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I wanna lick this man like a yogurt lid.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Sunset cruise to see the St. Kilda Penguins. There are about 1600 fairy penguins that travel back to this sea wall nightly to bed down for the night.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM