honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids
@snowrespecter.bsky.social
type fast & never look back
#MDANT
I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
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the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always
Don't worry about me guys it's only minus 3 out here 👍
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Don't worry about me guys it's only minus 3 out here 👍
americans love to say cantaloupe and then look at you like it's a real word
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
americans love to say cantaloupe and then look at you like it's a real word
you're welcome, no worries 👍
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
you're welcome, no worries 👍
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if you like being cold i've got great news
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 AM
if you like being cold i've got great news
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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i think the reason i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket is that i’ve simply never had anywhere i want to be
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
i think the reason i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket is that i’ve simply never had anywhere i want to be
Maduro, Amorim, Nancy...wake up sheeple
January 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Maduro, Amorim, Nancy...wake up sheeple
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[me, the real hero]: you guys are the real heroes
February 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
[me, the real hero]: you guys are the real heroes
sir jim you have the chance to do the funniest thing
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
sir jim you have the chance to do the funniest thing
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The public: "How did Epstein get away with it for so long?!"
World leaders:
World leaders:
Keir Starmer's spokesman asked if Government will still use X now it posts indecent images of children, replies "we always keep communication channels under review to reach public in most appropriate way possible”
"Operators are under obligation to act appropriately. We always hope they would do"
"Operators are under obligation to act appropriately. We always hope they would do"
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The public: "How did Epstein get away with it for so long?!"
World leaders:
World leaders:
Castle Greyskull just expelled the US Ambassador
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Castle Greyskull just expelled the US Ambassador
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while the world's in chaos would anyone like to buy 900 kestrel eggs
August 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
while the world's in chaos would anyone like to buy 900 kestrel eggs
so now we're neither in europe or nato i'm sure it is a fine thing for a small island country in 2026
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
so now we're neither in europe or nato i'm sure it is a fine thing for a small island country in 2026
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I suspected that finding artists for a starter pack aimed at fostering casual engagement with art enthusiasts and the art curious would be a challenge, and so far I'm being proven right. If you know of anyone who fits the brief, please send/show them this invitation 👇
#art #artists
#art #artists
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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whenever you read about an anonymous good samaritan it's usually me
May 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
whenever you read about an anonymous good samaritan it's usually me
oh this explans why i'm getting so many quote tweets today
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
oh this explans why i'm getting so many quote tweets today
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kinda had my eye on greenland myself tbh but you snooze you lose that trump kid just wanted it more i guess
January 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
kinda had my eye on greenland myself tbh but you snooze you lose that trump kid just wanted it more i guess
just misheard 'renewed threats from Trump' as 'nude threats from Trump', didn't even flinch
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
just misheard 'renewed threats from Trump' as 'nude threats from Trump', didn't even flinch
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Who called them therapists and not baggage handlers
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Who called them therapists and not baggage handlers
every 90s boyband had one with Ruben Amorim hair
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 AM
i'm not back at work til tomorrow but you guys all have a great time don't worry about me still in bed
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 AM
i'm not back at work til tomorrow but you guys all have a great time don't worry about me still in bed
this is the year i take the jazz funk world by storm
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 AM
this is the year i take the jazz funk world by storm
now christmas is over i'm getting that international men's day buzz again can't wait
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
now christmas is over i'm getting that international men's day buzz again can't wait
ending every boast with "and it was a [whatever] like people had not seen since...world war two"
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
ending every boast with "and it was a [whatever] like people had not seen since...world war two"
your honour my client was simply having a wonderful christmas time
This just in: Nicolas Maduro is set to appear at noon tomorrow before Judge Hellerstein in Manhattan fed.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
your honour my client was simply having a wonderful christmas time