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I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
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the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always
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I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Can’t get enough of this! While Tokyo cuts down trees and paves over open spaces, Paris is pedestrianising the city and making it greener for everyone. This is what real climate leadership looks like. Thanks for the inspiration @annehidalgo.bsky.social !
Severance (of car parking in Paris)
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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There’s a good chance the British Prime Minister’s main adviser on AI is an OpenAI shareholder - but the government refuses to say whether she is.

🧵 1/5
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
to the tune of crocodile shoes
Petrified ham!
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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In response to some of the comments:

If you agree with *all* the reporting of a news organisation that is both independent *and* non-partisan, then it's very unlikely to be independent and non-partisan.

This is true regardless of your politics.

Agreeing with all its reporting is the wrong test
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
sorry but you can't tell me the guy who wrote the first Midsomer Murders episodes is worried about plausibility
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
surely not even Trump thinks magnets are real ffs
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
laughing at Musk's expense once a week feels like a poor return for having to know about him the rest of the time
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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a captcha but for verifying that you understand what a joke is
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Vet looking at clipboard: Monster Frankenstein please

Victor with giant carrying case: he has worms
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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pretty sure because of Double Jeopardy law Sean Dunn can now throw as many sandwichs as he wants at federal agents
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I've just seen the spliced Trump footage on the BBC and I'm not surprised he's annoyed. That's clearly been edited.
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Shot to the heart, and you're to blame,
You give l'ouef a bad name
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
doesn't sound very pleased to be discovered
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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In the future everyone will be deported for fifteen minutes
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
cute that this one-in, one-out policy seems to apply to literally one guy over and over again
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I think a lot about whether or not to define as a content creator.

I think largely I don’t care that much because it’s more of a relational term wrt the platform than a definitional thing which eats the rest of your identity.
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Watch to the end
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM