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This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
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In the future, no one will ever go to prison. You'll simply be followed around all the time by a robot whose job it is to prevent you from doing crimes, which itself will be followed around all the time by two guys whose job it is to make sure the robot doesn't tip over and fall for no reason.
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In the future, no one will ever go to prison. You'll simply be followed around all the time by a robot whose job it is to prevent you from doing crimes, which itself will be followed around all the time by two guys whose job it is to make sure the robot doesn't tip over and fall for no reason.
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August 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
never apologise never explain
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sometimes apologise always explain
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a chef with a meticulous past...
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
a chef with a meticulous past...
if you haven't seen RBW's wonderful Vonnegut film, you really should
In honor of today being the 103rd anniversary of the birth of my friend Kurt Vonnegut, I am posting this previously unpublished photo of the author in Cedar Falls, Iowa, taken by Vonnegut scholar and friend Jerry Klinkowitz in 1977. I love this photo.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
if you haven't seen RBW's wonderful Vonnegut film, you really should
idc who plays bond in the next movie as long as they include the Bames Nond's having a stronk scene
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
idc who plays bond in the next movie as long as they include the Bames Nond's having a stronk scene
the mundane daily peril of being anything other than a straight white man in america
Still thinking about this story. Imagine how cooked your brain has to be on Fox News -- how terrified you have to be, every day in your isolated suburban castle -- to start *shooting* when you see brown people at your door, before the door is even open. We're such a nation of terrified cowards.
Cleaning worker who mistakenly went to wrong home fatally shot: Police
The shooting victim died from a gunshot wound to the head, the coroner's office said.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the mundane daily peril of being anything other than a straight white man in america
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Also went to the Biggin Hill Memorial Museum today. One of many highlights was this Second World War aeroplane instrument bearing the brilliantly vivid instruction
DO NOT JAR
HANDLE LIKE EGGS
DO NOT JAR
HANDLE LIKE EGGS
February 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Also went to the Biggin Hill Memorial Museum today. One of many highlights was this Second World War aeroplane instrument bearing the brilliantly vivid instruction
DO NOT JAR
HANDLE LIKE EGGS
DO NOT JAR
HANDLE LIKE EGGS
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idc about bond but a 5 movie deal for chet hanks could change my mind
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
idc about bond but a 5 movie deal for chet hanks could change my mind
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i've gone from not gaf to desperately wanting a woman to play bond just so the people that care all die of heart attacks and i never have to read what they think again about anything
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i've gone from not gaf to desperately wanting a woman to play bond just so the people that care all die of heart attacks and i never have to read what they think again about anything
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james bond this james bond that the only bond you should be thinking about is your bond with god
August 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
james bond this james bond that the only bond you should be thinking about is your bond with god
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got stuff to do but got lost thinking what if they named timmy mallett as the next bond and he was so good he became the definitive
June 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
got stuff to do but got lost thinking what if they named timmy mallett as the next bond and he was so good he became the definitive
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bond is possibly the naffest major cultural asset we have, good riddance
February 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
bond is possibly the naffest major cultural asset we have, good riddance
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the new bond movie should be him getting shot dead on a busy road in the opening scene then two hours of his body being run over
September 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
the new bond movie should be him getting shot dead on a busy road in the opening scene then two hours of his body being run over
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Kurt Vonnegut by Ulf Andersen, 1988
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer & cold in the winter. It’s round & wet & crowded. At the outside, you’ve got about 100 years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies - 'God damn it, you’ve got to be kind'."
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer & cold in the winter. It’s round & wet & crowded. At the outside, you’ve got about 100 years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies - 'God damn it, you’ve got to be kind'."
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Kurt Vonnegut by Ulf Andersen, 1988
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer & cold in the winter. It’s round & wet & crowded. At the outside, you’ve got about 100 years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies - 'God damn it, you’ve got to be kind'."
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer & cold in the winter. It’s round & wet & crowded. At the outside, you’ve got about 100 years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies - 'God damn it, you’ve got to be kind'."
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I suppose my favourite childhood memory would have to be not paying for anything
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I suppose my favourite childhood memory would have to be not paying for anything
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HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.
2 more weeks then back on the farm for winter pruning, can't wait tbh
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
2 more weeks then back on the farm for winter pruning, can't wait tbh
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writing 150 words in a day
novelist: urgh this is hopeless what's the point
poet: woo hoo smashed it
novelist: urgh this is hopeless what's the point
poet: woo hoo smashed it
August 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
writing 150 words in a day
novelist: urgh this is hopeless what's the point
poet: woo hoo smashed it
novelist: urgh this is hopeless what's the point
poet: woo hoo smashed it
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rumours of a poet in the woods, whole village is wired, doors not locked for decades suddenly boarded-up and booby-trapped, wills being updated, unspoken loves being bellowed from rooftops
September 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
rumours of a poet in the woods, whole village is wired, doors not locked for decades suddenly boarded-up and booby-trapped, wills being updated, unspoken loves being bellowed from rooftops
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
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I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
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Can’t get enough of this! While Tokyo cuts down trees and paves over open spaces, Paris is pedestrianising the city and making it greener for everyone. This is what real climate leadership looks like. Thanks for the inspiration @annehidalgo.bsky.social !
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Can’t get enough of this! While Tokyo cuts down trees and paves over open spaces, Paris is pedestrianising the city and making it greener for everyone. This is what real climate leadership looks like. Thanks for the inspiration @annehidalgo.bsky.social !