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the bathroom thing is worse than tearing out the east wing sorry
November 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Billhelm has spent all day insisting that by this he simply means a crude intercomparison of the respective number of participants at street demonstrations. But that is not what he said: I'm sorry but the one ranking higher on a "scale of historical notability" is the one that had a king.
No Kings is like an order of magnitude bigger than the civil rights movement, if you want to place it on a scale of historically notable activism. What’s your plan though? I’m all ears!
it is no wonder that 50501, a movement of radlibs who are very upset but don’t want to get in trouble, would be boosting superficial activism.

superficial activism has its place, but if that place is front and center, it kills whatever movement it is skimming off the top of.
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I feel like in terms of gates, Hitlergate has to be the worst one you can get or at least in the top 5.
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"ChatGDP"
"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I think the biggest difference between The Internet Then and The Internet Now is how Being Mad Online used to be the one thing you could never admit to, under pain of death, and now, Being Mad Online is a whole career path with a skill tree and an ever-expanding variety of debuffs.
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The McRib is back for a limited time
looking good brotha 👍
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there
August 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Leto II has many powers we cannot comprehend.
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them?

This is an insane person.
August 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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every ancient custom is from 1880
every cultural heritage is from 1925
every national tradition is from 1960
every latter day perversity is from the bronze age
August 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan (1981)
Episode 3
August 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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If we understand late 19th century antisemitism not merely as a hatred of Jews qua Jews, but a specific worldview in which Jews stand for transnational ideologies threatening the hard borders of the nation-state, we can see why Jewish nationalists had to reinvent antisemitism from first principles.
I recall the lads agreed: even a trace, a suspicion of racism in public life was utterly unacceptable and it all had to be annihilated to the subsoil with nuclear weapons. Also, here’s a BBC and Times pundit doing more fash crank racism in one tweet than most humans will do in their entire lives.
August 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I know I'm extrapolating and there's no reason to think this is going to achieve national prominence but my gut says we're gonna have congressional hearings and Chuck Grassley is going to be told what Futanari is.
August 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Never stop hating. Never give in. You are just a few hours of finally succeeding with your singularly obsessive burning hate.

Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today.
July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Jul 15
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I am going to get a full professorship at this center. I'm going to show Veggie Tales videos to a bunch of 19-year-olds who brought briefcases to class and ostentatiously cry for much of the running time. My salary will be paid by a grant from the Vlad Dracul Youth Education Initiative.
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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What pundits think a broken information environment means: dumb yokels in Ohio spend all day on TikTok and believe in Jewish space lasers

What a broken information environment actually means: dumb pundits in NYC and DC spend all day on X and believe Harris ran on trans sports & late term abortions
this is the greatest sign that no one actually paid attention to the kamala campaign but just took media cues from right-coded smear campaigns about what it stood for
June 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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It doesn't get reiterated enough that "human on a bicycle" is not only the most efficient way that a person can move, it's the most efficient form of motion ***ever observed in land animals***.
May 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM