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Someone get me a camera on Donald Trump Jr. watching his dad touch Zohran Mamdani's sleeve affectionately
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There is only one choice for this and it's the Normal Gossip episode about Cody and the LARP Summer Camp
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Realizing you're bi while married is so embarrassing what do you mean Donald Trump has sucked more dicks than me
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Tell someone from Brooklyn you're going to replace your fucked up cast iron and they go insane. They hand you textbooks. You say you have a baby and no ventilation in a 1 bedroom apartment. They say you can do it in an RV in the New Mexico desert. You say it costs $20 pre seasoned. They hit you.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Carol of the Bells, the "Through the Fire and Flames" of Christmas songs
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Some dude whose credibility is already at absolute bedrock to the point where even clear evidence of pedophilia wouldn't make it worse, like Larry Summers, should just bite the bullet and give us all the other gossip on which war criminals sucked off who
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Regrettably Olivia Nuzzi's "American Canto" is shaping up to be the holiday gift of the year
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
2016 me: Was that the last election in US history??
Me with a time machine: No, but it was the first election where both candidates had sucked off the same guy
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I log onto this site for one reason and one reason only: to watch people get mad about headline wording
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse
new york city - november 5 2025
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Viral moment as Zoomers erect the megaguillotine in Union Square. One underrated aspect of Zohran's leadership is his capacity to bring his fans out for fun activities, bringing a social aspect to the campaign
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
SUCK IT OTHER CITIES, WHOEVER YOU ARE
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
21 years ago today I was sitting in John Kerry's New York City HQ calling people to invite them to his victory party
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I hate to admit it but if I were the guy in this photo I'd be asking my mom to move schools
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Heretic" but it's two Mamdani canvassers trapped in Ezra Klein's house
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Been sick for the last few days and have been processing it in an emotionally healthy way
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Still can't get over that Taylor Swift's fiance proposed to her while wearing shorts after she appeared on his podcast
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Looking for more images that capture the COVID-19 pandemic
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You should be able to FOIA the NSA to find your old Neopets password
October 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Zohran Mamdani is icing Cuomo so hard he's now just creating challenges for himself. He'll get on Instagram being like "Today I'm campaigning in dactylic hexameter"
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
At a certain point I started counting how many times the book called someone "Daddy" and it's like 13 times
I was obsessed with the new-ish translation of Beowulf by Maria Dahvana Headley because it actually captured the spirit and feel and fucking fun of the original poem better than a lot of stricter texts. It’s not trying to be the ultimate translation, just good as hell.
Beowulf: A New Translation
Beowulf: A New Translation [Headley, Maria Dahvana] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Beowulf: A New Translation
www.amazon.com
October 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The office bathroom speakers are playing The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
October 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse
Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon
October 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Already planning how I'm gonna leverage Taylor Swift's "Elizabeth Taylor" to tell coworkers about Elizabeth Taylor's unconsummated May-December relationship with Colin Farrell
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM