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Big Balls going full Uncut Gems in the White House as he tries to convince someone to put some boots on the ground before the bill comes due
Polymarket disputes capture of Maduro amounted to invasion ft.trib.al/qIkh84u
Polymarket disputes capture of Maduro amounted to invasion
More than $10.5mn has been wagered on contracts seeking to predict when the US will ‘invade’ Venezuela
ft.trib.al
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Big Balls going full Uncut Gems in the White House as he tries to convince someone to put some boots on the ground before the bill comes due
My dream job is being the person who uploads videos that read "PHYSICS IS COOL" over an anchor chain snapping and hitting a deep sea oil rig guy in the nads
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My dream job is being the person who uploads videos that read "PHYSICS IS COOL" over an anchor chain snapping and hitting a deep sea oil rig guy in the nads
If you were a 60s rocker, "Linda Lou" was the sexiest name you could think of. You'd spend your whole life wishing to moan "Linda Lou" in a sexual situation
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If you were a 60s rocker, "Linda Lou" was the sexiest name you could think of. You'd spend your whole life wishing to moan "Linda Lou" in a sexual situation
Coworker: Are you watching the new Fallout season?
Me, visibly sweating: I'm still catching up
Me, visibly sweating: I'm still catching up
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Coworker: Are you watching the new Fallout season?
Me, visibly sweating: I'm still catching up
Me, visibly sweating: I'm still catching up
He waited till Zohran was mayor to bring Maduro to a New York courthouse because he was afraid Adams would accidentally deport him back
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
He waited till Zohran was mayor to bring Maduro to a New York courthouse because he was afraid Adams would accidentally deport him back
Folks we all hope for the good thing but if China kidnapped Trump in the middle of the night, you'd react with anger, fear, and defense of our national sovereignty too
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Folks we all hope for the good thing but if China kidnapped Trump in the middle of the night, you'd react with anger, fear, and defense of our national sovereignty too
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
Mr. Blue Sky is both a phenomenal song and the meanest thing you can call someone in 2025
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Mr. Blue Sky is both a phenomenal song and the meanest thing you can call someone in 2025
Someone should resurrect Morgan Spurlock and make him eat a Big Mac, a Quarter Pounder, a Filet of Fish, a Large Fries, and 325mg of aspirin every day for a month to prove some sort of point
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Someone should resurrect Morgan Spurlock and make him eat a Big Mac, a Quarter Pounder, a Filet of Fish, a Large Fries, and 325mg of aspirin every day for a month to prove some sort of point
2026 Predictions
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 AM
2026 Predictions
For Boomers and Gen X the move has always been to date someone to the right of you so that you can still feel leftist by comparison when tacking conservative
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
For Boomers and Gen X the move has always been to date someone to the right of you so that you can still feel leftist by comparison when tacking conservative
If you start Silksong at 8:12PM you can beat act III the moment it turns midnight!
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you start Silksong at 8:12PM you can beat act III the moment it turns midnight!
What have the AI overlords chosen for your flavor of slop? My Instagram feed is one fifth mournful piano music, like the kind you hear in the first fifteen seconds of a pharmaceutical commercial, played over clips from My Cousin Vinny.
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What have the AI overlords chosen for your flavor of slop? My Instagram feed is one fifth mournful piano music, like the kind you hear in the first fifteen seconds of a pharmaceutical commercial, played over clips from My Cousin Vinny.
It's hard not to ascribe agency to linear algebra when it's so good at emulating human malicious compliance
This year, Grok was reprogrammed to say Elon Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's hard not to ascribe agency to linear algebra when it's so good at emulating human malicious compliance
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse
Easy mistake to make. Champagne Supernova is better with poultry and butter-based sauces, and Red Wine Supernova works best with a rich fatty beef or pork.
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Easy mistake to make. Champagne Supernova is better with poultry and butter-based sauces, and Red Wine Supernova works best with a rich fatty beef or pork.
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I asked my speaker to play Champagne Supernova when I meant Red Wine Supernova
December 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I asked my speaker to play Champagne Supernova when I meant Red Wine Supernova
You simply can't see Bolsonaro's medical history and continue to believe witches aren't real
Brazil's former President Bolsonaro has surgery to treat hiccups, wife says reut.rs/3L4JYFO
Brazil's former President Bolsonaro has surgery to treat hiccups, wife says
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro underwent "a phrenic nerve block procedure" on Saturday to treat his persistent hiccups, wife Michelle Bolsonaro said on social media.
reut.rs
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You simply can't see Bolsonaro's medical history and continue to believe witches aren't real
You're only a real New Yorker if you fed someone else's cat today
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You're only a real New Yorker if you fed someone else's cat today
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026!
- A homebrew that
- Grows wildly out of control
- Becomes a multimedia collaboration between
- Five obsessive friends who
- Swap off GMship repeatedly and
- Become so immersed that
- At least two of us
- Lose our jobs
- Also a Paranoia one-shot
- A homebrew that
- Grows wildly out of control
- Becomes a multimedia collaboration between
- Five obsessive friends who
- Swap off GMship repeatedly and
- Become so immersed that
- At least two of us
- Lose our jobs
- Also a Paranoia one-shot
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026!
- The Between
- Our Queen Crumbles
- Solemn Vale
- Deathmatch Island
- Mythic Bastionland
- DIE
- Flabbergasted
- Public Access
- Inevitable
- Perils & Princesses
Slightly cheating, as at least 2 of these are definitely happening.
- The Between
- Our Queen Crumbles
- Solemn Vale
- Deathmatch Island
- Mythic Bastionland
- DIE
- Flabbergasted
- Public Access
- Inevitable
- Perils & Princesses
Slightly cheating, as at least 2 of these are definitely happening.
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026!
• Curseborne
• The Between
• Doomsong
• Death game
• Fabula ultima
• Liminal horror
• Wildsea
• Ultraviolet Grasslands
• Cold city/hot war
• Witching winds
Special shoutout to the dee sanction, ex tenebris, rosewood abbey, mir, mausritter & troika
• Curseborne
• The Between
• Doomsong
• Death game
• Fabula ultima
• Liminal horror
• Wildsea
• Ultraviolet Grasslands
• Cold city/hot war
• Witching winds
Special shoutout to the dee sanction, ex tenebris, rosewood abbey, mir, mausritter & troika
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026!
- A homebrew that
- Grows wildly out of control
- Becomes a multimedia collaboration between
- Five obsessive friends who
- Swap off GMship repeatedly and
- Become so immersed that
- At least two of us
- Lose our jobs
- Also a Paranoia one-shot
- A homebrew that
- Grows wildly out of control
- Becomes a multimedia collaboration between
- Five obsessive friends who
- Swap off GMship repeatedly and
- Become so immersed that
- At least two of us
- Lose our jobs
- Also a Paranoia one-shot
This is an actual blurb from The Atlantic included in the Wikipedia article from All I Want For Christmas is You
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is an actual blurb from The Atlantic included in the Wikipedia article from All I Want For Christmas is You
Reposted by Bela Lugoatse
hell fucking yes one of the best in the history of "not actually that good" games. sure it's kind of a mess. it's also a mess where i can keep jump kicking mall cops into the wall 30 feet away as jada pinkett smith in a red leather jacket. like i can do just that for an hour
enter the matrix, wallpaper (2003) web.archive.org/web/20030402...
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
hell fucking yes one of the best in the history of "not actually that good" games. sure it's kind of a mess. it's also a mess where i can keep jump kicking mall cops into the wall 30 feet away as jada pinkett smith in a red leather jacket. like i can do just that for an hour
I do like the new thing where every alt right masculinity influencer decides they need to prove they're Hercules by climbing into the coliseum and getting beaten to death
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I do like the new thing where every alt right masculinity influencer decides they need to prove they're Hercules by climbing into the coliseum and getting beaten to death