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Olivia Nuzzi loved him. She loved the politician, even though she was a political reporter and he was then a presidential candidate she had written about. She loved his eyes, “blue as the flame.” She loved that “the sight of something as trivial as a rose” could move him to tears. She loved his insatiable appetites and his “particular complications and particular darkness.” But she said “I love you” only after he said it first. He called her “Livvy” and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby. He promised to take a bullet for her. Harley joker SHE WAS FEARLESS AND CRAZIER THAN HIM. SHE WAS HIS QUEEN, AND GOD HELP ANYONE WHO DARED TO DISRESPECT HIS QUEEN.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I hate to admit it but if I were the guy in this photo I'd be asking my mom to move schools
NYT: He Asked the White House A Question. 'Your Mom' was the Reply
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Been sick for the last few days and have been processing it in an emotionally healthy way
Letterboxd last three days: The Fly, Cats, Possessor, Suspiria, 28 Years Later, Gangs of New York, Fortress, Videodrome
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Looking for more images that capture the COVID-19 pandemic
King's Cup in Tabletop Simulator
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The poem survives in a single copy in the manuscript known as the Nowell Codex. It has no title in the original manuscript, but has become known by the name of the story's protagonist.[3] In 1731, the manuscript was damaged by a fire that swept through Ashburnham House in London, which was housing Sir Robert Cotton's collection of medieval manuscripts. It survived, but the margins were charred, and some readings were lost.
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Folks there has never been a funnier time to have a website filled with miscellaneous bullshit
www.scavhunt.net/past-years
Oil painting of Goofy at Crucifixion made for scavenger hunt
September 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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UPDATE THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED
Two law enforcement sources told CNN that agents quickly ran an initial search on one of the markings, including a series of arrows, which analysts initially interpreted to be a connection to the transgender community.
September 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The Etsy witch Jezebel hired
Gladys from Weapons
September 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Hell yeah this pen explains what pens do
Pen that says "write it down" "mark it up"
August 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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CURTIS SLIWA SAYS THEATER INCIDENT MISCONSTRUED, CALLS PUBLIC MASTURBATION CULTURALLY POLISH
“I can see how this looks strange,” Brill said. “But I assure you that Winnie’s intent was purely innocent. In the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of friendship and gratitude. Winnie is apologetic and embarrassed by any negative impression or confusion this may have caused.”
August 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Artist of the summer for sure
Catbreath? - a band with 20.9k monthly listeners. Top songs: my liked songs my liked music discover weekly don't play this artist shuffle my liked songs npr radio my release radar 2000's emo my discover weekly
August 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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when my Long Island relatives call me to check if I was the person shot in New York City on the news today
“The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.” ― J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come
July 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Every Trump post from the last week
"This Epstein angle was the shit I expected" -Drake
July 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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My coworkers were complaining that the only ads they're being served are our ads directed at non-users and then I opened up my phone and got this
"Bought Whippets on Amazon?" Class action sign up
July 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Turns out "A Place of Greater Safety" actually explains this in pretty good detail: there's a lot more, logistically, to guillotining than just the head coming off!
The executioner. His overheads have gone up shockingly since the Terror began. He has seven men to pay out of his own wages, and soon he will be hiring up to a dozen carts a day. Before, he managed with two assistants and one cart. The kind of money he can offer doesn’t attract people to the work. He has to pay for his own cord for binding the clients, and for the big wicker baskets to take the corpses away afterwards. At first they’d thought the guillotine would be a sweet, clean business, but when you have twenty, perhaps thirty heads to take off in a day, there are problems of scale. Do the powers-that-be understand just how much blood comes out of even one decapitated person? The blood ruins everything, rots things away, especially his clothes. People down there don’t realize, but he sometimes gets splashed right up to his knees.It’s heavy work. If you get someone who’s tried to do away with himself beforehand, he can be in a mess, maybe collapsed through poison or loss of blood, and you can strain your back trying to drag him into position under the blade. Recently Citizen Fouquier insisted they guillotine a corpse, which everybody thought was a lot of unnecessary work. Again, take someone who’s crippled or deformed; they can’t be tied to the plank without a lot of sweat and heaving, and then the crowds (who can’t see much anyway) get bored and start hissing and catcalling. Meanwhile a queue builds up, and the people at the end of the queue get awkward and start screaming or passing out. If all the clients were young, male, stoical and fit, he’d have fewer problems, but it’s surprising how few of them fall into all those categories. The citizens who live nearby complain that he doesn’t put down enough sawdust to soak up the blood, and the smell becomes offensive. The machine itself is quiet, efficient, reliable; but of course he has to pay the man who sharpens the knife.He’s trying to make the operation as efficient as he can, get the speed up...
July 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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My heart swells with pride
Screenshot showing that the bookmark that caused AO3's integer overflow issue was a forced breeding 1 Direction fanfiction called the Breeding Cage
July 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Arrested development: Lindsay: Well did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us
June 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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RIP GRISTEDES
Gristedes Eggs $16.39
June 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Ever since we've had a baby Spotify has been shoehorning hour long recordings of hair dryers into my Daily Mixes
Daily Mix 5 Nala Sinepnro Doechii Hair Dryer Sound 6 Janelle Monae etc.
June 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Getting real mad imagining a dad reading Good Night Moon and gender-swapping the quiet old lady whispering hush
And a quiet old lady who was whispering "hush"
June 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Working on a new fact
June 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
Katie Honan: Imagine you’re caught in a rip tide, and then a drone flies over your head. Suddenly out of the speaker you hear the opening bars of “Empire State of Mind,” then the voice of Mayor Eric Adams: “Stay focused, no distractions, grind, and swim parallel to the shore.”
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The Upper West Side discourse on pitbulls is now guiding people to fist pitbulls on sight
Since people are wondering what to do in case of pitbull attack. These tips might help I notice people seem interested in protecting yourself from pitbull attack. I’m just someone that’s been following pitbull attacks for awhile. The following is what I’ve observed. The sad thing is that I see too many people putting themselves in dangerous situation. So I hope the following would help. There are 3 main ways to stop the attack (non lethal) 1. ⁠a bite stick. But not many people carry this. And even if you get the dog jaw to open. Often the dog is not leashed and it will just go after the small dog or you. 2. ⁠choke hold. This really works if you have incredible strength, and if the dog has a collar. This will also tight some time since they have muscular neck 3. ⁠insert a stick up their anus. This seems to work pretty well. If you can’t find stick, wet your finger and insert. I know it’s gross but it will save a life. Things that don’t work (pls don’t do this)) 1. ⁠pepper spray( I might work to defer an attack from starting, but once a pitbull starts attacking, pepper stpray won’t work 2. ⁠lifting rear legs (this advise floats around a lot. Might work on other dogs, but not pitbull 3. ⁠beat pitbull, usually people with things like sticks (will not work. In fact might make them bite harder since it’s a dog fighting trait) 4. ⁠pouring water (need I say more?) or any substance on them To be honest. The best way to avoid a pitbull attack? Not let pitbull near your small dog. Remember they are not normal dogs. They are bred for dog fighting. A successful fight dog attack without barking or any warning. Which is why most pitbull attack came out of nowhere. Also don’t confuse tail wagging as being happy. A pitbull running towards you and your dog with tail wagging doesn’t mean it wants to play. Be careful
May 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Is this the professor's real name or a nickname Pope Francis gave him
Dr. Massimo Faggioli on CNN
May 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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If anyone's curious what's going on in Upper West Side politics, they are trying to go full "avenge Laken Riley" about an injured chihuahua
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM