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peaceful entity found (real)
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i had a lot of fun helping to make this real! "Please Enjoy"
that is a man who's just found out that his crazy dame has flown the coop with 10,000 in bearer bonds on a steamer ship to cuba with local tough and speakeasy bouncer tony "sweet baby" blundetto
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
ontologically luigi
In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the Floating High Jump badge is called "Luigi" internally. This means the playable Luigi has to have a different name - "PlayerLuigi". Whenever Luigi wears the badge, it is actually PlayerLuigi wearing Luigi.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Farewell sweet Prince
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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CONFIRMED: Georgia Democrats have won their first statewide elections for non-federal offices since *2006.*

The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
they just announced this on the election desk
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
holy shit what
My latest for @nytimes.com! For 40 years, paleontologists have grappled over whether a small tyrannosaur — named Nanotyrannus — was its own animal, or simply a teenage T.rex. The debate has been ... contentious. Which is why it's so fun to finally be able to say this:

Folks? Nanotyrannus is real.
The Case of the Tiny Tyrannosaurus Might Have Been Cracked
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Halo Fest Announce Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yhg...

Seattle:
Dec 11 - Concert
Dec 12-13 - Convention

"25 years. One universe. Infinite memories. Join us December 2026 for Halo Fest, the ultimate celebration of Halo and community.

Tickets go on sale December 2025"
October 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
343 GUILTY SPARK: You're absolutely right — last time you asked me, if it was my choice, if I would do it. I was incorrect to say you hadn't. Let's go over why we should activate the installation:

1) The Flood is more than dangerous; it's deadly.
Halo insider: Halo Studios has generative AI "woven into every aspect" of game dev, from core workflows to world building and enemy AI
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
October 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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The people of the Illinois Confederation upon encountering Marquette and Joliet's expedition:
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Snake, 12 hours ago rogue immigration agents, aided by mercenaries, seized control of "Mountain Home." They have hostages, including the head of a major social media network and a Qatari prince. They demand $50 billion and the remains of Hulk Hogan, or they threaten to launch a nuclear attack.
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
ME: yoda, i'm trying to play monkey island and it says my soundcard has an 'irq conflict.' what does that mean?

YODA: rest i need. yes, rest
lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
do not let pikmin near a baby. that's how you end up with a jurassic park intro chapter situation
Close to You (Nintendo) updated video posted on Nintendo Today with Pikmin www.vooks.net/nintendos-se...
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.
October 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
October 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM