Jason O. Gilbert
@gilbertjasono.bsky.social
“comedy” writer for “television”
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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Oh man how could I forget this one
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh man how could I forget this one
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
My primary memory of Dan Bongino’s tenure as Assistant FBI director will always be how I would occasionally stop what I was doing and suddenly remember that Dan Bongino was the Assistant FBI Director
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My primary memory of Dan Bongino’s tenure as Assistant FBI director will always be how I would occasionally stop what I was doing and suddenly remember that Dan Bongino was the Assistant FBI Director
"Possible 2028 Contender"...for what?
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Possible 2028 Contender"...for what?
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COSTANZA (agitated): She had a VERY strong floor
JERRY: And no ceiling?
COSTANZA (making a rapid hand motion): No ceiling!
JERRY: And no ceiling?
COSTANZA (making a rapid hand motion): No ceiling!
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
COSTANZA (agitated): She had a VERY strong floor
JERRY: And no ceiling?
COSTANZA (making a rapid hand motion): No ceiling!
JERRY: And no ceiling?
COSTANZA (making a rapid hand motion): No ceiling!
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All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
Win or lose, it's great to watch an important MLB playoff game where you can't see Marlins Man
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Win or lose, it's great to watch an important MLB playoff game where you can't see Marlins Man
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Stunned by the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. His review of the Entourage movie is one of the great pieces of Internet writing. And I always loved his loving, haunting photos of small California towns. RIP.
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Stunned by the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. His review of the Entourage movie is one of the great pieces of Internet writing. And I always loved his loving, haunting photos of small California towns. RIP.
Googling “what do Jews wear” and buying the first result
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Googling “what do Jews wear” and buying the first result
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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Alan Dershowitz building a perfect replica of the Pierogi stand in an airplane hangar and rehearsing, in minute detail, the lines he will speak to obtain one
August 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Alan Dershowitz building a perfect replica of the Pierogi stand in an airplane hangar and rehearsing, in minute detail, the lines he will speak to obtain one
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I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
August 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
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Men will literally release the MLK files instead of releasing the Epstein files
July 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Men will literally release the MLK files instead of releasing the Epstein files