Jason O. Gilbert
@gilbertjasono.bsky.social
“comedy” writer for “television”
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
Win or lose, it's great to watch an important MLB playoff game where you can't see Marlins Man
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Win or lose, it's great to watch an important MLB playoff game where you can't see Marlins Man
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Stunned by the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. His review of the Entourage movie is one of the great pieces of Internet writing. And I always loved his loving, haunting photos of small California towns. RIP.
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Stunned by the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. His review of the Entourage movie is one of the great pieces of Internet writing. And I always loved his loving, haunting photos of small California towns. RIP.
Googling “what do Jews wear” and buying the first result
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Googling “what do Jews wear” and buying the first result
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Alan Dershowitz building a perfect replica of the Pierogi stand in an airplane hangar and rehearsing, in minute detail, the lines he will speak to obtain one
August 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Alan Dershowitz building a perfect replica of the Pierogi stand in an airplane hangar and rehearsing, in minute detail, the lines he will speak to obtain one
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I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
August 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
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Men will literally release the MLK files instead of releasing the Epstein files
July 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Men will literally release the MLK files instead of releasing the Epstein files
They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
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I am going to get a full professorship at this center. I'm going to show Veggie Tales videos to a bunch of 19-year-olds who brought briefcases to class and ostentatiously cry for much of the running time. My salary will be paid by a grant from the Vlad Dracul Youth Education Initiative.
Exclusive: Harvard leaders have discussed creating a center for conservative scholarship as the school fights the Trump administration’s accusations that it is too liberal.
Harvard Explores New Center for Conservative Scholarship Amid Trump Attacks
The Ivy League school has discussed an effort to ‘support viewpoint diversity’ with potential donors. Harvard says the initiative ‘will not be partisan.’
on.wsj.com
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I am going to get a full professorship at this center. I'm going to show Veggie Tales videos to a bunch of 19-year-olds who brought briefcases to class and ostentatiously cry for much of the running time. My salary will be paid by a grant from the Vlad Dracul Youth Education Initiative.
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Looking for an anti-Prime Day book? Consider my good friend @eleshepp.bsky.social's forthcoming debut! She's a great writer and she got a really cool cover!
The Eternal Forest: A Memoir of the Cuban Diaspora
A Memoir of the Cuban Diaspora
bookshop.org
July 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Looking for an anti-Prime Day book? Consider my good friend @eleshepp.bsky.social's forthcoming debut! She's a great writer and she got a really cool cover!
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Yes, I’m still posting on Hitler’s website. I have way more followers over there.
July 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yes, I’m still posting on Hitler’s website. I have way more followers over there.
Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
July 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
NYT reporter meeting in a parking garage with an anonymous source dressed head to toe in Nazi regalia
July 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
NYT reporter meeting in a parking garage with an anonymous source dressed head to toe in Nazi regalia
Damn, he looks awful
July 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Damn, he looks awful
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did a rotisserie chicken write this
July 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
did a rotisserie chicken write this
He should start calling himself Mr. Steal Your Table
The bar is high, but I think this is the dumbest anti-Zohran argument I've read so far www.nationalreview.com/2025/06/is-z...
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
He should start calling himself Mr. Steal Your Table
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i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game
June 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game
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And the Being Normal olympics begin.
June 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
And the Being Normal olympics begin.