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AJ Gulyas
@firkon.bsky.social
Teacher, writer; writing and archived podcasts at saucerlife.com
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He’s on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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He should have really silly punctuation imposed on him instead, as a mark of shame.

Andrew Mountbatten≠Windsor.
Andrew Mountbatten@Windsor.
Andrew #Mountbatten#Windsor.
Andrew "Mountbatten" "Windsor".
Andrew Mountbatten[...]Windsor.
Andrew Mountbatten ;-) Windsor.
Andrew Mountbatten🍆Windsor.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s name to be hyphenated, as decreed by late queen
Palace announcement of ex-prince’s new name missed out hyphen used by other descendants of Elizabeth II
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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🚨📢 Set your alarms for Fri, 11/14, 7pm EST!

Adam Gorightly @agorightly.bsky.social & director/producer Christopher Graybill join Erica Lukes @ericalukes.bsky.social & Jack Brewer @jackbrewer.bsky.social to discuss "Saucers, Spooks and Kooks" @sskmovie.bsky.social.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYt1...
Adam Gorightly and Christopher Graybill | Saucers, Spooks and Kooks
YouTube video by UFO Classified with Erica Lukes
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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JUDI DENCH. The Russians used to send their best…

IDRIS ELBA. Funny business…

JD. 45 years ago they killed our people with umbrellas, now they forget you’re Black.

IE. Poor bastard. Who was he?

JD. Chap called Smiley. Cuckold.

IE. Not smiling now, is he?

*cue theme music*
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Only this one's about the Icelandic parliament.
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'

"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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My school banned Magic: the Gathering two weeks after we started playing in the cafeteria at lunch, but the Suicide Encouragement App is still available on every device worldwide.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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why would you talk to the robot like this where everyone can see it
if i ever reach this point then just put me down
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery

absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Polls mean nothing. Ballots do.

Vote. Vote. Vote.
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Mamdani is written up nationally as this guy who parachuted in with a platform written by Sanders HQ. If that were true he wouldn't be winning like this. He's only doing what good politicians do - going into the street and asking, "What can I do?" Then he tries to balance those interests.
id love to see a zohran mamdani type in kansas, walking around a farm, nodding his head while he talks about how he or she is gonna make life better for ma and pa while taking on the agri-business fatcats.
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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If the only way your paper can stay relevant is your word game, you have problems.
Noone gives a shit about your Wordle score. The pandemic was 5 years ago.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Academia.edu wants permanent rights to your likeness, signature, voice, name, etc. to be used in any setting. My answer was "absolutely not." Log in, click on "privacy policy" when prompted to accept the new terms (don't accept!" then find "account settings" @ dropdown, scroll down to delete.
September 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Whackadoodle World.
EPA head, who doesn't believe in climate change, is starting an investigation into...
Chemtrails.
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Ohtani’s whole vibe is a little boy who wished to be a grownup and the best ballpayer ever and it came true.
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I don’t want a robot servant because I don’t want an autonomous machine that can be tele-operated by a guy in Cambodia making $0.80/hr with security protocols vibe coded by a 27 year old on ketamine IN THE HOUSE WHERE I LIVE
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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so Nermal coded
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Relatable content!
I over seasoned the chicken. Tried to compensate by adding lots of salt to everything else. The paramedics tell me that was a bad idea.
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM