John E.L. Tenney
@johneltenney.bsky.social
Investigator of modern monsters, occult oddness, UFOs & ghosts. Co-Host of What's Up Weirdo? Podcast.
https://linktr.ee/johneltenney
https://linktr.ee/johneltenney
Oops, forward-facing camera.
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Oops, forward-facing camera.
It is always an honor to see my artwork hanging in someone's bathroom.
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It is always an honor to see my artwork hanging in someone's bathroom.
Available now, my first vinyl record release in over 30 years!
Spooky poems and silly scary songs! Limited edition 7" green vinyl, 500 copies signed and numbered!
Not available digitally! No AI! Perfect for weirdos of all ages!
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Spooky poems and silly scary songs! Limited edition 7" green vinyl, 500 copies signed and numbered!
Not available digitally! No AI! Perfect for weirdos of all ages!
johneltenney.myshopify.com/products/a-v...
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Available now, my first vinyl record release in over 30 years!
Spooky poems and silly scary songs! Limited edition 7" green vinyl, 500 copies signed and numbered!
Not available digitally! No AI! Perfect for weirdos of all ages!
johneltenney.myshopify.com/products/a-v...
Spooky poems and silly scary songs! Limited edition 7" green vinyl, 500 copies signed and numbered!
Not available digitally! No AI! Perfect for weirdos of all ages!
johneltenney.myshopify.com/products/a-v...
Come on and watch the nonsense!
We will be on the front page of twitch for a spooky holiday special with none other than paranormal personality @johneltenney.bsky.social !! We'll be making some haunted gingerDEAD houses and sharing spooky holiday ghost stories and eerie winter folklore! Dec 14, 12-1PM PT.
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Come on and watch the nonsense!
The holiday season always makes me think about the people I dated during past holidays because I know I'm in the background of many family photos and all these years later I imagine someone must be asking "Who is that guy and why was he here?"
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The holiday season always makes me think about the people I dated during past holidays because I know I'm in the background of many family photos and all these years later I imagine someone must be asking "Who is that guy and why was he here?"
Your grandparents and ancestors reveal themselves through my late night cigarettes.
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Your grandparents and ancestors reveal themselves through my late night cigarettes.
What an intensely fucked up world we live in where we know the names of the worst human beings while many of the best vanish into anonymity.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What an intensely fucked up world we live in where we know the names of the worst human beings while many of the best vanish into anonymity.
Reposted by John E.L. Tenney
We will be on the front page of twitch for a spooky holiday special with none other than paranormal personality @johneltenney.bsky.social !! We'll be making some haunted gingerDEAD houses and sharing spooky holiday ghost stories and eerie winter folklore! Dec 14, 12-1PM PT.
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We will be on the front page of twitch for a spooky holiday special with none other than paranormal personality @johneltenney.bsky.social !! We'll be making some haunted gingerDEAD houses and sharing spooky holiday ghost stories and eerie winter folklore! Dec 14, 12-1PM PT.
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
Went to a comic book convention this weekend and, as per usual the last 10 years, the thing that I saw the least amount of was comic books.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Went to a comic book convention this weekend and, as per usual the last 10 years, the thing that I saw the least amount of was comic books.
It's almost Turkey Ghost time. Test pressings are here!
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's almost Turkey Ghost time. Test pressings are here!
If you live in Michigan and vote, these Werewolf/Dogman "I voted" stickers are still available!
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you live in Michigan and vote, these Werewolf/Dogman "I voted" stickers are still available!
If 1% of the people who die each day became a ghost, that would mean that each day, the earth would gain about 1700 new ghosts... or about 620,000 a year.
#ghostmath #surrounded #ghosts
#ghostmath #surrounded #ghosts
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If 1% of the people who die each day became a ghost, that would mean that each day, the earth would gain about 1700 new ghosts... or about 620,000 a year.
#ghostmath #surrounded #ghosts
#ghostmath #surrounded #ghosts
I'm creating a new sub-genre of paranormal/high strangeness research.
#Cryptofoodology ...also known as #Mystereats
#Cryptofoodology ...also known as #Mystereats
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm creating a new sub-genre of paranormal/high strangeness research.
#Cryptofoodology ...also known as #Mystereats
#Cryptofoodology ...also known as #Mystereats
Whackadoodle World.
EPA head, who doesn't believe in climate change, is starting an investigation into...
Chemtrails.
EPA head, who doesn't believe in climate change, is starting an investigation into...
Chemtrails.
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Whackadoodle World.
EPA head, who doesn't believe in climate change, is starting an investigation into...
Chemtrails.
EPA head, who doesn't believe in climate change, is starting an investigation into...
Chemtrails.
Controversial opinion.
These guys are Paranormal ICE.
These guys are Paranormal ICE.
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Controversial opinion.
These guys are Paranormal ICE.
These guys are Paranormal ICE.
This sign broke what was left of my unbroken brain
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This sign broke what was left of my unbroken brain
Best email I've gotten in years...YEARS.
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Best email I've gotten in years...YEARS.
If you would have gone to the What's Up Weirdo event you would have seen an actual 100% non-biologic non-human alien.
Photo by @whwoolhat.bsky.social
Photo by @whwoolhat.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
If you would have gone to the What's Up Weirdo event you would have seen an actual 100% non-biologic non-human alien.
Photo by @whwoolhat.bsky.social
Photo by @whwoolhat.bsky.social
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Spoiler-free review of new Jordan Peele produced football horror film #HIMmovie, Tenney's event with Ghost Stalkers costar @chadlindberg.bsky.social, Plus our upcoming live event with Langly from The X-Files, & more! Listen here: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available!
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September 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available!
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I can only believe that this is the last existing shirt from my Japanese toy store in 1995.
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can only believe that this is the last existing shirt from my Japanese toy store in 1995.
For weirdos who want to continue to be weird! weirdlectures.ticketspice.com/hauntedufopa...
September 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For weirdos who want to continue to be weird! weirdlectures.ticketspice.com/hauntedufopa...
Don't tell this bigheaded happy weirdo what is in his future.
August 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Don't tell this bigheaded happy weirdo what is in his future.
One of the really great things about being born in the 70s is that I had a solid 20+ years without ever having to hear or think about Donald Trump.
August 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
One of the really great things about being born in the 70s is that I had a solid 20+ years without ever having to hear or think about Donald Trump.
Age
1 - 5: "Why is everything a dollar?"
6 - 12: "Why is everything five dollars?"
13 - 18: "Why is everything twenty dollars?"
19 - 25: "Why is everything a hundred dollars?"
26 - 30: "Why is everything a thousand dollars?"
31 and up: "fuck."
1 - 5: "Why is everything a dollar?"
6 - 12: "Why is everything five dollars?"
13 - 18: "Why is everything twenty dollars?"
19 - 25: "Why is everything a hundred dollars?"
26 - 30: "Why is everything a thousand dollars?"
31 and up: "fuck."
August 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Age
1 - 5: "Why is everything a dollar?"
6 - 12: "Why is everything five dollars?"
13 - 18: "Why is everything twenty dollars?"
19 - 25: "Why is everything a hundred dollars?"
26 - 30: "Why is everything a thousand dollars?"
31 and up: "fuck."
1 - 5: "Why is everything a dollar?"
6 - 12: "Why is everything five dollars?"
13 - 18: "Why is everything twenty dollars?"
19 - 25: "Why is everything a hundred dollars?"
26 - 30: "Why is everything a thousand dollars?"
31 and up: "fuck."