PhantoMantis
@phantomantis.bsky.social
I'm Kevin, I always wanted a My Pet Monster (except for real). My favorite color is Glow in the Dark. Stuck between 1982 and 1992. Let's do the time warp again.
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PhantoMantis
@phantomantis.bsky.social
· Jun 25
Aliens are not Cryptids, but Cryptids can be Aliens.
We need a new Harold and Kumar movie. The world needs laughter.
December 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We need a new Harold and Kumar movie. The world needs laughter.
If only there was a way to make money on acorns, my yard is full of them.
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If only there was a way to make money on acorns, my yard is full of them.
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#RobocopToyNews New RoboCop, Toxic Emil, and Anne Lewis Previews by JFS Toys
New RoboCop, Toxic Emil, and Anne Lewis Previews by JFS Toys
JFS Toys, who earlier this year opened up pre-orders for the RoboCop – The Villains of Old Detroit 1/10 Scale Figures, has posted preview photos of upcoming figures in their RoboCop line. RoboCop himself is joining the line, with what ...
The post New RoboCop, Toxic Emil, and Anne Lewis Previews by JFS Toys appeared first on The Toyark - News.
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December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#RobocopToyNews New RoboCop, Toxic Emil, and Anne Lewis Previews by JFS Toys
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It's Folgers Incest Commercial day!
youtube.com/watch?v=g5Wl...
youtube.com/watch?v=g5Wl...
The Infamous Folgers "Coming Home" Commercial (2009)
YouTube video by Bring Back Dialup
youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's Folgers Incest Commercial day!
youtube.com/watch?v=g5Wl...
youtube.com/watch?v=g5Wl...
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Merry Christmas 🎄
Christmas with the Arbuckles
YouTube video by Chicken Dynasty
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals
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Last four watched.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Last four watched.
The Asylum made this.
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Asylum made this.
Me after eating the radioactive shrimp
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me after eating the radioactive shrimp
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
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Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
I just received an email from AARP asking me to join. I'm not 50 yet, I swear.
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I just received an email from AARP asking me to join. I'm not 50 yet, I swear.
Playmates won't survive this.
a man in a tuxedo drinking from a bottle that says ' coca cola ' on it
ALT: a man in a tuxedo drinking from a bottle that says ' coca cola ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Playmates won't survive this.
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BETTER OFF DEAD... (1985)
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
BETTER OFF DEAD... (1985)
RIP to a 40 year partnership.
Playmates and Viacom will not be renewing their licensing agreement for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Their partnership will end on December 31st, 2026 - bit.ly/4axAYDu
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
RIP to a 40 year partnership.
Olive, The Other Reindeer
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Olive, The Other Reindeer
Gonna help Francis with his Megalopolis debt.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Gonna help Francis with his Megalopolis debt.
He's holding Cain's brain!
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
He's holding Cain's brain!
They should bring back Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp except maybe it could be animated instead of using a real chimp.
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
They should bring back Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp except maybe it could be animated instead of using a real chimp.
Sometimes I feel like I live in a completely different universe from the rest of humanity.
December 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sometimes I feel like I live in a completely different universe from the rest of humanity.
It's crazy that this was intended to be just a toy commercial and it ended up being one of the best animated movies ever made.
The Transformers: The Movie 35th Anniversary Edition (4K UHD + Blu-ray) is down to $16.49 on Amazon - buff.ly/7gAXnKA #ad
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
It's crazy that this was intended to be just a toy commercial and it ended up being one of the best animated movies ever made.
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I found this sheet of Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo Christmas wrapping paper from 1990 at my Dad’s house.
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I found this sheet of Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo Christmas wrapping paper from 1990 at my Dad’s house.
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New Purple Stuff Podcast! Join us as we circle our favorite toys from the 1987 Sears Wish Book! What a catalog! Listen here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/1987-sears-wish-book/
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
New Purple Stuff Podcast! Join us as we circle our favorite toys from the 1987 Sears Wish Book! What a catalog! Listen here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/1987-sears-wish-book/