CasperTheFriendlyBeagle
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Scared and afraid of the dog that my dog walker sent a photo of from today's walk.
How can a real life dog look like it's photoshopped 😭😭😭
How can a real life dog look like it's photoshopped 😭😭😭
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Late night confessions come with a time stamp and an expiration date.
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Late night confessions come with a time stamp and an expiration date.
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You can't choose your family, but you can choose to not be around your family.
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You can't choose your family, but you can choose to not be around your family.
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This is what happens when you verbalize what you're thinking.
December 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is what happens when you verbalize what you're thinking.
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fyi, best time to do crime is now since the next 5 days technically don't count
December 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
fyi, best time to do crime is now since the next 5 days technically don't count
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I do not “rise and grind.” I emerge and malfunction.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I do not “rise and grind.” I emerge and malfunction.
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"I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud."
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud."
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A coworker's new baby is named Floyd so I'm assuming they accidentally brought a bassett hound home from the hospital
September 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A coworker's new baby is named Floyd so I'm assuming they accidentally brought a bassett hound home from the hospital
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Sorry I can't make the festivities, the cat is using my arm as a buttrest
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sorry I can't make the festivities, the cat is using my arm as a buttrest
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bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
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I'm not into that boring vanilla safe mainstream shit like you, ok.
Sent from my iPhone
Sent from my iPhone
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm not into that boring vanilla safe mainstream shit like you, ok.
Sent from my iPhone
Sent from my iPhone
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If I tell you what I’m making for dinner, and you don’t get excited, then I’m no longer making dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If I tell you what I’m making for dinner, and you don’t get excited, then I’m no longer making dinner.
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- I love the sparkle in your eyes.
- It’s anxiety.
- It’s anxiety.
September 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
- I love the sparkle in your eyes.
- It’s anxiety.
- It’s anxiety.
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It's that weird time of the year when time is meaningless.
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's that weird time of the year when time is meaningless.
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glitching through life
December 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
glitching through life
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I started taking Christmas decorations down while maintaining eye contact during Christmas dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I started taking Christmas decorations down while maintaining eye contact during Christmas dinner.
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Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
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When will he ever shut the fuck up?
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When will he ever shut the fuck up?
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Went to a party last night and there were 5 dogs there and I have an idea for a new law that will actually be good
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Went to a party last night and there were 5 dogs there and I have an idea for a new law that will actually be good
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It’s hard not to go down rabbit holes when you know some of them lead to magical lands.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s hard not to go down rabbit holes when you know some of them lead to magical lands.
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We should track Santa all the time not just Christmas Eve
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We should track Santa all the time not just Christmas Eve
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Christmas Eve, the Ocean's 11 of parenting.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Christmas Eve, the Ocean's 11 of parenting.
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[Gently waking my Mom] Mariah Carey wants me for Christmas.
December 6, 2024 at 8:46 AM
[Gently waking my Mom] Mariah Carey wants me for Christmas.
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Let’s all lean into “that sounds like a 2026 problem”
3, 2, 1, and go…
3, 2, 1, and go…
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Let’s all lean into “that sounds like a 2026 problem”
3, 2, 1, and go…
3, 2, 1, and go…
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That's okay. We fixed it.
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That's okay. We fixed it.
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Request for people to stop using the names of the days of the week until after new years day please.
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Request for people to stop using the names of the days of the week until after new years day please.