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♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
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♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
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[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
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Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.
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All-timer wikipedia article
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
All-timer wikipedia article
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Tuesday motivation
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Tuesday motivation
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The hotel is almost completely booked this weekend, but the Bob Crane Suite is still available.
July 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The hotel is almost completely booked this weekend, but the Bob Crane Suite is still available.
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uhhh, i was hiking on a hill behind my house and i just found a set of golden plates each weighing about 30 pounds with the epstein files written on them in gods own handwriting?
July 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
uhhh, i was hiking on a hill behind my house and i just found a set of golden plates each weighing about 30 pounds with the epstein files written on them in gods own handwriting?
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I did a mock-up of Micah Parsons in a Packers uniform:
August 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I did a mock-up of Micah Parsons in a Packers uniform:
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Visiting DC with my wife and seven children and we saw a group of teenagers playing jacks in an aggressive manner in Meridian Hill Park. The national guard killed most of them, but now my children won't stop talking about "tensies."
August 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Visiting DC with my wife and seven children and we saw a group of teenagers playing jacks in an aggressive manner in Meridian Hill Park. The national guard killed most of them, but now my children won't stop talking about "tensies."
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1995: the future is gonna be amaaaaazing
2025: your password must contain at least one racial slur
2025: your password must contain at least one racial slur
August 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
1995: the future is gonna be amaaaaazing
2025: your password must contain at least one racial slur
2025: your password must contain at least one racial slur
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fantastic lede from sam, and the rest of it ain’t too shabby either
August 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
fantastic lede from sam, and the rest of it ain’t too shabby either
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This was like lancing a boil.
James Dobson, Godfather of Child Abuse, Finally Dies
The radical cleric leaves behind a legacy of sanctified torture, destroyed children and broken families.
www.forever-wars.com
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This was like lancing a boil.
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*most depressed I’ve ever been* Pepsi is fine.
August 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
*most depressed I’ve ever been* Pepsi is fine.
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As Rebecca completed the final incantation, the ground began to rumble. In an explosion of earth and grass, the giant form of a thing that both was and wasn’t Twilight Sparkle burst from the ground. Its eyes glowing crimson, its long teeth gleaming, it raised its head and roared.
August 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
As Rebecca completed the final incantation, the ground began to rumble. In an explosion of earth and grass, the giant form of a thing that both was and wasn’t Twilight Sparkle burst from the ground. Its eyes glowing crimson, its long teeth gleaming, it raised its head and roared.
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I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not.
November 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not.
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Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba just said "we're placing a 75% tariff on all silly gooses" and gently booped Donald Trump on the nose and nobody knows what to do
July 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba just said "we're placing a 75% tariff on all silly gooses" and gently booped Donald Trump on the nose and nobody knows what to do
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[Beat Bobby Flay]
BOBBY FLAY: So, what's your signature dish?
ME: *Batman voice* Hot dog mac n cheese.
BOBBY FLAY: So, what's your signature dish?
ME: *Batman voice* Hot dog mac n cheese.
January 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
[Beat Bobby Flay]
BOBBY FLAY: So, what's your signature dish?
ME: *Batman voice* Hot dog mac n cheese.
BOBBY FLAY: So, what's your signature dish?
ME: *Batman voice* Hot dog mac n cheese.
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i can, and have, talked at length about the importance of hotdogs, a peasant food, a street food, an extremely affordable yet delicious unifier, a defining american innovation. and if i want to celebrate the hotdog at our stupid birthday party when fascism is kicking our asses i'm gonna do THAT.
July 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i can, and have, talked at length about the importance of hotdogs, a peasant food, a street food, an extremely affordable yet delicious unifier, a defining american innovation. and if i want to celebrate the hotdog at our stupid birthday party when fascism is kicking our asses i'm gonna do THAT.
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you don’t understand, if i give up coffee you’ll die
May 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
you don’t understand, if i give up coffee you’ll die
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Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"
May 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
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DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.