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david lunch
@nicemustard.bsky.social
· Dec 10
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
the guy behind him is like "whoa whoa whoa, let's take this down a peg. been a rough day"
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
the guy behind him is like "whoa whoa whoa, let's take this down a peg. been a rough day"
i've seen "the master" at least half a dozen times but i somehow always forget that the last line of dialogue is "stick it back in it fell out". PTA is the greatest ever
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
i've seen "the master" at least half a dozen times but i somehow always forget that the last line of dialogue is "stick it back in it fell out". PTA is the greatest ever
back on my bullshit (watching PTA movies all day) watched "one battle" again, just started "inherent vice". trying to do the ones i've seen less, so next is "licorice pizza" or "phantom thread". probably close with "the master"
February 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
back on my bullshit (watching PTA movies all day) watched "one battle" again, just started "inherent vice". trying to do the ones i've seen less, so next is "licorice pizza" or "phantom thread". probably close with "the master"
i... spent like $500 on mine a couple months ago. but it does All of the things. it still hurt really really bad
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
i... spent like $500 on mine a couple months ago. but it does All of the things. it still hurt really really bad
this is the toughest thing to happen so far this year so it's a lot to process
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
this is the toughest thing to happen so far this year so it's a lot to process
andy how could you do this to me, when i am trying to mourn for wambsganss
February 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
andy how could you do this to me, when i am trying to mourn for wambsganss
fuck. how have they been here this whole time, and been called that
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 AM
fuck. how have they been here this whole time, and been called that
wambsganss thank you ma'am, did i make the deadline on that one
February 1, 2026 at 7:37 AM
wambsganss thank you ma'am, did i make the deadline on that one
i'm sorry nobody is named wambsganns. that looks like when you get a bunch of shitty tiles in scrabble and can't spell anything. or you're a star war bounty hunter that only got written in to be an action figure. not a real person
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 AM
i'm sorry nobody is named wambsganns. that looks like when you get a bunch of shitty tiles in scrabble and can't spell anything. or you're a star war bounty hunter that only got written in to be an action figure. not a real person
mars attacks (1996)
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 12:53 AM
mars attacks (1996)
hey this fucking sucks, do better
January 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM
hey this fucking sucks, do better
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Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
January 24, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
i got the bfi edition from like 2012 and i'm pretty sure it's still missing stuff but it's really something
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 AM
i got the bfi edition from like 2012 and i'm pretty sure it's still missing stuff but it's really something
just watched ken russell's "the devils" (1971) and i had to know more about its connection to space jam
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 AM
just watched ken russell's "the devils" (1971) and i had to know more about its connection to space jam
trump was taking a massive shit and the smell short circuited all of the plane's electronics, and then the trap door for dumping losers off air force one opened up, and he fell 30,000 feet into the ocean with all his diarrhea. experts call this a "dave matthews band"
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
trump was taking a massive shit and the smell short circuited all of the plane's electronics, and then the trap door for dumping losers off air force one opened up, and he fell 30,000 feet into the ocean with all his diarrhea. experts call this a "dave matthews band"
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
this probably isn't IT but goddamn it makes me feel so good anyway. just the solidarity in knowing this disgusting hate monster will some day eat shit and we will all just dance and tell jokes, not kidding, it's beautiful to dream about it. what a day it will be
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
this probably isn't IT but goddamn it makes me feel so good anyway. just the solidarity in knowing this disgusting hate monster will some day eat shit and we will all just dance and tell jokes, not kidding, it's beautiful to dream about it. what a day it will be
just blocked and reported the ICE bluesky account as a violent hate group and you can, too
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 AM
just blocked and reported the ICE bluesky account as a violent hate group and you can, too
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I keep tellin myself that dont exhibit leftist brain rot but the grocery store near me has child sized carts that have placards that say 'Customer in Training' and rather than say 'ah cute' i want to tear them from the hands of innocent children and throw them in the ravine behind the carpet factory
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I keep tellin myself that dont exhibit leftist brain rot but the grocery store near me has child sized carts that have placards that say 'Customer in Training' and rather than say 'ah cute' i want to tear them from the hands of innocent children and throw them in the ravine behind the carpet factory
aaahhh... i am watching it on tubi like a pleb
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
aaahhh... i am watching it on tubi like a pleb
i literally just started this too. maybe 15 minutes in
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i literally just started this too. maybe 15 minutes in
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
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This does a good job articulating something I’ve been struggling to. Feels like so much contemporary media is now in the Zapruder Extended Universe.
made the mistake of looking at the hellbook website and despite all the "advances" we've made in technology, everything is apparently like a million different zapruder films. what an awful and embarrassing time to be alive
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This does a good job articulating something I’ve been struggling to. Feels like so much contemporary media is now in the Zapruder Extended Universe.