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david lunch
@nicemustard.bsky.social
· Dec 10
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
back on my bullshit (watching PTA movies all day) watched "one battle" again, just started "inherent vice". trying to do the ones i've seen less, so next is "licorice pizza" or "phantom thread". probably close with "the master"
February 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
back on my bullshit (watching PTA movies all day) watched "one battle" again, just started "inherent vice". trying to do the ones i've seen less, so next is "licorice pizza" or "phantom thread". probably close with "the master"
i'm sorry nobody is named wambsganns. that looks like when you get a bunch of shitty tiles in scrabble and can't spell anything. or you're a star war bounty hunter that only got written in to be an action figure. not a real person
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 AM
i'm sorry nobody is named wambsganns. that looks like when you get a bunch of shitty tiles in scrabble and can't spell anything. or you're a star war bounty hunter that only got written in to be an action figure. not a real person
mars attacks (1996)
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 12:53 AM
mars attacks (1996)
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Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
January 24, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
just watched ken russell's "the devils" (1971) and i had to know more about its connection to space jam
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 AM
just watched ken russell's "the devils" (1971) and i had to know more about its connection to space jam
trump was taking a massive shit and the smell short circuited all of the plane's electronics, and then the trap door for dumping losers off air force one opened up, and he fell 30,000 feet into the ocean with all his diarrhea. experts call this a "dave matthews band"
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
trump was taking a massive shit and the smell short circuited all of the plane's electronics, and then the trap door for dumping losers off air force one opened up, and he fell 30,000 feet into the ocean with all his diarrhea. experts call this a "dave matthews band"
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
this probably isn't IT but goddamn it makes me feel so good anyway. just the solidarity in knowing this disgusting hate monster will some day eat shit and we will all just dance and tell jokes, not kidding, it's beautiful to dream about it. what a day it will be
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
this probably isn't IT but goddamn it makes me feel so good anyway. just the solidarity in knowing this disgusting hate monster will some day eat shit and we will all just dance and tell jokes, not kidding, it's beautiful to dream about it. what a day it will be
just blocked and reported the ICE bluesky account as a violent hate group and you can, too
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 AM
just blocked and reported the ICE bluesky account as a violent hate group and you can, too
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I keep tellin myself that dont exhibit leftist brain rot but the grocery store near me has child sized carts that have placards that say 'Customer in Training' and rather than say 'ah cute' i want to tear them from the hands of innocent children and throw them in the ravine behind the carpet factory
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I keep tellin myself that dont exhibit leftist brain rot but the grocery store near me has child sized carts that have placards that say 'Customer in Training' and rather than say 'ah cute' i want to tear them from the hands of innocent children and throw them in the ravine behind the carpet factory
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
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This does a good job articulating something I’ve been struggling to. Feels like so much contemporary media is now in the Zapruder Extended Universe.
made the mistake of looking at the hellbook website and despite all the "advances" we've made in technology, everything is apparently like a million different zapruder films. what an awful and embarrassing time to be alive
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This does a good job articulating something I’ve been struggling to. Feels like so much contemporary media is now in the Zapruder Extended Universe.
made the mistake of looking at the hellbook website and despite all the "advances" we've made in technology, everything is apparently like a million different zapruder films. what an awful and embarrassing time to be alive
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
made the mistake of looking at the hellbook website and despite all the "advances" we've made in technology, everything is apparently like a million different zapruder films. what an awful and embarrassing time to be alive
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY*
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY*
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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I basically never see the racism or murder at the Racist Murder Pit. You can avoid that kind of thing if you don't go looking for it. The truth is, the Racist Murder Pit is the best place to have meaningful conversations about politics. And you can pretty easily ignore all the racism and murder
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I basically never see the racism or murder at the Racist Murder Pit. You can avoid that kind of thing if you don't go looking for it. The truth is, the Racist Murder Pit is the best place to have meaningful conversations about politics. And you can pretty easily ignore all the racism and murder
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Shoot this right into my veins.
Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Shoot this right into my veins.
ok last post of the year for me, i got my first tattoo and it's cool. love all of you guys. happy new year ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
ok last post of the year for me, i got my first tattoo and it's cool. love all of you guys. happy new year ❤️
a truly beautiful mind. "no one can get me for causing massive pain and suffering to countless children and their families because i am a virgin nerd who sucks". i see a bright future for this master of logic
Nick Shirley, who just got day care funding canceled for families across 🇺🇸 with a misleading viral video in Minnesota, says “they” won’t be able to get him because he doesn’t drink or do drugs and he’s a virgin
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
a truly beautiful mind. "no one can get me for causing massive pain and suffering to countless children and their families because i am a virgin nerd who sucks". i see a bright future for this master of logic
best movies of 2025 (i haven't seen marty supreme yet but idk what it would replace because i love these 5 so much):
5. weapons
4. 28 years later
3. eddington
2. sinners
1. one battle after another
5. weapons
4. 28 years later
3. eddington
2. sinners
1. one battle after another
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
best movies of 2025 (i haven't seen marty supreme yet but idk what it would replace because i love these 5 so much):
5. weapons
4. 28 years later
3. eddington
2. sinners
1. one battle after another
5. weapons
4. 28 years later
3. eddington
2. sinners
1. one battle after another
jerking it to pics of brigitte bardot today to honor the memory of her hotness, but only the ones where she is 90, to remind myself that she was actually bad
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
jerking it to pics of brigitte bardot today to honor the memory of her hotness, but only the ones where she is 90, to remind myself that she was actually bad
i have now seen "eyes wide shut" like six times and in my expert opinion, the movie is about how being horny will kill you and that's ok. that's how it works. sometimes sydney pollack is there
December 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
i have now seen "eyes wide shut" like six times and in my expert opinion, the movie is about how being horny will kill you and that's ok. that's how it works. sometimes sydney pollack is there