Amelia Fitzrovia
@ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social
The woman with two dragon tattoos. Extraordinarily and unexpectedly nerdy. I like Star Trek, Tattoos and Tequila. I support Arsenal. I don't like celery.
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Of course x Not shy!
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Of course x Not shy!
I see your work kerfuffery and raise you some wfh tomfoolery
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I see your work kerfuffery and raise you some wfh tomfoolery
I love that people are enjoying this even when they're not getting the cultural reference.
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I love that people are enjoying this even when they're not getting the cultural reference.
New job starts tomorrow. I'm well out of my comfort zone but I'm excited. I'll be working out of Westminster 3 days a week and I'm already on my way into London ready for my first team meeting in the morning.
PS. When I say excited, read terrified!
PS. When I say excited, read terrified!
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
New job starts tomorrow. I'm well out of my comfort zone but I'm excited. I'll be working out of Westminster 3 days a week and I'm already on my way into London ready for my first team meeting in the morning.
PS. When I say excited, read terrified!
PS. When I say excited, read terrified!
Love sprouts. I'll eat yours.
January 31, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Love sprouts. I'll eat yours.
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Maybe we should arm the penguins.
January 25, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Maybe we should arm the penguins.
I just showed this to my husband and told him that the penguins are gonna save us. He said, they're putting a lot less chocolate in them lately.
I'm going back to bed.
I'm going back to bed.
I don't like to joke about people dying, not even the giant geriatric toddler turd, but this is actually funny.
January 25, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I just showed this to my husband and told him that the penguins are gonna save us. He said, they're putting a lot less chocolate in them lately.
I'm going back to bed.
I'm going back to bed.
I don't like to joke about people dying, not even the giant geriatric toddler turd, but this is actually funny.
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I don't like to joke about people dying, not even the giant geriatric toddler turd, but this is actually funny.
I had bacon but I wish I'd had cake. Let's all have cake for breakfast tomorrow!
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I had bacon but I wish I'd had cake. Let's all have cake for breakfast tomorrow!
Blocked the judgemental weirdo, followed you. Hi ๐๐
January 24, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Blocked the judgemental weirdo, followed you. Hi ๐๐
So I've been over and taken a look at her account. Quickly established that she's a loser with some very conflicted opinions and poor critical thinking, i.e., a twat. Blocked. Would like to follow Gemma though, can you tag her please or message me, I can't find her / work it out! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 AM
So I've been over and taken a look at her account. Quickly established that she's a loser with some very conflicted opinions and poor critical thinking, i.e., a twat. Blocked. Would like to follow Gemma though, can you tag her please or message me, I can't find her / work it out! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Have a good one yaself, Bear x
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Have a good one yaself, Bear x
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I still get nervous when meeting important clients for my job, so I've started imagining myself shuffling sideways into the room like a crab while snapping my hands like crab claws and shouting "crabby crab crab". Seems to help but I'm a bit worried I'll actually do it one day.
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I still get nervous when meeting important clients for my job, so I've started imagining myself shuffling sideways into the room like a crab while snapping my hands like crab claws and shouting "crabby crab crab". Seems to help but I'm a bit worried I'll actually do it one day.
Reposted by Amelia Fitzrovia
History is repeating itself. We all are witnessing it. When is it enough? Congress! Every one! You all could stop this. The fact that you arenโt speaks volumes. Some do๐! History will not be kind to you. ( 24 hrs later defunding was reversed, but the damage was already done)
#DefendersOfDemocracy
#DefendersOfDemocracy
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 PM
History is repeating itself. We all are witnessing it. When is it enough? Congress! Every one! You all could stop this. The fact that you arenโt speaks volumes. Some do๐! History will not be kind to you. ( 24 hrs later defunding was reversed, but the damage was already done)
#DefendersOfDemocracy
#DefendersOfDemocracy
Ooh, I need to buy Drambuie. Stat.
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Ooh, I need to buy Drambuie. Stat.
I wish you were. I need supervision.
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I wish you were. I need supervision.
Thank God! ๐คฃ
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Thank God! ๐คฃ
Indeed. It's not like there's work tomorrow. Oh. Shit. Wait.
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Indeed. It's not like there's work tomorrow. Oh. Shit. Wait.