Amelia Fitzrovia
@ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social
Extraordinarily and unexpectedly nerdy. I like Star Trek, Tattoos and Tequila. I support Arsenal. I don't like celery.
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I just wanted to type monstrous dicks.
God, that felt good.
God, that felt good.
This is why I bloody love cats. Absolute monstrous dicks, perverse horrors.
Outrageously expensive windows have been installed throughout the house for only about thirty hours, but Clementine is already working her magic on the custom-sized screens.
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I just wanted to type monstrous dicks.
God, that felt good.
God, that felt good.
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Feelings are like emotional raccoons. They show up, make a mess, and leave like it was all your fault to begin with.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Feelings are like emotional raccoons. They show up, make a mess, and leave like it was all your fault to begin with.
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Feelings: the original malware.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Feelings: the original malware.
The words, "What becomes of a broken dildo", to the tune of What becomes of the broken hearted.
I will not be elaborating.
I will not be elaborating.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The words, "What becomes of a broken dildo", to the tune of What becomes of the broken hearted.
I will not be elaborating.
I will not be elaborating.
A Bristolian accent so strong, the word airport has 4 syllables.
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
A Bristolian accent so strong, the word airport has 4 syllables.
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My calendar is FINALLY at the printers.
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My calendar is FINALLY at the printers.
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
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#jokesters
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's Friday, I'm in love (with prosecco)
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's Friday, I'm in love (with prosecco)
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Some jokes in The Good Place aged incredibly well
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Some jokes in The Good Place aged incredibly well
Good thread
Most people who support billionaires are those who want a place near the fire, even if it means leaving everyone out in the cold.
But to me. Absolutely everything that is happening in this world is because of a class war.
Not a culture war.
The billionaires and the capitalists
But to me. Absolutely everything that is happening in this world is because of a class war.
Not a culture war.
The billionaires and the capitalists
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Good thread
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And I took some selfies.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
And I took some selfies.
Whilst I was away, I did this.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whilst I was away, I did this.
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When the dust settles, this is going to make Watergate look like a tan suit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When the dust settles, this is going to make Watergate look like a tan suit.
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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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I’m beginning to suspect that when this is all over none of us will have won.
*gestures at the world*
*gestures at the world*
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’m beginning to suspect that when this is all over none of us will have won.
*gestures at the world*
*gestures at the world*
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Holy shit, this cartoon.
October 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Holy shit, this cartoon.