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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What the hell does this mean
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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That was further affirmed by SCOTUS in the Wong Kim Ark case. So if yiu believe in originality or stare decisis this is an open and shut case. It's only hard if youre racist AF. (6th in an increasingly inaccurately named trilogy) www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt...
UNITED STATES v. WONG KIM ARK.
www.law.cornell.edu
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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There was extensive documented debate at the time 14A was drafted as to whether it would apply to Chinese railroad workers and gold rush workers' children. The answer was unequivocally that yes, it did. (5/3)
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
John roberts, get ready to learn south georgin buddy
Not a criticism of this (excellent!) thread, or Casten in particular, but I do think Democrats need to start laying out clear, definitive and escalatory steps they plan to take in response if/when SCOTUS goes through with this.
The 14th Amendment says that all people born in America, regardless of race are citizens and have a right to equal protection under the law. For SCOTUS to be remotely confused on that text speaks to their racism, not the Constitution (1/3) www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Not a criticism of this (excellent!) thread, or Casten in particular, but I do think Democrats need to start laying out clear, definitive and escalatory steps they plan to take in response if/when SCOTUS goes through with this.
The 14th Amendment says that all people born in America, regardless of race are citizens and have a right to equal protection under the law. For SCOTUS to be remotely confused on that text speaks to their racism, not the Constitution (1/3) www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
Supreme Court agrees to decide if Trump may end birthright citizenship | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court agreed Friday to decide if President Donald Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship with an executive order is constitutional, offering the justices an opportunity to revisit w...
www.cnn.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Heartbreaking. The University of Nebraska will terminate its entire Earth science department.

One of the country's most successful and respected geology & climate programs: gone.

When ideologues & politicians are threatened by the very act of studying climate change, I wonder: who of us is next?
It's over.

Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.

www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
BREAKING: ‘This hurts’: UNL eliminates 4 programs despite faculty, student pleas
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln eliminates the Earth and atmospheric sciences 8-0, educational administration 7-1, statistics 7-1, textiles, merchandising and fashion design 7-1 programs.
www.dailynebraskan.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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this idea is what makes America the greatest nation on Earth. it's not our economy, it's not our military, it's certainly not the quality of our leaders - it's our people. it's the idea that anyone can come to America and participate equally in being an American.
I cannot imagine the brain that believes their own citizenship is cheapened by the growth of the American citizenry.

That’s a goddamn triumph. That’s us winning.
Ezra Klein even like "well we can agree 'birth tourism' is a problem," and no, I cannot. My group texts are about sports and kids.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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“JuSt ImMiGrAtE ThE RiGhT WaY”
Routine naturalization ceremonies scheduled for this month in Putnam, Dutchess and Ulster counties to welcome new U.S. citizens were abruptly canceled last week by the federal government, surprising local officials.   buff.ly/8emFeDU
Citizen Ceremonies Canceled
Dutchess, Putnam clerks say they have new dates for next year 
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I bet the Phillies are happy their star player is getting his blood drained by a fake doctor.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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load-bearing "just"
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I legit spit out what I was drinking.

There are two different standards for Dems and republicans
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran mamdani put these fools in the contraption
BREAKING: A Queens judge on Friday took the unprecedented step of ordering the city to rip up the partially installed protected bike lane on 31st Street in Astoria, defying years of legal precedent that empowers the DOT to redesign city streets as it sees fit. buff.ly/02lWfWs
Queens Judge Orders City to Nix Half-Installed Astoria Bike Lane - Streetsblog New York City
A Queens judge on Friday took the unprecedented step of ordering the city to rip up Astoria's partially installed 31st Street bike lane.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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how much of my ancestry needs to be Somali for me to qualify for my birthright Vikings tickets?
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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AfD “worst party in the entire world” moment
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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god no one does bribery quite like FIFA
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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it is insanely dishonest to characterize the reaction to the most corrupt pardons in american history as pro-police and pro-prison. fuck off
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I'm sorry, but how many drivers run over pets and people on a daily basis?
Footage of the moment a Waymo car ran over Kit Kat, a beloved San Francisco bodega cat, raises new questions about the self-driving company’s safeguards. His death started a heated debate between those who despise automation and those who believe robots can improve their everyday lives.
How Kit Kat Was Killed: Video Shows What a Waymo Couldn’t See
Surveillance video shows a woman crouching beside a Waymo self-driving taxi, trying to lure a beloved neighborhood cat to safety. A second later, the car drove off.
nyti.ms
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I took two trains at 3:30-4 on Wednesday that were so crowded that people got left on the platform. The MTA absolutely should not be placing any more orders for new trains that are not open gangway, the trains are way too crowded for them to drag their feet like this.
There were 4,603,859 subway rides on Wednesday, which is a new post-pandemic record. Slowly, we’re approaching 4,697,122 rides from March 11, 2020 which was the last moment 4.6 million people rode the subway before things fell off a cliff
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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This is going to be like the most expensive station rebuild in the history of humanity and they are not even building an in-station transfer to the Red Line subway.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM