Pee Shark
@xtpd.bsky.social
“Woke shitpost pandertron” – he/him
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Every day it's less surprising that Noah Smith sold out all his alleged ideological commitments for the ability to say slurs
August 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Every day it's less surprising that Noah Smith sold out all his alleged ideological commitments for the ability to say slurs
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My favorite part of this is that Noah Smith is such a simple man he can be completely bamboozled by terms like “quantum computer”
If the Taliban learned meaningless buzzwords like this they could hack his brain and he’d pick up an AK and go HAM on the nearest school that admits girls
If the Taliban learned meaningless buzzwords like this they could hack his brain and he’d pick up an AK and go HAM on the nearest school that admits girls
August 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My favorite part of this is that Noah Smith is such a simple man he can be completely bamboozled by terms like “quantum computer”
If the Taliban learned meaningless buzzwords like this they could hack his brain and he’d pick up an AK and go HAM on the nearest school that admits girls
If the Taliban learned meaningless buzzwords like this they could hack his brain and he’d pick up an AK and go HAM on the nearest school that admits girls
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Wow. Noah has now weaponized his considerable ignorance of the UK to do regular X racism.
August 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Wow. Noah has now weaponized his considerable ignorance of the UK to do regular X racism.
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Pakistani Brits significantly outperform the average in school performance and are much more likely to go to university. So yes just racism from someone else whose mind has been destroyed by twitter.
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Pakistani Brits significantly outperform the average in school performance and are much more likely to go to university. So yes just racism from someone else whose mind has been destroyed by twitter.
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When the discourse advances to the "formerly respected commentator Noah Smith" stage, I would like the record to reflect that none of this former respect came from me
August 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When the discourse advances to the "formerly respected commentator Noah Smith" stage, I would like the record to reflect that none of this former respect came from me
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Wow, a Silicon Valley guy became a heinous racist?
August 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Wow, a Silicon Valley guy became a heinous racist?
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Spending too much time on twitter has always had a brain-pickling effect but now everyone gets pickled in precisely the same way
August 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Spending too much time on twitter has always had a brain-pickling effect but now everyone gets pickled in precisely the same way
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Not to play by his rules but a Pakistani Brit is the mayor of London
August 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not to play by his rules but a Pakistani Brit is the mayor of London
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Pakistani person: Hi folks, how we all doing?
Noah Smith: I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
Noah Smith: I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Pakistani person: Hi folks, how we all doing?
Noah Smith: I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
Noah Smith: I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
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White British American: "Tinsley is coming to the garden party, oh splendid"
White British Brit:"oi! Wot cunt wants to have a go, innit bruv"
White British Brit:"oi! Wot cunt wants to have a go, innit bruv"
August 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
White British American: "Tinsley is coming to the garden party, oh splendid"
White British Brit:"oi! Wot cunt wants to have a go, innit bruv"
White British Brit:"oi! Wot cunt wants to have a go, innit bruv"
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He's also gooning to pictures of Kitty which...not cool.
December 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
He's also gooning to pictures of Kitty which...not cool.
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"all war is based on deception"
unless you're fighting America and they panic by over-engineering a plane that absolutely dominated their competitors.
unless you're fighting America and they panic by over-engineering a plane that absolutely dominated their competitors.
July 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
"all war is based on deception"
unless you're fighting America and they panic by over-engineering a plane that absolutely dominated their competitors.
unless you're fighting America and they panic by over-engineering a plane that absolutely dominated their competitors.
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I love how this is just Val Cooper's whole thing, over multiple decades, laid out right here in her first appearance: she's going to try to build a government-run team of mutants.
Also funny that she's more hawkish than Gyrich here.
Also funny that she's more hawkish than Gyrich here.
December 13, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I love how this is just Val Cooper's whole thing, over multiple decades, laid out right here in her first appearance: she's going to try to build a government-run team of mutants.
Also funny that she's more hawkish than Gyrich here.
Also funny that she's more hawkish than Gyrich here.
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minority house speaker jeffries
The Obamacare 3-year funding extension is sailing through the House now. Already 16 Republicans have broken with party leaders and voted YES on the bill with unanimously supportive Democrats.
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
minority house speaker jeffries
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It is good that Congressional Dems are making this happen
The Obamacare 3-year funding extension is sailing through the House now. Already 16 Republicans have broken with party leaders and voted YES on the bill with unanimously supportive Democrats.
January 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It is good that Congressional Dems are making this happen
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When I say “material conditions” and “you need something to vote for, not just against,” I’m based. When they say “kitchen table issues” and “we’re focused on delivering for the American people,” they’re feckless.
Bluesky hates this, but theres a reason why Dems keep on trying to tie everything to kitchen table issues even if they arent as pithy with their statements as we'd prefer
New YouGov polling shows more people say inflation is their #1 issue now than said the same at any point in 2023-2024 today.yougov.com/politics/art...
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
When I say “material conditions” and “you need something to vote for, not just against,” I’m based. When they say “kitchen table issues” and “we’re focused on delivering for the American people,” they’re feckless.
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Imagine if Coca Cola put out a formula that used cocaine, people complained that the inclusion of cocaine made them feel gross and was dangerous, so then Coke got rid of the cocaine, but then people addicted to cocaine went “we miss cocaine!!” so they brought back the old cocaine recipe as an option
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Imagine if Coca Cola put out a formula that used cocaine, people complained that the inclusion of cocaine made them feel gross and was dangerous, so then Coke got rid of the cocaine, but then people addicted to cocaine went “we miss cocaine!!” so they brought back the old cocaine recipe as an option
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This is what makes Superman great and this is why we will never get a great Superman movie
Not sure why we needed comics after this, you can’t surpass perfection
January 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is what makes Superman great and this is why we will never get a great Superman movie
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But what will Pete Hegseth have for breakfast then?
I feel like Dr oz saying just don't have alcohol for breakfast has been way overlooked.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
But what will Pete Hegseth have for breakfast then?
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With thanks to @igneoussigil.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
With thanks to @igneoussigil.bsky.social
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I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
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Trump's EO offering to allow people to dip into retirement and pension accounts to buy a house, a thing which people can already do, is such hilarious rich person brain, as if the problem poor people have is that they have lots of money its just in tax protected accounts!
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Trump's EO offering to allow people to dip into retirement and pension accounts to buy a house, a thing which people can already do, is such hilarious rich person brain, as if the problem poor people have is that they have lots of money its just in tax protected accounts!
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If I didn't know better I'd say some folks were more interested in using dead Palestinians as a shibboleth to attack Democrats, which is why they're harsher on attempts to save their lives than schemes to kill them.
A thing I sometimes think about is that these folks got madder at Joe Biden for air dropping aid into Gaza or setting up a JLOTS to do the same than they did at Donald Trump for setting up a fake aid org that existed solely to lure Palestinian into a killbox to be murdered by Blackwater mercenaries.
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
If I didn't know better I'd say some folks were more interested in using dead Palestinians as a shibboleth to attack Democrats, which is why they're harsher on attempts to save their lives than schemes to kill them.
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Nobody has ever been vindicated harder than people who said easing gambling regulations created a moral hazard and I was entirely wrong in thinking making it easier for the boys to slap twenty dollars on a NBA game was harmless fun.
rid us of this nest of vipers. destroy polymarket
“.. critics have warned that widespread prediction-market contracts tied to war could create harmful incentives, especially if insiders charged with carrying out military actions are tempted to enrich themselves through side bets ..” 🤡
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January 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Nobody has ever been vindicated harder than people who said easing gambling regulations created a moral hazard and I was entirely wrong in thinking making it easier for the boys to slap twenty dollars on a NBA game was harmless fun.