John the Haterade Baptist
@xtpd.bsky.social
“Woke shitpost pandertron” – he/him
Upon even the slightest application of pressure, prison abolitionists’ actual plans are like
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Upon even the slightest application of pressure, prison abolitionists’ actual plans are like
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
This specific abolitionist seems to be pro-“drug everyone into nonviolence,” which…it is definitely a take
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This specific abolitionist seems to be pro-“drug everyone into nonviolence,” which…it is definitely a take
One of the past decade’s least pleasant surprises is finding out the New York Times unironically has this worldview:
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
One of the past decade’s least pleasant surprises is finding out the New York Times unironically has this worldview:
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
![MenshevikM: “I respect this [take not shown, but it’s then-Massachusetts governor issuing a COVID stay-at-home order for Connecticut citizens]. Connecticut does not exactly exist, it's a hoax made by a white citizens council who hate having to exist as a glorified land bridge between New York and Boston
At least a state like New Jersey embraces it's [sic] trashy underdog identity as a patch of highway between Philly and New York, in 240 years as a country what the fuck has connecticut given us, fucking Gillmore Girls? Patriots fans who are polite? Fuck off”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreic4hw4j35e7chabs2dyffr5tvul3us4vmxyleokjkkwcw3omaxeum@jpeg)
Reading Tom Gardner’s The Abiy Project, and…you can practically hear Gardner saying “horseshit” where he writes “controversial”
![But little more than a year later [after Abiy Ahmed was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize], one of the worst wars of the twenty-first century had erupted in Ethiopia's northern region of Tigray. Abiy was not alone responsible for it. But he was arguably more so than anybody else. He may well go down as the most controversial recipient of the 123-year-old prize since at least Henry Kissinger in 1973.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreibecmpag4v7bk3ys55eek3zhfgjdcna62fc3xjjlv2jfev32d5wo4@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reading Tom Gardner’s The Abiy Project, and…you can practically hear Gardner saying “horseshit” where he writes “controversial”
A fun question for the X-Men books is which characters tell new students that they deal with this shit in the field & their personal lives all the time, they should refer to it like goddamn adults
Hunch is Kitty, Storm & Emma are tactful about it; Jean, Magik & Dani Moonstar have no patience for it
Hunch is Kitty, Storm & Emma are tactful about it; Jean, Magik & Dani Moonstar have no patience for it
![Danielle Moonstar, teaching at Avengers Academy: “It [TikTok euphemisms] also just absolutely trivializes serious topics. ‘That woman is a victim of grape. She attempted sewer slide.’ shut the fuck up”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreieiewd4kotlxfirdkgesx6qgkxjhippp5fylhjgvxkaaq7pwli3a4@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A fun question for the X-Men books is which characters tell new students that they deal with this shit in the field & their personal lives all the time, they should refer to it like goddamn adults
Hunch is Kitty, Storm & Emma are tactful about it; Jean, Magik & Dani Moonstar have no patience for it
Hunch is Kitty, Storm & Emma are tactful about it; Jean, Magik & Dani Moonstar have no patience for it
Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson are the Hal Jordan & Guy Gardner to Mary-Jane Watson’s Kyle Rayner
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson are the Hal Jordan & Guy Gardner to Mary-Jane Watson’s Kyle Rayner
The nadir of this phenomenon is probably Ashley Stevens’ calling for “capital punishment but Woke” yet
refusing to spell out “death” like a goddamned adult
refusing to spell out “death” like a goddamned adult
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The nadir of this phenomenon is probably Ashley Stevens’ calling for “capital punishment but Woke” yet
refusing to spell out “death” like a goddamned adult
refusing to spell out “death” like a goddamned adult
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s very funny that literally the first thing Louise Simonson does as writer is to have Scott tell Warren “you’re a fucking idiot, you belong in a zoo” to Warren’s face
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It’s very funny that literally the first thing Louise Simonson does as writer is to have Scott tell Warren “you’re a fucking idiot, you belong in a zoo” to Warren’s face
This is one of the rare Load Bearing Instagram Posts
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is one of the rare Load Bearing Instagram Posts
The New York City mayoralty is like being punched in the dick every two minutes. It’s the most logical development for 616 Spider-Man
![[Peter] Parker: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreifrxwmtwfcyxajmsvweehfm7e2yevsqareby4elsbkzuoxancqqoi@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The New York City mayoralty is like being punched in the dick every two minutes. It’s the most logical development for 616 Spider-Man
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Nothing but respect for MY mayor of NYC
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nothing but respect for MY mayor of NYC
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My ideal Spider-Man storyline:
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My ideal Spider-Man storyline:
Sometimes I get the feeling that Marvel thinks the ideal Peter Parker is basically Frank Ricard from Old School
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sometimes I get the feeling that Marvel thinks the ideal Peter Parker is basically Frank Ricard from Old School
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM