John the Haterade Baptist
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“Woke shitpost pandertron” – he/him
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So:
1) Absolutely an all-time stupid Jacobin post (and that's saying something) but
2) This was written by Eugene Debs in, like, 1919 but
3) It is wrong - feudal lords absolutely did go to war, personally and frequently (though armored, on horseback, with retainers, less likely to end up dead).
1) Absolutely an all-time stupid Jacobin post (and that's saying something) but
2) This was written by Eugene Debs in, like, 1919 but
3) It is wrong - feudal lords absolutely did go to war, personally and frequently (though armored, on horseback, with retainers, less likely to end up dead).
This is an all-timer stupid Jacobin post, I'm not even annoyed 10/10.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So:
1) Absolutely an all-time stupid Jacobin post (and that's saying something) but
2) This was written by Eugene Debs in, like, 1919 but
3) It is wrong - feudal lords absolutely did go to war, personally and frequently (though armored, on horseback, with retainers, less likely to end up dead).
1) Absolutely an all-time stupid Jacobin post (and that's saying something) but
2) This was written by Eugene Debs in, like, 1919 but
3) It is wrong - feudal lords absolutely did go to war, personally and frequently (though armored, on horseback, with retainers, less likely to end up dead).
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This is an all-timer stupid Jacobin post, I'm not even annoyed 10/10.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is an all-timer stupid Jacobin post, I'm not even annoyed 10/10.
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i think this + the economic paper about work from home basically means that cheap housing + work-life balance -> people being able to have the families they want
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i think this + the economic paper about work from home basically means that cheap housing + work-life balance -> people being able to have the families they want
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*shakily removing glasses*
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Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.
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i'd also say there is a real sense in which for the people who were her patrons and backers nuzzi cannot be allowed to fail
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i'd also say there is a real sense in which for the people who were her patrons and backers nuzzi cannot be allowed to fail
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Her piece about Biden, which was itself badly written fiction, was itself a huge ethics scandal because her fuck boy was *running against him*
The piece quotes Kara Swisher — later identified as a friend of Nuzzi's — saying her piece about Biden's age was "the best political reporting out there."
But it wasn't! It came out two weeks after the debate and is just a bunch of anonymous quotes from insiders. Replacement-level stuff.
But it wasn't! It came out two weeks after the debate and is just a bunch of anonymous quotes from insiders. Replacement-level stuff.
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Her piece about Biden, which was itself badly written fiction, was itself a huge ethics scandal because her fuck boy was *running against him*
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Malaysian dummymandering produced the blow-out that upended the country's politics and stopped the stagger to autocracy.
It would be pretty funny if a D-tilted environment coupled with trying to dilute D votes by gerrymandering them into heavily red districts resulted in a much bigger blowout than if they hadn’t gerrymandered
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Malaysian dummymandering produced the blow-out that upended the country's politics and stopped the stagger to autocracy.
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remember when they were pretending to be on the left and people fell for it? good times.
Woke 2 has arrived, and thank fuckin' god
Actress Dasha Nekrasova Fired By Gersh, Dropped From Movie Amid Backlash Over Podcast Interview With Far-Right Political Commentator Nick Fuentes
Actress Dasha Nekrasova has been dropped by Gersh over a podcast interview with far-right political commentator Nick Fuentes.
deadline.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
remember when they were pretending to be on the left and people fell for it? good times.
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Ugly LA (DC) is a sucker for anyone remotely attractive
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ugly LA (DC) is a sucker for anyone remotely attractive
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Ezra Nuzzi-Lizza sounds less like a name and more like an incantation.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ezra Nuzzi-Lizza sounds less like a name and more like an incantation.
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Can we get her and Nancy Mace to form a crime fighting duo that sucks ass
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can we get her and Nancy Mace to form a crime fighting duo that sucks ass
My loathing for Jack Shafer is one of my most well-maintained grudges
jack shafer is the main guy I associate with this but dave weigel stands out as well
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My loathing for Jack Shafer is one of my most well-maintained grudges
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a lot of these savvy political reporter people adopt this obnoxious nihilistic affect to cover for the fact that they’re complete dimwits
95 percent of Nuzzi's reputation for being 'brilliant' or 'talented' was cultivating a mean girl image that the dumbest people in media are suckers for.
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
a lot of these savvy political reporter people adopt this obnoxious nihilistic affect to cover for the fact that they’re complete dimwits
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95 percent of Nuzzi's reputation for being 'brilliant' or 'talented' was cultivating a mean girl image that the dumbest people in media are suckers for.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
95 percent of Nuzzi's reputation for being 'brilliant' or 'talented' was cultivating a mean girl image that the dumbest people in media are suckers for.
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The Starmer re-elect is dead. The souffle does not rise twice, the prime minister does not come back from that kind of approval rating, or indeed the level of hatred he inspires in the country now.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Starmer re-elect is dead. The souffle does not rise twice, the prime minister does not come back from that kind of approval rating, or indeed the level of hatred he inspires in the country now.
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Should we rehabilitate Zoomer woke quasi-Puritanism now that we know everyone on Earth who isn’t a 14 year-old with Tumblr brain is a sex criminal?
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Should we rehabilitate Zoomer woke quasi-Puritanism now that we know everyone on Earth who isn’t a 14 year-old with Tumblr brain is a sex criminal?
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Probably my most cherished meme
June 11, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Probably my most cherished meme
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Treating the reactionary social attitudes of defecting rainbow coalition proletarians as excusable due to their lack of education is a form of noblesse oblige classism disguised as political activism
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Treating the reactionary social attitudes of defecting rainbow coalition proletarians as excusable due to their lack of education is a form of noblesse oblige classism disguised as political activism
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Yeah stuff like "Worship Team Bass Player Dies On Stage, Nobody Notices" was great because it so clearly came from real subject matter expertise
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yeah stuff like "Worship Team Bass Player Dies On Stage, Nobody Notices" was great because it so clearly came from real subject matter expertise
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the Bee gets most of its clicks pandering to the absolutely dullest caricatures of the left possible so most of their work is dogshit but occasionally they’ll punch right and purely from a comedy standpoint it’s almost always a million times better
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the Bee gets most of its clicks pandering to the absolutely dullest caricatures of the left possible so most of their work is dogshit but occasionally they’ll punch right and purely from a comedy standpoint it’s almost always a million times better
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NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Would it be fair to say that Cy Twombly was A Vibe
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Would it be fair to say that Cy Twombly was A Vibe