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“Woke shitpost pandertron” – he/him
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georgia's secret sauce is atlanta steadily swallowing the entire state bsky.app/profile/inkr...
This is also some of Georgia's secret sauce last I heard
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Kash Patel with the permanent look of someone desperately worried he's going to accidentally slip and give the game away at any moment.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The key insight is that criminal offenses are power law distributed. There are super-offenders who collect felonies like pokemon cards & impulsive young men who opportunistically offend & age out of it

Solution to former is humane segregation from society, solution to latter is community policing.
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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before you’re permitted to gamble, you should be forced to consider yourself as an old person spending your fading years blank-faced and shoveling your dwindling savings into a slot machine that’s decorated with sexy Looney Tunes characters.

this is an essential service real-life casinos provide
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Charles Xavier does it with a member of the Hellfire Club,” maybe. Of the Hellfire Club the most likely to have made a pee tape are Sebastian Shaw & Frederick von Röhm
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM