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An old spy in a hurry
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How very black history month to suddenly discover even more underground railroad
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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These bitches eating CHICKEN
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This is my "Umbrella"
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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everyone with an IQ above paste could have predicted this would happen: anyway; these Meta glasses are ontologically evil and anyone who wears them is a creeping blood-worm who should be chased from society with stones and sharp sticks
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Age verification? I watched a sitting US President announce a pardon of his predecessor on television.
Age verification? I paid a penny for 12 cassette tapes.
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not even Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz would make the joke in this scenario.
This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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It does not matter if you take the child you use as bait and then kidnap to McDonald’s!!!!!
Lyons says ICE agents actually "took care" of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos when they detained him, before shipping him off to a horrific Texas ICE facility.

He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
That "celebrant of Latin Mass and the American Founding" clause is raising a lot of questions that should have been answered by a copy editor.
One of Antonin Scalia's kids allegedly said that she was relieved that her father died when he did, because he would be so "upset" at how "coarse" and "polarized" politics has become, which makes me wonder if Scalia's children have any idea who their dad was www.politico.com/news/magazin...
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Hey, here's a squirrel.
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
So did Sharkey.
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Since I used to teach postmodern theory and culture, and also because I am a person living on this earth, I think about this stuff nonstop, and glad the WeRateDogs guy has put this so plainly so people can understand
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
COLOSSAL is great
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Post a banger that isn't in English.

youtu.be/CV65tWCZALI...
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I think it's worse than this, actually. I think they believe that enough Americans approve of it to endanger the Democrats electorally if they oppose it too strenuously or try to change those voters' minds.
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Experienced my very first “you should self-deport!” Kristi Noem commercial on YouTube today after showing my husband the halftime show and then watching a couple of Bad Bunny interview clips from late night shows, in case you were wondering how Google’s ad algorithm is working these days
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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"How are you gonna build a base on the sun, you ask? Hear me out. We build it at night!"
I am going to build a space colony on the surface of the sun
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
*Jeb Bush voice* please vax?
Dr. Mehmet Oz urged Americans to get vaccinated against measles, one of the strongest endorsements of the vaccine from a top health official in the Trump administration, which has repeatedly undermined confidence in vaccine safety. Oz's comments come amid a large measles outbreak in South Carolina.
Oz Offers Forceful Call for Measles Vaccination
The comments by the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services director come as South Carolina grapples with a large measles outbreak.
nyti.ms
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Oh my god
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJKJ...
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Overall I dig this, despite a couple of niggles around brand logos, but whenever I think about Cadillac in F1 I recall the Oscar Brand version of "Beep Beep" where the Cadillac driver is outpaced by a tiny Fiat stuck in second gear (replacing the Nash Rambler of the Playmates' original lyrics).
Seeing double 😮‍💨#F1 @Cadillac_F1@twitter.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM