Pat Casey
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Screenwriter (Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Violent Night) Proud Minnesotan. Fuck ICE
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In what is a transparent violation of the First Amendment, a (Bush-appointed) federal judge has just issued an order restraining me from asking women "ey what's the vibe tonight" as soon as they exit their car at the gas station
February 17, 2026 at 3:13 AM
In what is a transparent violation of the First Amendment, a (Bush-appointed) federal judge has just issued an order restraining me from asking women "ey what's the vibe tonight" as soon as they exit their car at the gas station
I find that the closer I get to finishing a screenplay, the easier it becomes to work on- because it becomes a pleasure to read and re-read and improve upon it. If it's not a pleasure to read, you're not close to finishing yet
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I find that the closer I get to finishing a screenplay, the easier it becomes to work on- because it becomes a pleasure to read and re-read and improve upon it. If it's not a pleasure to read, you're not close to finishing yet
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Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Buying a car is an incredibly expensive huge commitment, so whoever's idea it was to make going to a dealership to check out a car into an incredibly unpleasant ordeal - great job
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Buying a car is an incredibly expensive huge commitment, so whoever's idea it was to make going to a dealership to check out a car into an incredibly unpleasant ordeal - great job
Wuthering Heights: pretty good!
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Wuthering Heights: pretty good!
Hot take: Basketball should be in the Winter Olympics instead of the Summer
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Hot take: Basketball should be in the Winter Olympics instead of the Summer
Six years! This movie was a total career-changer for us. It was also six years ago this week that we pitched VIOLENT NIGHT to Universal
The 'Sonic The Hedgehog' movie was released 6 years ago today in theatres.
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Six years! This movie was a total career-changer for us. It was also six years ago this week that we pitched VIOLENT NIGHT to Universal
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Incredible that Worf was such a great Starfleet officer that they named their fastest speed after. "Worf speed - engage!" they all say. What a tribute
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Incredible that Worf was such a great Starfleet officer that they named their fastest speed after. "Worf speed - engage!" they all say. What a tribute
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I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
Why do they call it "Surf City" when its primary notable characteristic is that there are twice as many girls as boys? I say we rename it "Girl City."
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Why do they call it "Surf City" when its primary notable characteristic is that there are twice as many girls as boys? I say we rename it "Girl City."
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when i was 16 i used to eat turkey and mayonnaise sandwiches on white bread where i would put mayonnaise on all 4 sides of the bread, just leaving small empty spots for finger holds. this is white culture. this is what they want to take from us.
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
when i was 16 i used to eat turkey and mayonnaise sandwiches on white bread where i would put mayonnaise on all 4 sides of the bread, just leaving small empty spots for finger holds. this is white culture. this is what they want to take from us.
When are they coming out with the Torment Nexus II?
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When are they coming out with the Torment Nexus II?
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
We're going to power the sun colony with clean beautiful coal
I am going to build a space colony on the surface of the sun
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
We're going to power the sun colony with clean beautiful coal
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If your parents say things like “China is going to eliminate The Stanley Cup” you need to have the hard conversation about elder care solutions
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If your parents say things like “China is going to eliminate The Stanley Cup” you need to have the hard conversation about elder care solutions
I am going to build a space colony on the surface of the sun
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I am going to build a space colony on the surface of the sun
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
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Speed skating strategy has never made much sense to me
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Speed skating strategy has never made much sense to me
The Dunk and Egg theme is the Rainbow Connection
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The Dunk and Egg theme is the Rainbow Connection
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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Every reporter needs to ask Republicans two questions.
1) Is the President of the United States Racist?
2) Is the President of the United States incompetent?
When they deflect the fist one ask the second. When they deflect the second ask the first again.
1) Is the President of the United States Racist?
2) Is the President of the United States incompetent?
When they deflect the fist one ask the second. When they deflect the second ask the first again.
Let me see if I understand: a "staffer" acting alone, without any approvals process, had access to the social media account of the most powerful person in the world--who has the power to instigate a nuclear war (let alone start one)--and we're supposed to accept that and move on?
February 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Every reporter needs to ask Republicans two questions.
1) Is the President of the United States Racist?
2) Is the President of the United States incompetent?
When they deflect the fist one ask the second. When they deflect the second ask the first again.
1) Is the President of the United States Racist?
2) Is the President of the United States incompetent?
When they deflect the fist one ask the second. When they deflect the second ask the first again.